Guy who's in some sort of relationship with his grandmother' friend here. I went to see her again yesterday...

>last time I was there she told me to masturbate until I came to see her again
>told me she had something special if I did it
>went over to her house late afternoon
>she came to the door in a dressing gown and kissed me as I went in
>we went through to her kitchen and she said we could do something fun together
>we ended up cooking dinner together naked
>as we ate on her couch she'd occasionally stroke my erection
>when we were done she took me through to the bathroom and sat on the toilet and I stood in front of her
>she jacked me off and I came a lot on her stomach and chest
>she cleaned herself off and we went to her bed and kissed for a bit
>when I started to get hard again she lent over to a drawer and pulled out a cock ring and put it on me
>dick started to turn dark red
>slide it into her and fuck her steadily until she wants to change positions
>end up with her lying face down and me fucking her from behind
>cum inside her
>she turned over and took off the ring, we cuddled and fell asleep
>when I woke up she straddled my face and I ate her out, then we had breakfast and I went home

I don't have a need for them, I just cum in her since she can't get pregnant

How did this relationship start?

The short version is that I was helping my gran and she's one of her friends. She needed help fixing things after her husband died and to cut it short she had sex with me after I helped her out.

absolute twaddle, play a record

I would 100% whore myself out to an old hag for a few hundred k or higher

How do you figure that one out?

Youve been missing out on some shit dude :)

Yesh id do it. The thing is gonna die within 10 years and is probably not going to be able to have sex within 5. EZ MONY

I guess there's no one else for it to go to since she never had kids and she's never mentioned having any other family.

post a pic of your dick in her with timestamp

How an I going to do that? It's 11pm here, she lives a decent drive away and she'll be asleep by now.

can you greentext how this shit began?

I'll copy-paste from the thread I first told it in.

>be 19
>take gran to visit her friend
>she's recently widowed, looks quite fit and athletic for her age
>her friend mentions that she needs some help with some things around the house
>go back a few days later and fixed her shower curtain, changed a lightbulb or two and fixed a squeaky door hinge
>she offers to pay me but I said it wasn't necessary
>she moves to give me a kiss as I'm going out the door
>instead she pushes me into the door and shuts it
>she has her arms around me and starts kissing me
>once the shock wears off I start making out with her
>she grabs my belt and pulls me to her bed
>"strip" she tells me as she starts to do the same
>I take my shirt off nervously but as I get it over my head she pushes me backwards and straddles me
>she wasn't wearing any underwear and now I can see her pussy
>light grey, almost white landing strip and shaved everywhere else
>clit hood and belly button are pierced
>she moves up and sits on my face
>"make me cum"
>I lick her for what feels like an hours until she starts grinding on me
>she sits back and slides my dick into her
>I thrust into her for a few minutes while she's on top, cum inside her
>she lies her body on top of mine and lets me cuddle her while she tells me what a good boy I was
>can feel my cum dribbling out of her onto my stomach

you know you can't work for the the government if you fuck old women/men.

It sounds like she does this often user.

why do people larp like this

Her husband died about a year ago and she's certainly experienced in bed, but I don't think she'd had much opportunity to meed other people like me since then.
I'm not, but you believe what you want.

>I'm not LARPing
>no solid proof though, hehe

I can get proof the next time I see her but I don't have any other pics of her right now, certainly not of her naked.

I wanna bang a GILF, but how?

>>go back a few days later and fixed her shower curtain, changed a lightbulb or two and fixed a squeaky door hinge
>>"make me cum"
Goddamn this bitch is demanding

She can be quite dominant at times but she's also quite gentle with me after I cum, especially when I cum in her. I do find it weird when she calls me "son" and "boy" when we're in bed.

fucking disgusting neck yourself subhuman

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Ohh man I love your stories you are very lucky ! Having sex with a grandma sounds super kinky , does she makes you any pie or cookies after you creampie her ?

Thanks. No, unless you count breakfast the morning after. After I cum she cuddles me then gets up and goes to the toilet then comes back and we kiss and snuggle until we fall asleep.

are you developing some feelings for her ?

this is fucking disgusting user you ought to be ashamed of yourself

Maybe a little bit. I think she likes having me more than the other way around though since she cuddles into me pretty tight when she's asleep.
Maybe I should but sex is sex.

in b4 op gets some antique venereal disease

>ate her out
Shes 70 something and you did that? How much dust did you have to get out of your mouth after you were finished you sick bastard

Aside from a stray pube or two and her long-ish labia, I actually enjoy it. It doesn't taste that bad and she gets surprisingly wet.

proof of claims?

Well robots? Why dont YOU settle for a 70 year old gf?

so glad i didn't end up like OP and actually took the time to find a proper SO.

Bumpito
Organinal

What's it like when she has an orgasm?

mate please tell me she's not the one in the pic

>pic relates
So...

this is my dream, how did it start? i don't know where to meet a horny granny whatsoever

>mfw I was gonna scream normalfag until I realized OP is fucking aged-surplus roastie

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When geriatric ladies call you a handsome young man are they DTF or just being polite?

user how does it feel to get molested?

Well I'm glad she found some dick at least.

Is that the one that's 72 years old or something?
That's fucking nasty.

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You should start calling her mommy and see how she reacts. I can see that you are probably not into it but just do it for science, just once.

Do you enjoy her being dominant or do you prefer it vanilla?

Based op. Keep us updated on future events

P>All these pathetic incel faggots who are assblasted bc they dont have a granny GF

Kill yourselves

If youve never had your dick sucked by a woman with dentures you need to shut the fuck up and leave the thread.

Fuck that call her gramgram

OP you def have to make comments to her about a hand in her cookie jar ;)