Panda Express Orange Chicken

You're the oldest fuck on this board, that's just sad

god fucking damn I want some crispy duck now

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>implying neets and tendies aren't more mediocre

This is so fucking ugly kys fat ass

Well everyone always says the orange chicken at panda is the best. Its basically the mcdonalds has the best fries equivalent i guess. But i think even if u hate everything on pandas menu, there is no denying that the orange chicken is awesome

sounds so fucking great dude
shit i wish i had a 10 oz. steak and two baked potatoes and a side of green beans with bacon and grilled onions

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>waaah ur image makes my eyes sad

Not even that poster, but go back to rebbit, roastie. Or drink bleach.

You're obviously not NEET, OP. Take out is as expensive as shit and not very nutritious.

Panda Express is more or less tendies with god-tier dabeetus sauce drizzled over it user. It'd be perfect NEET food if it weren't actually pretty pricey

moved out of us only craving is orange chicken fuck you user

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recipe user? or link?

It's fucking delicious. This with chow mein and teriyaki sauce in a bowl is heavenly.

American Chinese food is horrible for you. Maybe you faggots are all "depressed" because you pig out like fucking vermin eating deep fried sugar covered chicken shit.

Thats a pretty good NEET food, I prefer tendies but take out stuff is always a nice meal.

t. butthurt chang living in the west

That shit is so fake i cant even call it Americanized Chinese food. Orange chicken isn't even something from china it was made in the U.S. also no they are not better then trendies, they have been a staple food in the NEET diet for a long time and some fake Ching ding fast food chicken that's probably worse for health then tendies could in no way compare to them. Much less be better than them.

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Yo CHINK! From one CHINK to another, dont look down on americanized chinese food. I am 100% chinese and moved here but Panda Express satisfies a separate craving. Dont be one of those idiots that has to look down on it because your an elitist eating only the most authentic shit.

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Is that like Trader Joe's mandarin orange chicken? That stuff is good but I couldn't see having it very often.

you dont think i know my life is sad?
my pain is immeasurable
the solitude in which i found solace is now my undoing

I don't like Chinese take out anymore after I got really sick after eating it one day. Chinese used to be my absolute favorite now I'm never in the mood.

You are all a bunch of bottom feeder fat slabs if you think that that fake as fuck "chicken" is in the slightest sense of the word tasty. Fuck out.

Panda Express is the worst Chinese food I've ever eaten. The beef and broccoli was complete trash and the egg rolls were spongy.

do they deliver?
all the delivery places near me are either generic dominos/ papa johns or fucking abysmal small restaurants

im a superNEET so i have no money
but i would eat orange chicken every damn day if i could

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>Orange chicken isn't even something from china it was made in the U.S.
revelation of the fucking millennium. next you'll tell me water is wet too.

It's low quality chinese food that's overpriced and not healthy at all for you. That said, you can take it to go, so yes, it is the perfect NEET food. If you can afford it...

how does fast food pricing in america work? you guys keep saying mcdonalds is poverty food, but this looks about the same quality and you're all saying it's too expensive?

i ate this shit every day for like a week once, and now every time i think about it i just feel sick.

McDonalds is fairly cheap compared to BK and Wendys. But for fast food, Panda Express just isnt worth it, there are chinese places with cheaper food than this.

Go to Pei Wei and get the orange chicken. I used to swear by Panda Express abd their orange chicken but Pei Wei has changed everything I've ever known.

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I think NEETs are brainlets who cant do math. A meal at panda is like 1 dollar more than a meal at mcdonalds. I think people who think mcdonalds is cheaper are people who buy just a sandwich off the value menu and ignore fries and drinks.

>but better
Theres the mistake

Why does the color look all light? And i dont know if i want actual orange slices in the orange chicken man.

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>pain is immeasurable
Physical or mental? Big difference desu.

The old recipe was better. 198-2008 Panda Express was god tier neet food. Get a nice plate of food, you can eat with a fork in some quit corner. It is super fatso food though, becuase tons of suger and tons of fat and tons of carbs.
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I fucking hate the new restaurant designs, the new artsy steam tables might look nicer but the food doesnt stay as good.

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The orange chicken at panda isnt like orange chicken anyweare else. Enjoy it for what it is, but dont compare

my mental illnesses are really flaring up today. 9/10 personalities agree

No it's garbage andntaste like cardboard like everything at that overpriced dump. Also fuck off marketer, sage

Id rather be a crazy fucker than in the chronic pain im in, least your mom hooks you up with good food.

Sorry I can't afford to eat caviar and filet mignon every night like you. Forgive me for having plebeian tastes

Walnut shrimp is better

T. Mom n Pop Shop wannabe Orange Chicken. Keep coping with your no name recipe where the breading softens in the sauce and loses all the crunch.

They're objectively better than tendies. You might not like this, but its the objective reality.

>fast food meats

literally the lowest quality of food there is

I shower in orange chicken sauce

>literally
>literally doesnt know the definition of literally or at least how to use the word properly

>FRUIT on MEAT
gas the chinks

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>t. literal retard
cilantro

eat shit gwai lo, pineapple on pizza is also delicious

frozen go-gurt is pretty oishii :p

You should burn for your heresy.

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Ginger Beef is better. Also Panda Express is shit because it has such small portion sizes compared to the price.

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ore no chin chin ga oishii desu yo ne ^__^*

saa, taberu ka?

I totally just made panda express recipe chicken today for my mom and siblings. Spooky. And this is the first time I've even been on this particular board.

What made you decide to join us robots, u normie.

Their Teriyaki Grilled chicken is 10 times better than that mediocre Orange chicken shit.

Do u guys like their beijing beef?

I used to, but I've grown tired of most of their stuff, except their teriyaki grilled chicken and that Steak and Shrimp stuff.

>It's basically tendies but $8 instead of $2
>its the ultimate neet food

literally neck yourself faggot

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And that's a good thing!

This

I was gonna make a tread and I saw this one.

Honestly, if you guys are robots, I'm more of a cyborg.

>$2 tendies

$2 worth of tendies will provide you fewer calories than a $2 portion of orange chicken.

>Eating panda express
>Not choosing the superior kung pao chicken

Fuck you.

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>t.literal retard
Irony.

Shinsuke Nakamura lost at Wrestlemania. The heel turn was cool though

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This shit is the bomb with the fried noodles

You did not create this term
also gtfo normie

Water is indeed wet

saw this thread a few hours ago
fuck i still want some
i hate when i want a food i can't easily get so i eat every other food i have in the house and i'm not satisfied

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