If you dont think pic related is the ideal bf, than i regret to inform you that youre too far gone

if you dont think pic related is the ideal bf, than i regret to inform you that youre too far gone

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that pose he's making makes him look like a fag

>godiva
>harry potter

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uhh user i think you picked the wrong file?? thats not David Hogg...

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jack! it's the auburn red haired user from the thread the other night! whats your location and contact info?

is that a girl on hrt??

if it is then you have to call it a He and a Boy user it's standard protocol

;^)
east coast, n tell me a bit about urself and ill consider adding you on discord

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bumperino origami desu nya

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The fact you can't see his dick is sad bro. he must have a 2 inch penis.

I always end up going for this type, never had a crush on a blonde somehow.

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:^)
>pic related
long haired thick n hairy guys are the best
id never date someone that doesnt have long hair tbdesu

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I love bald heads and buzz cuts, they're really relaxing to pet and rub your chin on.
Hair longer than shoulder length doesn't appeal to me with someone I'm intimate with cause it gets all over the place.
desu I have no idea how straight guys can get over that

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He honestly looks like a sperg. I want either a cute feminine twink or a strong manly man with mature hobbies.

Did you make this thread because of the mountain man yesterday

I laughed at this image because this is the exact same fucking pose instathots do

my one (1) and only ex had a crew cut that he'd buzz every other month or so. i really liked it when he'd grow it out for the little amount of time that he did
i dont think i could date someone with a buzzcut again though. he was the only exception
>not wanting a manly, hairy, chubby n tall long haired bf, with stubble to boot
thats my ideal bf honestly
i make threads like these almost every day, my son
he may be a thot, but he's my thot

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There is really only one main problem. Jewelry on a man never looks good. Needs to drop the 87 rings and stick to a nice watch.

i really like the idea of dog tags on guys
my younger brother wears a silver necklace as well and i think it looks pretty okay on him
i used to wear a necklace as well but i lost it a while ago so i havent bothered with anything else since, cause im sentimental regarding the jewelry that i do wear
watches are nice too, but i dont really see the need for one (1) since phones nowadays already have a built in clock

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True but there is something classy about a nice watch, like it is more of a fashion statement than a tool to tell time.

>thats my ideal bf honestly
I guess I can't argue with that. He's not my type, but good luck, user! I know you can get someone like him one day.

My friend looks just like him

i can understand that !
not to be an complete and utter fag, but i think earrings can look good on guys, too
not over the top hoop earrings, ofcourse, but more like gold or diamond studs
stretched ears are gross though
i think one (1) of the cutest things you can do in a relationship is wear matching jewelry with your so - id love to wear a matching bracelet/watch/whatever with my future husbando
thanks fellow user ! hopefully sometime soon. im still really young (and also look a lot younger than my actual age as well) so im keepin my hopes up
lemme guess though, he's straight ???
:^(

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>lemme guess though, he's straight ???
>:^(
Yep

gettin my hopes up all for nothin

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>tfw still waiting on the user from earlier to reply
feelsbad i bet he isnt even lurking anymore

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Q-Quorthon?

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if you just chopped off his head and changed all his interests he'd be pretty hot

no, it's just some random thot from tumblr i think
though i saved his photos onto my phone's porn folder a while back and i forget his url, sadly

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>implying the long hair doesnt make the mans
come on now, lad
admittedly his interests (harry potter) are pretty bad, though

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>long haired thick n hairy guys are the best
>id never date someone that doesnt have long hair tbdesu
Why are you attracted to the unemployable? Aren't women supposed to be attracted to what can provide/protect? Hard to do that working at a super market.

>Aren't women supposed to be attracted to what can provide/protect?
>women
youre new around here, arent you

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Is this really what the ideal looks like?

I've met plenty of girls who use Jow Forums. It makes them feel like they're one of the guys or some shit.

heteronormativity versus jack
who will win??
who even was the reigning champ baka

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yes, it is what the ideal boyfriend looks like
any more questions, my fellow thotty in arms ???
>pic related is fucky too but he's weeb shit

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How long does it take to get that buff? I'm currently a skeleton, but I have long hair and mine is way nicer.

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can't stand long hair that goes past the shoulders on guys, but that's just me. at least have plenty of facial hair or a beard if you're going for that look, otherwise it's too feminine.

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world war 3 but this time it's a genocide of heterosexuals (finally)
>pic related is also another best boy
WHAT HEU FKC YOUR HAIR IS NICE
be my bf and ill help you lift
all will be clear, in due time, my apprentice
:^)

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>be my bf and ill help you lift
Aren't you a guy though? I'm not gay.

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muscular men are uncouth gorillas
change my mind

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i dont think long hair is inherently feminine honestly
at most it's androgynous. if anything i think the way the hair is cut definitely lends as to whether it's read as masculine or feminine, too. take for example: you wouldnt question a guy's masculinity if he had """"wild""" long hair n a beard. hell, again, even with stubble, i think it lookds hella masc
not every one looks good with long hair though, the same way that not everyone looks good with short hair
but i think short hair is more common cause of that exact belief. also long hair is a pain in the ass to take care of too
oh
feelsbad
:^(
*grunts*

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bummmppppppppppppppppppp
surprisingly unoriginal kappa pride

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jack's hubris will be his undoing. . .
the bigger the ego the bigger the bamboozlement.

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dont do me dirty like this, anime poster

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