/r9gay/

>tfw no decent looking, somewhat (or very) fit, tall(er than me), blonde or black-haired, light-eyed, caring and gentle yet dominant bf

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Sad nigga hours becomes sad nigga days, then weeks, and so on. Then it's just sad nigga life.

>tfw no qt femboy cuddle with
What do I do anons? Where do I find the femboys

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>tfw not happy and very alone.
Thinking about those tulpa threads.
Seems like a dark road but so is loneliness.

>/soc/

idk where

>tfw two out of three of the places my body type is least desired are literally where I think guys have the sexiest accent
It's not fucking fair guys

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the hair colors on this image need flipped

aussies are inbred

for real? am I wasting time on r9k when soc is the promise land?

Last thread wasn't at bump limit, you're gonna get us banned you retard.

yeah that'd be my ideal combo

well if you are looking for a hook-up i guess that's where youd get one (or so ive heard, never been on that board)

r9k is a bad place because there are good reasons we don't have bfs (or in the case of everyone else, straight)

eh, it'll die off very soon

>boy I've been talking to went to sleep hours ago
>been up all night thinking about him
>need to wake up in 4 hours for work

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>tfw no bf to OD on fentanyl with and hold each others hands as everything fades to black and we both die

Take that back

USDA Organic

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fudge dude that reminds me i got go to bed if i want a goodnights sleep

INBRED
t. German master race

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>New kid at work (grocery store, cashier)
>Cute as hell
>Slow one morning
>One of our coworkers has a customer that changed their mind on some 24 packs of soda so they need to be taken back
>Offer to do it but can't get all of them in one trip
>He helps me
>We're talking, whatever
>On the way back to the front he just pushes me, out of the blue
>I look at him and he just smiles and laughs
I will literally never forget him. He was perfect and I had a giant fucking crush on him. He quit before I could figure out his sexual orientation.

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its the yaoi dream
blond tops are a nono

alright everyjuan. OP out, have a good whatever it is where you are

I used to enjoy being alone but as soon as I actually made friends and found people I care about I get started to feel lonely rather than just alone. It doesn't help that I'm terrified of being alone/ignored/abandoned thanks to anxiety

link this niggy

I'm almost never lonely.

I think most people are like you

I'm rarely lonely. People don't seem to add that much to my life

4'6 here AGAIN
biweekly post and saving the thread from dying

>tfw no cute,short(er than me),feminine asian bf
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want to make you into a loyal boiwife

>tfw your best friend says he wishes you were a girl

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what does he mean by this

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That's cute desu good luck

hes hinting that you should go fem and be his gf
just get krunk and confront him about it, if he isnt gay then you can play it off as being a bad drunk and if hes into it then the next time youre sober you can get that dik

prostate orgasms are really

really top notch

>boi
>wife
what did he mean by this?

it means wife(male)

that sounds a little too gay for me

>crippling anxiety continues to dominate life
>tell myself I'm going to stop going to Jow Forums but cannot
I don't even have the time to see a fucking therapist.

Also, since this is /r9gay/-
>tfw mental illness and self-hatred prevents you from expressing faggotry irl

>tfw no one wants to make me their boywife ;_;
>tfw 5'9 so too tall to be cute

long as youre cute your height doesnt matter to me~

I've been on nofap for 10 days and actually feel emotions for the first time in years. They are negative emotions but its something. Anyone else here tried this before

hes a pedophile is what he meant

in what world is 5'9 too tall?

>are you some kind of kidnapper?
Nah i just want orbiters and the validation of having boys like me.
Thanks though i guess i will just need to get out there

>post ended in 8, his preferred age for men

fucking pedophile, kill yourself

Took a bit but I found it, it wasn't his original image.
studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

no because that's stupid user

No, I mean he's literally a pedophile.

The 4'6 poster is underage, people guess he's anywhere from 11-13 years old.

how can I be underage if that is against the rules? loser

In freedom land :(
But most guys want really short guys

By denying it because otherwise you'd be banned :^) You'll just end up ruining people's lives here

>You'll just end up ruining people's lives here
what did HE mean by this?

most people get in trouble for sexual stuff w underage kids idk

>Running through every stupid cuddling fantasy I can possibly imagine when I get into bed
>It hurts every time, I know it's never going to happen
I do it to myself and I can't stop.

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Iktf user. I wish I could meet someone as autistic as me to cuddle and snuggle with.

>artistic
>not too masculine, not too feminine
>artistically inclined
>kind of aloof
>could talk my ear off about the things he loves
>lowkey furry
>probably would blush if I bit him

there are no better realities than fiction

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>tfw have only ever really "loved" one guy
>tfw every guy I could have liked I pushed away
>tfw no bf
>tfw a bf wont fix my problems
>tfw bad brain
>tfw my family hates me
>tfw no irl friends anymore

at least im reaching my goals, but I'm so lonely I could die

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>tfw i wanna have a birthday party on tuesday but i know no one will come
>tfw i wanna try and get laid on tuesday but i promised myself i wouldn't get laid again until i was with a bf i loved
>tfw no money anyway so even if i did have friends who cared about my b-day i couldn't do anything

anyone else miss birthdays when you were a kid

Yep. It's all I want. Maybe I'm just desperate for human contact in general but a bf is what I want the most. Maybe it's just for cuddles and I'm just being selfish. All of the other aspects of having a bf appeal to me, too, of course, but I can't help but keep coming back to cuddling.

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Whoa. That sounds a lot like me, although I'm still not that talented at art stuff

>got gf
>Almost completely lost my attraction to males

Is it just a matter of it being something I haven't indulged in for a while? Is it something I can get back? Am I delusional?

you want to be gay?

Was never gay, but used to be 50/50 but now its like 95/5

Yeah I just want someone who will love me for who I am and let me shower them in affection in my own autistic way. :/
But I wouldn't say you're selfish, everyone likes attention.

I'm right there with you, user. As nice as it'd be to have somebody to show their affection for me, being able to show my love for somebody else just appeals to me more. I don't know why. Thank you for being kind, I try my best not to be selfish but I worry I come across that way despite my efforts.
You seem pretty sweet, user, I hope you can find that special someone sooner rather than later. I'll be wishing you the best of luck. That person is really going to appreciate you.

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what's the problem, you found someone. were you planning to have both male and female relationships forever? you were gonna have to pick a side one day, if you planned to settle down

I'm sure the same effect would happen if you were with a guy. You're Bi I'm assuming, so I think you just prefer what you have at the moment.

Does anyone else think about how they are one day going to be an old aging faggot with no close friends or family? how you will exist the world without producing any children and no one will remember you after you die

>how you will exist the world without producing any children
the same way i'm existing now, children aren't required or even beneficial to my life

> and no one will remember you after you die
having children doesn't guarantee that anyone will remember you. also who gives a fuck, i'm dead which means i'm out

Not having a child doesn't immediately bar you from not having people remember you. Obviously a big family would imply a big funeral, but you can still meet people along the way that will remember you.

I hope so too, user. I'm not sure if I can handle this level of loneliness ;_;

what is your opinion on heteros ?

redpill me on the HQ (the hetero question)

I want to give you a hug, user, because I wish I could just make you feel a little less lonely. Stay strong, okay?

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>no one replied to my post
I don't have anyone who cares irl or on this board...

what was your post user?

no one cares about me either

Thanks user
What was your post user?

who else never had butt sex?

i've just jerked other guys off

can someone redpill me on women

>discord with boy all day
>he goes to bed like 5 hours before i do
>sad until he comes back on the next day
>rinse and repeat
ahhhhhhhh i just really wished we lived close to each other or together

he hit me today, he's never done that before, and i felt bad because i disappointed him.

quick strawpoll. assume you had a future partner, everything was going great, you decided to settle down. who do you want to be the breadwinner in your relationship? who "wears the pants", so to speak?

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>wears the pants

I imagine that i will make pretty decent money but he will probably be the one wearing the pants

Why would that even matter? You should love and respect your partner as an equal and your best friend, not adopt these stupid gender roles so many faggots seem to be obsessed with.

also i am really sorry about this and it is not okay. it is not your fault

>he hit me today, he's never done that before, and i felt bad because i disappointed him.

i demand a boyfriend to play dungeons and dragons with

for breadwinner id say both of us should be doing work just so we can afford things we both want in addition to living expenses

also >tfw no hiki bf to feminize god damn I expected gay yahari ore doujins to primarily feature saika but the zaimokuza X femboi hiki ship overtook that for me

I don't play but i can learn

its really fun its basically the only way i socialize now

>tfw no rugby playing bf

>he hit me today, he's never done that before, and i felt bad because i disappointed him.

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I would probably still have an income of some kind but I really want to be a "boywife."

Yeah. Every person who has been interested in me seems to pick up on that quick. Probably because I always put myself in that kind of position pretty quickly and obviously. Have them call me "master" and all sorts of related shit.

I like the idea of coming home to a space taken care of by something I take care of, who trusts and loves me so much they'd do all they could to make me comfortable and ease the pains of everyday life.

Maybe it's just a happy greeting, a hug, a kiss, or a blow job. Whatever. As long as it was for me, and just me, and always there when I came home, I could deal with anything and would just to keep it.

hit him back you fucking pussy

Be my bf and teach me how to play pls