Hey user, you said you wanted to give me a 'tip'?

Yeah bitch, I'm gonna give you mine
>*unzips penis*

"Yeah, here you go"
>hand her a crumpled 5 dollar bill
>do a 360
>walk away

Yeah. Get a real job.

A tip? For what? You work at a pizza place, not a fucking fully fledged restaurant. Fuck you.

>tfw my legs look like that
Life is suffering for skeletons

>complaining about natural thigh gap
The absolute state of western society.

>360
>walk away
You're walking in the same direction you fucking retard

get a boobjob and an assjob and men might give a shit about you

And here they are!!
imgur.com/a/Hzd7t

no he's not though ???

A 360 turn is a spin all the way around to the starting point retard. A 180 would take you in the opposite direction

But user, I'm a male. And not even a trap.

what are you even talking about. he's simply walking away after a 360 spin, you idiot?

Then put your skinny jeans and mascara on and pick up high schoolers at an emo concert.

Like he spun around in a full circle, and then just walked away? not straight forward or anything but just did a full turn and then turned again to the left or right so as to leave? why?

A HUE HUE HUE HERES A TIP STUFF YOUR BRA WHEN WORKING FOR TIPS

A HUE HUE HUE ONLY BIG BREASTED WOMEN DESERVE NICE TIPS AND SMALLER BREASTED WOMEN DONT DESPITE WORKING THE SAME JOB

HERES A TIP FOR YOU HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING A SUPERFICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND APPRECIATE HER CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT BASED ON HER OWN MERITS AND NOT ON HOW SHE LOOKS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

It's a meme newfag
Lurk moar

I like small tits too user, jeez. No need to get grumpy.

Lurk more you fucking highschool tier faggot.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/why-they-call-it-an-xbox-360

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>spoonfeeding
Honestly I'd rather have newfags than fags like yourself.

You SJWs are going to have a real hard time in the real world.
People like attractive people on this bitch of an earth. Deal with it.
Oh and btw, men get less tips as delivery driver than female drivers in general, so you should be allcapping about how men get tipped less than any female if you really wanted a fair world

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No one gonna mention the fidget spinner in her hand

We do in other threads, looks like this one went a different direction.

Confirmed for chestlet roastie

>360 degrees

>Walk away

lol did you fail first math class?

hahaha you would be turning a full circle retard

>*gives 5 dollars and later realized what a fucking autist i am*

I tip pretty waitresses less money to make it fair

nigga, you'll walk right into her
LMAO

she loathes the sun

as we all do

Fuck you sun, you give me cancer and heat. Not comforting gentle warmth, but soul crushing, skin burning HEAT

you may outlast my lifetime, but your time is coming, you'll explode soon enough

fuck you sun

fuck you

~user 4/9/2018 12:28AM EST

I can't tell if this is bait or these people literally just got internet

Are you okay, chestlet roastie?

10/10 body
but i really wanted to see her in that cute uniform

>innocent
Oh user, you have no idea.

lurk moar newfag
original

Jesus fucking Christ this place is newfag central now. Just fucking nuke this board already.

>implying you do not like chestlet roasties even though they remind you of prepubescent boys

>tips fedora.
For you, M'lady

this is officially 3 layers of ironic shitposting or your retarded.

>tfw I fucked my Little Caesar's cashier two weeks post buying pizza from her

Only had sex 3 times in my life, and it was the worst. Best BJ byfar tho.

To whom is may concern tell me if I'm right or not.

Getting Balls Sucked > Dick Sucked

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I'm not a big fan of balls, although my gf is slowly turning me onto it. Her dick sucking skills are A+ though

Mr.Meursault?

EY BAYBEE GIMMIE A PIZZA DAT ASS XD

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Yep, here you go m'lady.

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>gf
What the fuck are you doing here then, normie?

>fedora tipping
>m'lady
haven't seen this in a while.
is fedora tipping a dead meme now?

nice trips and something about this post changed me, good job

ex-robot who clawed his way out, you're here forever

Dead as doge.

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Which era was worse?

>fedora leddit mlady such meme wow

>rage comics

I omitted the current normie twitter 1984 era because that is obviously worse than super AIDS.

She is so uncomfortable this is mega cringe. I imagine an autist taking this picture and saying "smile haha"

I found the fedora meme ironically funny.
Rage comics were ok on /b/ but once they got exported to leddit it became cancer. However, once Jow Forums came up with the ironic faux rage faces it became funny again.

I agree that everything from twitter is pure liquid diarrhea, including the niggerspeak era "shake my head to be honest family"; gookmoot filtering it made me instantly love him and the new regime.

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her teeth are absolutely gorgeous

Is she holding a fidget spinner? Why?

Anyone got the picture of her nude?

What are some other recently deceased memes? You don't even see pepe posted here much anymore.

No, I said I wanted you to dip. Fuck off so I can enjoy my lunch, toothpick.

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I agree

t. dentist

Are you guys retarded? Look at the imgur it's obviously her bf taking the picture. Then he leaked that pic along with her nudes.

Link
Share it now

control eff the gass yourself

Here you filthy animals

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I prefer small tits and despise anything larger than a B-cup but you sound like a stuck-up landwhale bitch.

>>the rest of them.
imgur.com/a/Hzd7t

>sjw
>wanting a fair world
jesus user you can't have both

fucking degenerates, reminder that jerking off to porn is basically being a cuckhold.

hahahah wtf ps naw but seriously what is this thread about
ps I'm handsome

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i can give you the tip of my dick

It got phased out into the soyboy craze

No you're not asshole. Go back to your sex threads

It's been proven that big tits = more tips.
Unfortunate side effect of human psychology, but one that can be easily bypassed, faggot.

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>user I thought I would take a chance with a shy guy like you for once, but I see now that your shyness existed for a very good reason.

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360 degrees means you would be facing her fucking retard

Chestlet spotted.
Fuck off, you word things like a tumblrina and I hate you for it.