So, how do you guys message Tinder Girls first

So, how do you guys message Tinder Girls first.

I'm a robot and never had GF or female friends. Interacting with these creatures is foreign to me.

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Dude, I asked a girl what her favorite 80s songs are as an ice breaker, and the cunt had the audacity to say I asked her a loaded question. Like bitch, you say in your bio you like 80s shit so I am trying to find a topic we like to fucking communicate. I unmatched this idiot afterwards, though. Moral of the story is be ready for some bullshit replies or no replies at all.

Whaaazzaaap?!? or hows it going

What worked for me was just trying to keep myself entertained. If I tried too hard to pick someone up I just ended up stressed after each message and depressed after each rejection. Literally just send memey weird shit you think of, obviously youre not going to have a great success rate whatever you try but if you have fun with it youll be motivated to stick with it and eventually youll find a girl that you get along with

>implying we even get a match

AHHHHHHHHHH MY LIFE IS OVER, WHY'D I HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING SHORT(5'4) AND UGLY

Send them a sexually suggestive giphy

Ask her opinion about new world order agenda.

Kek, sometimes this can work
Op the best way is to look at their pictures or bio and find something to ask them about. I feel like the usual "hey" is lame and mostly results in short replies, which is not what you want
>match with a cutie
>look at her pictures
>one of them is her and a friend in front of a sign post which reads something like "damascus 1300km>>>>"
>open with " syriasly... damascus??
>she gives a lol and communication is initialized

> dtf?
if u wanna bang

> hi how was your week?
generic opener

> hi

> pick up line

Just say salut

>falling for tinder.

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Lmao upload a better picture Im fucking ugly and have 21 matches in one week

Still havent gotten laid tho
Im not smooth enough to get a girl into bed and not patient enough to to romance a fat chick

i've got the same fucking stupid match bullshit it was a bot of course.
only match i ever got was a fatty that lived 200 miles away.

Be yourself unless yourself sucks.

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Ya payed for gold

>he gets matches on tinder
normalshits out now

Yeah that was a recent development. I can confirm they hold back high test swipes behind the highest paywall. I run about 200 a year without it tho. Of those I get maybe 75 conversations, 25 numbers, and 5 dates. Only one was so good we fucked and did a follow up. Best two nights of my life. Shes long gone now though.

So youre saying its worth it

I am not going to shill for a company that peddles intimacy. I would say figuring out who your target demographic is and picking photos and text that catches their attention is a better strategy. That will take you further than paying for premium alone.

This x1000000000

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