Is anyone else a handholdless virgin, but has had a kiss and blowjob?

Is anyone else a handholdless virgin, but has had a kiss and blowjob?
How does it feel to be used for your looks by succubus women?

btw, blowjobless anons, you haven't had lube untill you've had saliva. Literally the best shit there is. I should ask for some from a dentist :^)

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what if I use... MY OWN SALIVA!

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>mfw kissless and handholdless but not virgin
still feel like a virgin. prostitutes are such a fucking meme

[saliva]I thought i was the only one who used saliva[/spoiler]

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fucking my dumbass

What are prostitutes like? I don't really want a dingy whore bouncing on my lap, what was it like for you?

This, I thought everyone used their own. There's even a couple joi's where they tell you to use it.

I've had sex twice, and a girlfriend for a short amount of time, but I feel like a virgin in the sense that relationships don't actually bring satisfaction unless you like the person you're with, so I'm no better off for having stuck my dick in a canal for 20 total minutes of my life. It's a long road, friend.

hello me. By any chance were either of them named chrissy or leanne?

the one I was with was horrible. i didn't even finish, she just got up and left because i kept going soft

dang, that sucks. ain't even gunna lie, but if that were me I'd keep at it. Hell, I'd even rim you to get you back up, real nigga shit. Swear to god, nigga, I got you.

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>never held a girls hand
>never hugged a girl
>still a virgin
>have been kissed and blown
i felt nothing and struggled to cum. roasties are a meme and i'm glad i didn't fuck her.

I had the same experience. I came through sheer force of will. I couldn't even say she sucked at it, being as she didn't even do that.

its fine, since I was in Colombia it didn't cost much. i came on the pillow and turned it over for revenge though when she was in the bathroom lel

Not a virgin, but I've only ever held a girl's hand romantically once and I've never been in a romantic relationship. It's kind of a hollow feeling: technically, you're in the same boat as everyone else, but knowing that no one has ever loved you enough to actually commit to you outside of a brief sexual fling only makes you realise how stupid you were to prioritise sex over love in the first place.

i had to start stroking it after 10 minutes. basically just jerked it into her mouth, kept hitting her face with my hand while she tried to suck the tip area didn't even care at this point. ghosted her the next day, got a lot of shit from people at school

Yours sounds different from mine. Basically I just thrusted into her mouth over and over, occasionally making her gag, until after about 10 minutes coming.
Afterwards I said "thanks," which I realized was cringy as fuck, but we laughed about it.

did she swallow? the chick that blew me did and i found it to be really weird, kinda unnerved me knowing my boys were gonna be digested

Yeah, she had no option since we were being stealthy about it, and had no place to spit.

try an asian massage parlor. lots of foreplay and a language barrier that makes the ordeal less awkward

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Sex is a meme too.

me as a 20 y/o virgin
>confident
>make people laugh
>think I'm intelligent and shit
>life is gonna get better

me as a 21 year old not virgin
>can't speak up
>generally bitter
>fog brained brainlet
>want to fucking die

Wish I never got laid so I wouldn't have realized I have no value.