Get off those damn video games and get a job, you fucking useless neets!

Get off those damn video games and get a job, you fucking useless neets!

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i always wanted to be a streamer and have a small community that listens to what i say and responds to it

but im a boring antisocial neet who would want that anyway, and i have nothing to say that doesnt break rules anyway

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>tfw another secret to being a popular streamer is to be attractive

Name five popular, ugly male streamers.

Yeah having millions of people watch you for your cool personality is totally something within reach for most robots.

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Then I concede. Maybe I have hope.

but do you have a nice and outgoing personality?

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In ten years that guys hairline won't be so good.

>he doesn't roleplay being a streamer when playing games alone

I have a job. I play vidya. What's your argument?

I can fake one decently. Problem is finding a niche that isn't overdone.

>have a dream
>people tell you dream is unrealistic and unsafe
>tell you to take something practical
>take some IT course in college
>is very tough
>stress levels going through roof
>can't sleep at night
>finally finish course
>apply for jobs
>never get hired because of competition
>finally get hired
>only get work when there's a new client
>making approx 4000 CAD a month, sometimes less
>some dude playing video games making near 900k a month
>all that hard work for jack shit
>hate my job
>tfw realize that all that hard work was just for bullshit and that you abandoned your dreams

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Who is this guy? Did he do anything before Fortnite?

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Why do I even do this. It feels so pathetic but I cant stop.

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That's capitalism boys. Maybe you should move to a commie state.

How do people have time to watch this shit

I'm a YouTuber/Streamer will my own small following of about 50,000 people.
The thing that makes me less excited about it is how slowly the growth to get here takes.

When you first start out you have all kinds of dreams and hopes. Some are met, some aren't. At the end of it all I guess I'm content with what I have, but it's just that. Contentment.

I can't complain, but I don't feel like cheering.
Maybe I'm just hard to please, but I'm at least okay with what I have.

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We should make an actual good country commie.

I like reminding people the Czech Republic is one of the best to live in.

They just aren't infected by English christfaggotry.

I just started streaming for fun on my days off but you definitely have to have connections to hit it off these days. I feel I could get a decent following if my clan would be comfortable with me streaming party chat but there's also the fact they're extremely racist and I'd probably get banned from Twitch in a day with them speaking.

50k is small? Fuck this shit.

I swear it's stupid teenagers that fund this shit.

i know right. i thought watching sports was boring enough, but watching some dude sit there and play a video game ... what in the actual fuck?!

i get watching walkthroughs if you can skip, but during a twitch live stream, the players is quiet for the majority of the time. and when they talk it's just generic game talk. lol, most of the time all they're saying is "thank you 420milfhunter69xx for donating. oh yeah, thank you nig_hurr for donating."

people are fucking retarded and will watch fucking anything.

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Dude's been a pro gamer since the Halo 3 days. And it's not like he dropped out or something. He graduated uni like 4 years ago.