hey user, i really enjoy hanging out with you, a-and ive seen the way you look at me...

> hey user, i really enjoy hanging out with you, a-and ive seen the way you look at me... i have to let you know that im actually a boy.
w-what do?!??!

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should have told me from the start dumb faggot
*leaves*

Do a 540 and leave.
These "what do" bait threads are getting out of control.

> not taking advantage of boipussy
Why

Cause I ain't a faggot, faggot.

>Implying there are traps out there who look like pic related
Whatever. Would probably fuck it occasionally.

muh bible muh guns muh freedoms

That jaw and short forehead are dead give always.

YOU already kno user
Ask her/him to leave and obviously thank her/him for keeping me distracted from the shit storm that is my life

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*originally unzip dick*

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>a-and ive seen the way you look at me
Disgusted?

>planktonscreamingYEEES.webm

Would anyone unironically do it with him if hes willing to give you a blowjob?

If he looks like pic related, then yes. I would abuse him and treat him like a subhuman fuck doll. I would do every degenerate fetish with him that comes to my mind. And he would still bend to my will and follow every order, because he knows exactly that no one else is going to give him any form of affection, except me.

>w-what do?!??!
Succ dat femdick

>because he knows exactly that no one else is going to give him any form of affection, except me.
False. Nice fantasy though.

Obviously. Who's going to turn down a blowjob from someone who's indistinguishable from a girl? I'm not that terrified of catching the gay.

Of course it's a fantasy. Would probably get a rape charge after the first night.

If you did not know before receiving the blowjob then it would ok, but if knew beforehand, then it would be morally wrong.

>morally wrong
Says who?

It's not gay if you know it's a tranny.

I admit it would be hard to turn him down if he look like op pic, but it would just feel wrong wouldnt it? If you knew beforehand its a guys mouth on a pretty girls face.

God doesn't have to find out about this one.

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Screech cus im scared of boy poos

Have fun dying of AIDS in your 30s you fucking degenerate.

God wouldn't make something feel so right and beautiful if he didn't want people to indulge in it

But then again, we're talking about hypothetical super-feminine traps that simply don't exist, so maybe you're right

>I have no idea what a condom is

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So we should all do heroine?

>heroine
Sure, if she's cute

I stupid. Correction: heroin

t. non-native speaker

People who get off to spreading AIDS and generally being the Horseman of Pestilence poke holes in condoms

Rule 17 regarding "sex outside of an relationship": ALWAYS USE YOUR OWN CONDOMS. Not only because of faggots who want to spread AIDS, but also because women want your seed, so that they can get your wealth.

if he's free of STIs the obvious answer would be pump and dump, he could have said that he had a dick earlier on but he did not.

Wow what does her sweater smell like?

Strawberries mate, like strawberries.

> ywn bury your face against his sweater and breath in the scent of wild strawberries.
literally why even live.