ITT, you show me your ideal car and I will rate it for you to let you know if you are a faggot or not.
Show me your ideal car
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Nicky Lauda's Ferrari 312T
Highly gay choice. You are likely a faggot.
Audi R8
original
Jon Voight's car
Bobbycar
i bet you drive a prius you normiefag
Ferrari 355/Porsche 993/Volkswagen Bora/1990 BMW M3/Volkswagen Golf II GTI
Acceptable, but common taste. You are not a faggot, but I suspect have peter gazed at a urinal at least once out of curiosity.
Patrician's choice. You are likely so not gay that you don't even look at your own wiener out of repulsion to faggotry.
Aesthetic. Potential to be a Chad.
No. I drive the ultimate Chad car.
Latent homosexuality is probable. You have likely fapped to gay porn at least once. Perhaps just to see what it was like.
None. I'd like to live somewhere where I don't have to use one of these hellish contaptions every day.
t. wagie who sits in traffic for 3 hours every working day
prius is probably the "ultimate chad car" in your eyes. please wash them with bleach.
Ford Focus 2006
Manual
Patrician choice as long as you also refuse to use alternate modes of personal transportation except roller blades.
Or a Rage Rover...
No bully :3
Nope. Protip: A car cannot be a chad car if it gets more than 16 mpg city. Chad doesn't give a flying fuck about fuel economy. Your level of anal trauma over your car being named as a fagmobile is troubling. You are likely to be closeted and will be happier if you come clean.
Respectable. If there is faggotry in you, you likely have the demons at least somewhat under control.
Early 90's S-class coupe. Sure, there are objectively better cars out there but I really like the boxy styling
pic related = acceptable, but pushing it. You have at least considered the possibility of having a penis inside of you.
Range Rover = Maybe a long time ago. In current year the primary use of the range rover is for men to go to the beach to ogle other men.
This is okay, and you probably aren't gay.
ae86
what ddo you think
1957 Thunderbird
You may still make it.
This depends on if you are a boomer or a greaser.
Lol, nobody would've remembered that car if it wasn't for initial d. Seriously though, go for an 85 supra or MR2.
Second gen chevy C or K series truck.
old air cooled RWB 911. Will only drive once I move to Japan.
Good luck affording a car and gas in zipperhead land.
They only made one of these in existence. Man I'd like to drive it.
You're probably not a faggot, but be careful in the locker room.
During your travels to japan with such a car you will be likely to find many cute boyfriends to fill your anus. Filling your gas tank may be more difficult due to fuel costs.
breddy gud user, shame you'll likely never get your wish
80s synthwave intensifies
This is a good choice of car. Not my ideal, but it's good.
I actually unironically like the ae86. How hard is it to get one of these?
E30 Evo
They're attainable. You can get a working one for a price range in the reach of a low tier wagecuck.
I really fucking want a spyker c8 spyder too bad i'm too poor
It's a fair choice, but you'll need to take due caution at rest areas to avoid temptation.
Have you told your parents yet?
I keep seeing a pattern, the newer the car is and the more it costs the gayer it is in your eyes innit? Something really tells me you've never heard of spyker.
That's not true. There are new and expensive cars that are not gay.
This or a Boss 302
Ahh well if I ever find one reasonably priced near my city maybe ill get it even just for the nostalgia of driving it.
So what is it about the car that makes it gay huh?
Side vents, feminine headlights, convertible, red interior, wheels look attention whore tier. It looks like an ideal car for cruising for dudes.
I assume no one will disagree.
Hello Dad. Watchyu doin here?
Unlikely to be faggot. I would drive this.
A black Lamborghini Murcielago
Do you wear a cape and utility belt? Probably not gay though.
I really enjoy all these car thread on Jow Forums
Volkswagen Brasilia
I'd drive one too user. Not my first or even 20th choice, but I like them.
Absolute pussy magnet. Acquire one of these and grow sideburns, soon you will be off these boards.
I posted this the other day.
Not my dream car but since I got my drivers license 20 years ago and never had a car (and never will) any car is a dream car.
I don't look down on you for being a faggot, but this car is very gay. Why not pick an affordable yet much better car?
Something like this probably, am not too much of a car fan
So you're gonna ignore the theme of the car which is the era of the true gentelman not rodgers this time also those vents are for cooling the fucking engine
For someone who isn't a car fan, you've made a highly patrician choice.
proving my point that any car would be a dream car
I meant aviation of the ra of the true gentelman, fuck i'm retarded.
It's not that the vents exist. I understand the function of vents. It's the styling of them and how it meshes with the rest of the car that strikes me as gay desu.
This is it anons
Keep the stock wheels desu.
I've never been big on cars but I've always liked El Caminos.
all I wish for, this can't be gay right?
Would you rather fucking have some holes sawed into the car or? Also the old aviation thingy is pretty important desu
Of course a firing one
rate my carmobile
It's boomerporn, but I'll allow it. I'm not big on muscle cars, but I'd buy an El Camino if I found one in good condition for the right price
You can try it out, but if you start feeling the urge to spike your hair and frost the tips, sell it before it's too late.
Because the only two options are homosexual vents or sawing holes in to the car.
nice
What you see here is a man who is very secure in his sexuality.
came here to post this
banganolio
Great thread, always like me some cars. Try this close wheeled beauty. it's obviously not headed for the streets, I'd go by foot or a 90s sportsbike
good taste user. too bad noone sells galant sedans in my fucking country
It's not what I'm in to, but if you're a trackfag you could do worse.
neighbour's car
he wants 5k for it
i havent seen him drive it once
I've talked about this before. If you have the money, I'd buy it desu.
yup, she's old but really made waves in the late 80s. god I hope we'll have a good LMP1 lineup for the coming WEC season.
A two door jeep with this front grille and a fastback hardtop
maybe, but i still dont know
here in leafland it snows 5 months a year and its a rwd
plus it probably eats more than i would, and im not exactly rich
never been attracted to a car like this before though, its definitely something to see
fuck
meant for
obv
Driving sucks, apart from in this little car.
this but more rally spec