>pretend to go to school to enjoy NEET life
>live near school so mom believes me
>it's a community college, I pay for classes with aid, then drop out, then use refunded money for myself
>mom found out yesterday, been doing it for three years
>she is kicking me out, I have four hours left to leave before she calls the police
>I am literally shaking as I type this
what the fuck do I do?
I can't even take my computer because it's too big, nor a car, I'm fucking scared, help PLEASE
Do you got friends?
>inb4
>Jow Forums
>friends
jack off to some futa loli tentacle shit to gross the police out, win win you can check they cant touch you
go to you're local military recruitment center and mcdonalds
How do you repeatedly get away with that? Don't they flag you after the first semester of no showing?
Why don't you go to classes idiot? Ask for forgiveness and say you will get a job within a month
i guess you took mcdonalds?
find hostel/motel/anything, take computer, do you have ubers or taxis or something? take it in that. call a friend or even a friend of a friend, clarify its a big favour that you'll pay them back
you did this to yourself though and you need to get a fucking job or something, you cheated for 3 yrs now get real
lol its easy if u watched anime!
just fuck ur mom!
they offer free wifi and place to sleep, quit judging me go to the recruitment center
To work is to die.
Wait until she calls the police, then show her your resolve.
for real mcdonalds offers you a place to stay? or do they pay you in advance so you can afford some place? im curious
no friends
I went to a recruitment center a long time ago I was not qualified due to a history of mental illness (was "cured")
I am depressed and antisocial, why do I need to be around people fucking normie bitch.
I have no money retard.
What were you spending your refunded class money on?
is that low tier god?
why dont u just go out and get a job!
show your resolve, you will never acomplish anything in life unless you show some resolve.
go straight up to your mother, tell her you are sorry and promptly leave the house to search for a job, just ask around a bit
you did this to yourself asshole, enjoy the consequences of your choices
to everyone else:
laugh at this guy and remember not to do this.
wait you can take out federal aid then get refunded? three years in a row too? Do you owe a bunch of money then? sounds fake
this 2bh
normally they stop giving you aid if you drop out of classes or have shit grades
Stream KSG'ing.
take the last remainder of your money or whatever and open a storage unit. they may drain your money but at least you get to keep all your shit.
>Keep shaking, shake dat ass for money
That's really dumb, op. There are better ways to go NEET
well this is my last post, fuck all of you, you have ruined my life and made me into a lazy worthless person, I fucking hate all of you, I'm typing this as my mom is screaming at me to leave, FUCK ALL OF YOU
bye
Your choices have consequences, you dug your own fucking grave now lie in it.
>I have no money retard.
Where the fuck did the money from refunding classes go?
So let me get this straight.
You scammed your way into NEET lifestyle for years, presumably stealing class money your mother was giving you for your lifestyle, or at least loan money (?), and had shit tons of money and also had no such needs as gas, living at home so don't have to pay for food, rent, bills etcetera.
And you have NO money? How am I the fucking retard here, you turbo mong?
>ruins his own life
>comes here to whine
>"Jow Forums ruined my life"
never change.
IT WAS YOU, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE SHIT. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF. THE ONLY THING R9K DID WAS SHOW YOU OTHER PEOPLE LIVING THAT LIFE, AND YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE IT, FOR FREE, WHILE SCAMMING PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR MONEY AND LYING TO THEM.
HINT: YOU ARE A LIAR, YOU ARE A CHEAT, AND YOU SOMEHOW SAVED NO MONEY FROM YOUR SCAM. NO ONE HAS TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
just kys in an original way, my man
Post this in Jow Forumslegaladvice
Likely you won't have to leave right now, you have to be formally evicted
Lmao
originally tho
>step 1
Download Epic Games launcher
>step 2
OBS
>step 3
make a twitch account
>step 4
download fortnite
step 5
Make a million dollars a month per stream today within the next 5 hours, so you can move out of your mom's place and be a millionaire. Easy
wtf where are the cops? get this sicko to work NOBODY LIES TO MAMA TO WATCH ANIME
check out /soc/ and look for an Adopt a neet thread. worth a try
Lol ur fucked kid
>Go buy a high dose of acid from the local trap house
>kill your mother before consuming
>By the time the police show up you should be tripping balls
>plead insanity to the court
>be placed in a nice comfy mental hospital for the rest of your life
Profit??
>>she is kicking me out, I have four hours left to leave before she calls the police
jesus fucking christ what's wrong with american families?
This is what happens when you overdose on faggotry like they do.
well if u happened to pay for ur son 3 years so he can get a room and jack to some weird shit while being antisocial and a complete lazy ass who cant get shit done, i would've given him half an hour
Wow i can't imagine how sad your mom must be. you wasted her hard earned money and lied to her for three years
Weak bait anoon
Is this real? Lol, i'm proud of your mom for kicking you out. I hope you get molested in a homeless shelter
Well he did betray his own mother.... on the other shes now forcing him to get a job and become the beta bux / grand children creator she probably wanted all along ... what a shitty situation for both desu ...
I did this but it was only for 8 months until my parents opened one of my bank statements showing $78 and zero deposits from my made-up job. I got salmonella a couple days after they found out so I feel like it was a curse from god, but at the same time a gift because it made them sympathetic toward me again. Maybe you should get a food illness OP, lick raw chicken breasts, it takes minimum six hours but she won't kick you out if you are vomiting everywhere.
Thanks I needed that laugh today
WHAT POST WAS EEEETT????
>"I was not qualified due to a history of mental illness (was "cured")"
Did you go to MEPs? You know that you can lie all you want about your medical history and they can't find out unless it's an obvious condition, right?
Anyway - Worse comes to worse, just get a job for a couple of years and earn a trade at a Vocational/Adult school. Can't really say that you didn't deserve to get kicked out for scamming your own mom but I would be lying but yeah you fucked up.
lmao it sounds like you have the problem. poor mother... stop being so fucking resentful and just take the suffering upon yourself.
>mental hospital
>comfy
being tied up for 20 hours a day and eating mind numbing pills every 3 seconds does not seem comfy to me desu
>I am depressed and antisocial, why do I need to be around people fucking normie bitch.
you deserve everything you fucking faggot. i hope you become homeless and die in the streets
Pretty sure most of this is on OP for lying and playing the victim
Arguably beats getting shanked by a Hobo in a homeless shelter I suppose.
>I am literally shaking as I type this
haha you had it coming
Question for burgers: is it really that common that parents just kick you out and dont give a shit whether you end up as a diseased Hobo starving under the bridge? I mean i am not really a neet since i am writing lots of applications and work part time so my parents support me in this floating period but i never heard of anyone here outright throwing their own flesh and blood out in the street with nothing. And if They did they would be able to get unemployment shekels and rent from an organisation that would find a Job for you after a while. I mean your mom should at least try to get you therapy and some mental Hospital to stay at