If you aren't fat you CANNOT be a robot. You CANNOT

>weigh 24 stone (335 pounds for amerifriends)
>179 cm (5'9'')
>always feel like shit
>try to starve myself
>feel like death after only two days
Some days I wish I were fucking dead, you cannot be a normal thin person and be a robot, you have your fitness which is EVERYTHING

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im the worst kind of fat:
skinny arms and shins but fat elsewhere, small frame with fat on it is never getting anyone a gf, unlike full on fat guys they can get gfs so fuk off

>be fat
>most of my fat is distributed on my arms
>look like I just have broad shoulders and big biceps
It's a nice feeling, man. Skeletons can be robots though, even Jow Forums manlets. Stop gatekeeping.

fuck off retard, you can lose baby fat easily, you're just lazy and stupid

Literally just stop eating. I used to be a fatbot, not as fat as you, but fat. I stopped eating and just didn't purchase food for more than a month. All I had was salt water and vitamins.

Remove the temptation and don't leave your house. Wait a few months and you'll not be fat any longer.

how fat were you? if I go too long without eating I get dizzy

I started losing fat by eating nothing but a pack of ramen every day and going on nightwalks.

>stop gatekeeping
Hello, reddit.

I was 6'0" and 265lbs. I'm 180lbs now. You'll get dizzy and your blood pressure will be low, that's what the salt water and vitamins help with. Make sure you get a full vitamin suite and drink your salt water over the course of the day, otherwise you'll shit your guts out.

Don't do ramen, you need to enter ketosis or you will be far hungrier.

just stop eating you retard its not that hard

Only non-controllable factors can define what makes a robot, by definition. Fuck off normalwhale.

But ramen is tasty. I'm at 235 pounds now, started at 260 about two months ago.

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

spoken like normal fags and redditors

Someone's getting defensive. Go stress eat you dummy I'm on my way to becoming a Jow Forums ramen god.

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>24 stone
>stone
what backwards place uses this medieval measurement? holy fuck I'm dying from laughter

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shut the fuck up amerifat

Dont get me started. They use metric for most things, miles for distance and use fucking STONE (aka increments of 12lbs) for weight. Its unbelieveably stupid.

Jesus how fucking hard is it to stop eating? I've always been kind of bitter about fat people, but now I'm actually wasting away- looking skeletal etc. because I can't afford food my hatred of you disgusting landwhales is increasing. I don't understand how you expect anyone to take your desire to be thin seriously- just stop eating food you disgusting waste of oxygen. Take vitamin pills, drink water (like, lots and lots more water. Don't drink anything except water and spirits) eat celery. Tadaa, you're no longer nauseating to look at. Fuck.

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>mfw 6'1''/175 pounds and made this thread
teehee

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These trips went to a worthy post.

I'd rather be a fat piece of turd than a functionally illiterate brainlet. If you aren't a brainlet you CANNOT be a robot. At least you all can do the things that the average human can. You're all capable to live functional lives because you were given the brains to do so, while I'm stuck here living in retard mode. Fuck off fatty

>you have your fitness which is EVERYTHING
I have the spine of an 80 y/o
Also no gf
I'm 28...

Fat people are endomorph. This means you store much more fat than other people but also build muscle much easier.
If went to the gym instead of mcdonalds you would be chad right now.
So go fuck yourself, you fucked up your youth and will fuck up your future.
Enjoy being a fucking failure

>endomorph
Lol

To be fair 99.999% of advice to stop being fat is completely wrong anti-truth, and counting calories and tdee requires very high accuracy when you are obese but not morbidly so. If your count is off, you're either eating too much, and a single bad day can waste a week of effort, or eating too little, entering starvation mode, where your tdee is severely reduced, which means correctly counting the next day will actually increase your bodymass and you didn't lose anything at all the day you underate.
Not to mention every trash diet plans like 5 meals based on very sugary treats and what not.

Also there's a shitton of FUD about muh lost muscle while fasting which is WAY overblown. The fact is, if you just stop eating completely for a while, you'll lose fat quickly (although it'll be very uncomfortable) with little to no sideeffects worth mentioning.
Drinking tons of water is very important, because a large part of the discomfort from undereating is actually the lack of water, causing intestinal pain and headaches.
A less extreme way to lose fat is to go with a keto diet, because it keeps you feeling full even when you eat significantly less food than you're used to.
In any case, you should definitely avoid starchs like the plague (the exact opposite advice everyone on the internet ever gives).

Starvation mode isn't a real thing retard, just eat at like a 300-400 calorie deficit and you'll be fine after a year

>Fat people.
>Any kind of human.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

good posts. as a former fat guy the best advice i can give you is to stop being such a fat cunt. i mean it, you need the crippling truth

>Go to Jow Forums
>read the sticky
Why is this so hard?

>if you aren't fat, you cannot be a robot

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If you'd stop eating pies seven time a day you would be fine, you lazy fat fuck. Manlets and cripples and all that have real problems that they can never fix.

>300lbs
>been fat my whole life, parents and grandparents just shoveled food into me
>have no idea what not being fat is like
>don't care about being fat because i hate being alive for other reasons not related to being fat

it's kind of funny

start exercising or eat half of what you normally eat
wow sure is hard

You can't stay on a specific calorie deficit level without very accurate counting, especially a very narrow band like 300-400.
Starvation mode is a billion percent real. Go read your brosci somewhere else.
500 deficit for a year is a loss of only 52lbs total, including up to 1/4 of that as muscle.

I ate at a 1000~ calorie deficit for a few months and got to a healthy weight without really trying, wouldn't that put me into starvation mode?

jesus, how much of your identity is wrapped up in the idea of permanently being a fat loser?
it seems like you're afraid to lose that because you have so little else to define yourself

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Yes. Moreover given how you had to do it for so few months, you were already on the borderline of a healthy weight for your height, meaning you have no business posting here since you have no clue what you're talking about.

>can't a robot if not fat

What? This is fucking bait go away

no you just voluntarily add another layer to your suffering

Why would it make a difference if I was heavier? I should go into starvation mode and burn less weight shouldn't I?

Maybe it's easier for me because I'm 6'3 and I don't have the manlet genes that magically make me not lose weight :^)

Body fat% actually influences how easy it is to gain or lose fat. At lower body fat%, it's actually harder to gain fat, whereas at higher body fat%, it's actually harder to lose it. This is why you simultaneously see skellies complaining they can't gain fat on one end of the spectrum, and fatties who claim they can't lose fat. They're both wrong, they just have to try harder, but everyone in the middle (like you) just assume that it's as easy for them as it is for you and end up giving them advice that's contrary to real life facts.
Coincidentally, it's also why the best body building schedule is approximately 9% bf cut to 13% bf bulk, and back.

Any evidence whatsoever for this? It seems like the most broscience thing I've ever read

I was more than 100 kilos (220 lbs). No i'm 80. I need to lose 10-15 more.
Food is literally the only thing i enjoy. Every fucking day is hell, when i wake up, i think about breakfast, after breakfast i think about lunch, after lunch i think about dinner, after dinner i think about breakfast. I have no idea, how i managed to hold myself up to this point. There are always free cookies in my office, it only makes it even worse. When i have to go to grocery store, i think of buying junkfood, when i'm at store, i use all my willpower to not buy this shit. I'm drained, i don't know why am i doing this anymore, i can't enjoy anything but food anyway.

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No hobbies, eh?

Holy shit, serving size is right on the box.
How fucking hard can it be?

Thanks for proving you don't even remotely know a single thing about what you're talking about.

I am a programmer, my work is my hobby. It doesn't help.

I'd just focus on work then.

This is why I hate being a programmer. It's too fun yet too demanding to be like a normal hobby.

>If you aren't fat you CANNOT be a robot. You CANNOT.
100% true

Yeah I'm in the same boat. I tend to just fuck around when I'm not programming

You're literally telling me its too hard adding numbers.
What can you possibly know more than I know?