Femanon here

Femanon here

What workout will get me braphog slampig mode like in pic related? Been a cardiobunny my whole life.

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>workout
Just eat to be a fatty like pic related

these girls wish they could be cardiobunnies but have to settle for what they have. Be happy with what you have and you'll find a guy who's happy with it too.

also be my gf plz im begging you

Krispy Kreme donuts and milkshakes everyday

no cardio

weighted lunges and squats

ive just come from a thread advising people to stop eating and start excercising if they want to lose weight. if you want to gain weight, start eating and stop excercising

>inb4 yet another femanon thread gets 300+ replies

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Trust me, you don't want to end up like that. Thicc is just some stupid nig meme.

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>femanon
good joke, im also a 9 y/o peruvian boy

>cardiobunny my whole life
How the fuck did you end up here then? I really wanba know. All girls who are working out I know are massive uberstacies

Thats fucking disgusting, you thirsty virgins might find that whale attractive but trust me even if she wanted to sex you you'd regret it as soon as she lets her fucking gut hang out like a tumor

Don't have the face to be a Stacy and I have a nerdy older brother.

>wanting to be a landwhale
What is wrong with you?

That girl is on omegle all the time and is a right cunt.

Most of the ones I know are hard to look at without make up. But they still get fresh dick every month

Just eat a lot and pray you have the type of genetics that allow you to be a plus-sized curvy godess instead of looking like everyone's alcoholic aunt. It's my personal opinion that everyone should do at least a little cardio a few times a month, purely because it'll significantly increase your chances of not dying (heart disease, diabetes, hit by a bus, etc.) Also please be my girlfriend, I'm a comedian and I'm fucking hilarious.

Damn, someone's grumpy. Maybe if you could hear about other people's preferences without being a huge cunt about it, you'd have more friends.

>implying I want more friends
Pass.

I don't know what to tell you then. Not everyone has the same experience.

>she lets her fucking gut hang out like a tumor
thats hot. i want obese girl to facesit me while her gut rests on my face

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Bitch we all know you have no friends. You're begging a wannabe landwhale to be your gf on Jow Forums
Good luck with that, comedian

user you have issues, I suggest you don't reproduce

cake and squats

Based as fuck my fellow fat lover

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Fair enough.
Woah there pal, that was pretty edgy. I bet your group of middle school lackeys really look up to you.

/thread

If you got the body and are ready to learn how to paint your face, you can still become stacy

I don't care about attracting guys okay? Jesus. This is for me.

is a Stacy required to be hot?
there are plenty of girls that seem to exercise and strive to be stacy but aren't hot
however i've seen plenty of nerd girl cardiobunnies
and i've seen girls that could be stacy but they start turning into a gymbros

Fucking love that art

piss off already, i only answer to ppl who dont have to mention their genitalia status as the first sentence :^)

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>hnggggg
>check feet
>mfw

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just eat a lot of high calorie food and switch to anaerobic exercises. It's possible that your body just won't distribute fat the way you want it to be distributed so don't get too disappointed if you don't look the way you want to, and don't get too deep if it's not turning out the way you want it to and you want to go back.

You cannot unlock braphog mode unless you have wide hips, somewhat big titties and thicker thighs by default. As getting fatter will only increase these areas.

If you are skinny and have bad braphog bonestructure then you will just look worse getting fat

What did he mean by this original statement?