Turned 29 two days ago. Still a virgin. Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself

Only one more year until you become a wizard user, keep up the good work.

>killing yourself before attaining your destined magic powers

Wow man

bullshit - then you would have succeded.
trying isn't sitting at home and sulking.
if it's only the magical removal of your virginity that matters go get a hooker, escort or a quick hookup with someone horny.

>Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself

give me a reason why you should

>trying isn't sitting at home and sulking
No
Trying is going out, meeting people, making friends, getting hobbies, working, making money. But when your face is ugly none of this matters, no woman will give you a chance.

ask yourself, is sex rellay that important?
just live your fucking life and enjoy, that's why we are here

>Give me one reason I shouldn't kill myself.
Less than a year from fearsome wizard powers.

Its a sin against nature, against the natural order. I would have killed myself a while ago, not the long ago, if this wasn't true.
25, here myself.

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I want to cum inside nep

There are much worse things to kill yourself over than being a virgin. Just hire an escort and you'll be fine desu.

One more year until you can celebrate your birth as a wizard!! Just make sure you don't ejaculate this year.

>ask yourself, is sex rellay that important?
Tell that to scientists who literally listed it as a NEED in the hierarchy of needs.

> Just hire an escort and you'll be fine desu.
Where is going to find an escort? The last few weeks the government has been taking down every site that has them. They just took down backpage. Craigslist removed their casual encounters section. There is no way to get an escort now. The government removed it.

if you think having no sex life is even a reason to commit suicide youre fucking stupid and to be honest maybe you should since you think your life has no meaning unless you have sex
you caring so much about virginity shows how pathetic you are OP

Because it's a selfish and stupid thing to do. Hold on user trust me it will get better man

>being a virgin is what decides if you live or die

lmao just end it

Your're only a year away from magic powers! hang in there!

MGTOW

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>Unironically wanting to an hero because dumb liberated roasties wont let you put your penis in their hole
The absolute state of incels

just wait your life out, laugh along the way at how pathetic you are, and then when you're old and gray and finally on your death bed you can take comfort in knowing you were atleast strong enough to take it

We are not all masochistic, and there is no glory in pointless suffering.

Not a virgin if life is fucking you

First reason, in one year you'll gain mystical powers. It may be worth less than getting a divorce and alimony but casting curses and drawing sygil is fun. Also my death grip could now strangle a silverback gorilla.
Second reason, there's an Initial D thread on /gif/ so don't die while you can still laugh, and those never gets old.
Finally, your first, last and maybe only friend is inside you, and one doesn't put a nose around a friend's neck.

>Finally, your first, last and maybe only friend is inside you, and one doesn't put a nose around a friend's neck.
???
Also please tell me you don't actually believe in your wizard powers.

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Being a rapist on the run from the law, always hidding, always fearing capture, is something very very very few people will get to experience.

Deep web? There is a channel called "the modern rogue" that has basically a tutorial on what you need and need to do to access it and not get your shit fucked afterwards.

If you're good tier, I'll bf you and then you don't have to be a virgin...
Are you good tier?

be glad you're not 30yo virgin, kek. 29 is still not 30

There's a website called doublelist, it's a new but temporary version of craigslist's casual encounters section.

In ancient Greece it was normal for a man to be married in his thirties, and in pre-modern Europe in either his late twenties or thirties, depending on the time and era. Historically speaking there is nothing abnormal about you; don't let a perverse and degenerate society convince you that there is and so cause you to be miserable.

On the bright side in ine year you'll unlock wizard powers

in a year you'll gain magical powers

just pay a hooker for sex so that you don't die a virgin

You won't see what's next. Maybe the world burns in a nuclear catastrophe and you don't get to witness everyone you ever hated suffer

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>implying most men were virgins when married

>???
We are all lonely by nature, be a friend to yourself, your body knows this and is doing all kind of stuff for you, like breathing automatically.

>Also please tell me you don't actually believe in your wizard powers.
But I do, for I have nothing better to do - magic is the grammar of the mind. See Castaneda and Alan Moore for more. If you spend some time as an imaginary character, you soon realize that the guy behind the mask is just as fake - plus no one cared who I was, until I put on the mask.

Spamming this in all threads

Because someone out there will care about you. Even if you don't look attractive you could still try and better yourself, Don't do it even though I don't know you I still care about your life :)

In many cases they were. That was certainly the ideal society upheld, even if a greater or lesser number of men fell short of it, depending on the nation and era. To claim otherwise is to be forced into the ludicrous proposition that virtually every young man in existence for the past two millennia was a moral hypocrite on this point. As late as 1848 Emerson declares that "For the most part, young men of good standing and good education with us" (by which he means, Americans,) "go virgins to their nuptial bed, as truly as their brides."

i'm about to turn 31 and i'm still a virgin lmao@my life
kill me, please just kill me

m8 most men started fucking prostitutes as a group activity very early in life, like 13 or 14. they'd go with their friends to the local brothel on saturday nights and take turns fucking the brains out of a local whore and be satisfied. in a lot of countries this tradition still exists.

Go to mexico with all your money.

Spend it all on cocaine and prostitutes until you run out, then if you still feel like killing yourself go ahead.

Protip- you probably won't.

It gets waaay better in your 30s, actually.
Your sexual value starts going up, women's goes down the drain.

>just go to mexico and get scammed and possibly kidnapped by a organ harvesting gang, what could go wrong?

Quads of truth. Head this man's warning opie

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One more year and you get wizard powers.

Holy fucking shit double checked

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Oh my god what's going on? AHHHHHHHHHHH

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AHHHHHH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING HOLY FUCK

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triple CHECKED

Damn it ended. It was fun while it lasted though.

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If you get kidnapped and killed by an organ harvesting gang your objective of suicide was completed, and you even outsourced it to the third world, like a real american.

Even when nothing goes right you've still won.

Bonus for providing utility via organs.

Even in the time of ancient Rome, Marcus Aurelius writes: "I am thankful to the gods that I was not longer brought up with my grandfather's concubine, and that I preserved the flower of my youth." Pre-marital fornication has never been socially and morally approved in Europe even if some men fell short of the standard. When done at young ages especially it was thought to weaken and enfeeble. "Late comes love to the young men," writes Tacitus approvingly of the Germans, "and their first manhood is not enfeebled. Nor are the maidens hurried into marriage the same age and a similar stature is required; well-matched and vigorous they wed, and the offspring reproduce the strength of the parents." Caesar somewhere makes a similar remark.