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>trying to unload your digital paperweight onto us

it s simple
just be yourself
just kidding.
it seems that you are shy around this person cause she is a cutie ,it is someone you feel attracted to.
sniff some lines of coke and then talk to her . it will take the edge out . and you will feel more like yourself . but the real question is can you keep her?probably you can who the fuck knows. now send me that fortune of bits .
sniff some lines of coke

Or a little liquid courage

Fucking nice. Impressive digits man.

no porn sir.

Don't drink, don't put yourself in any drugs, just remain calm. Don't get too flustered by a reply, and keep your thoughts collected as you formulate a basic conversation starter, and replies. Ask something about the class, or maybe recent events they would know about. Don't sperg too hard

yeah . just be yourself . normie leaveerreee

How long have you known her? If not for awhile tell her what you do for a living, and make it sound really interesting ask what she does, and what she likes to do. Don't be afraid to test the waters to gauge a response, if you get a yes to anything you have a chance

First thing: Take her off a pedestal. There are hundreds of girls just like here, so if you fail it's not a big deal.

normalfag here, i'm in a 4 year relationship with my gf
i can help you.

Married guy here. Talk to them right after or before classes. Pinpoint girls who might have common interests. Talk about it. Also i dont need money. Just be more speicifc. What are you looking for?

If you want solid advise, give me your discord, we can voice chat and ill explain it better. Got nothing better to do

>heavy breathing
>girl says cowering hello?
>how aaare you
>im good she looks away
>thats nice
>well i got to get to class...
>yes ofcourse *drops spagghetti*
>she hurries back to class
>bye...

This thread is blessed. Rolling for everyone in it to get a gf

You have to show them interest from get go. Literally, ask her what she is doing on x day and take her out. If she likes you, she will say yes. Don't hesitate.

Literal irl chad here, don't want your gay bitcoin bait thanks. Here's the literal steps you should take no bullshit.
1. You don't fucking go up to her in a random place, or a random time like all the fucking beta fags on this thread said. You go up to them when their emotional state is aroused, this is common in places like the fucking gym or like class trips. Basically when something exciting is happening. This is because the feeling she has about being excited, will be moved onto you making her more willing to talk to you. This is why most ugly guys and hot girls meet at places where emotional arousal is high.
2.Remember her fucking name you stupid cunt. A persons name is the sweetest fucking sound in the whole world.
3. When you talk, ask her about her shit. Don't be a fag that literally says a whole bunch of bullshit about themselves for an hour. Be interested in what she is, ONLY BLAB ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT, ONLY THE SHIT YOU KNOW YOU BOTH LIKE. This will make her connect with you and she'll be like "Wow he's like me"
4. Open up with a fucking "Hey I like how you always have your hair that way" or some shit like that. Give appreciation dude. Don't fucking flatter her and put her on a pedastol by saying that shes so hot and shit, just say one good thing you generally fucking appreciate about her ok?
5. Finally, don't be a pussy and ask her out shortly after you become friends. Also when doing this say something like "Wanna go to the movies on x(date)" if she hesitates narrow her options, people tend to make decisions faster when they have little options and she won't dwell on it afterwards. If she hesitates after that tell her the offer is off in 5 seconds, she'll have to make a choice or it will be over.
6. If she say's no, and doesn't want to reschedule then she's not worth your fucking time and throw her in the garbage dude.
This is basic shit, the fact that they don't teach this kind of shit in schools is retarded. Good luck bro.

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good advice
nice bait
just b urself bro

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>bait
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA can't believe incel virgins on this board think that is bait. Go get fucked by some beta you trap.

Reroll
Oregon School Shooting

wow this is some of the best advice I've ever seen on this board. thanks chad

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Part 1 Image and confidance
>clean shave always.
>Shave armpits and pubic region aswell(smelly odors love the company of body hair I have no fucking clue why)
>brush twice a day specially before going to sleep.
> Shower everyday and keep your nails trimmed.
> Use Regular clothing without any specific logos unless it is something widely recognizable (star wars level).
> Keep your shoes clean and odor free.
> Begin training, push ups, abs and squats (no counting reps, just do it until it feels to discomfortable and move on to the next exerice)
> Train your flexibility, specially on the legs, back and gluteus area.

Part 2 friends and friends

> in School, College or work, take part in relevant interests (news,sports,etc.) and make friends. Question them on their interests (if you get no conversation going 9 out of 10 times it's the other persons fault for not being extrovert)
>If you have no particular interests seak out groups in interests you trully enjoy ( music, gaming. etc) and make Physical friends in those areas.
> Never go with the sole purpose of seaking out a girlfriend. Make friends who happen to be male and female and eventually you'll spark enough interest in one person (sexuality and what not) and move to step three
Part 3 stealth dating

> Everytime you need to take care of something. Call someone to go with you. (washing the car, going shopping for something specific,etc)
>Never ask, always declare:
Example 1(bad) : "hey user-chan, w-w-w-ould you...?
Example 2(good): "Hey user-chan! Have to go take care of "X" thing let's go!"
> If you enjoyed her company, treat her with some food (always) a ride home or stick around untill she gets transportation to her place.
> Await the hint:
Hint 1 I really enjoy spending time with you
Hint 2 You didn't need to buy me this user-kun
hint 3 This was so fun, I needed this thanks user-kun.
How you make the move is up to you, if you fail, we'll be here to confort you, we all get dumped sometimes.

i'm 6'3" not a trap

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I refuse to shave my armpits
I would might as well turn into a trap

>write a paragraph with op's care in mind.
>only mentions a single line of text.

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"Shave your armpits, im sorry that's where you lost all fucking credibility. I mean the whole "Ask not declare" shit makes sense but fucking shave armpits? also shave your dick in moderation. Only swimmer males should shave their hair, women like hair you fuckwad. Makes you appear more manly, that's why bitches love dudes with clean beards more than ones without. Unless you're a 10/10 then it doesn't matter what the fuck you do.
Cool. Not bait lanklet.

Cool man, i can help you.

First of all, i would need to comunicate with you thru another way, e-mail me the reply to this to [email protected]

we can do our biz right there.

t. CHAD

Here I'll give you a bunch of stuff to watch and read
Go through them all
They're helpful af guarantee you'll be better socially after going thru them
Most importantly rmb to treat girls like humans first rather than pussy. So learn to talk in general.

beardstrokings.com/conversation-guide/?utm_source=rseng-3ski
> How to talk to people best site there is

youtube.com/watch?v=rDSSOeLgBFg
> Vid that helped me a lot /talking to girls specifically

succeedsocially.com/
> Site for robots like us on how to talk to people make friends etc

youtube.com/watch?v=B-xgdqNtcDI
> Aspie talks about how he overcame his awkwardness

"A field guide to earthlings"
> Book to help autists understand normal people

My bitcoin address if ur actually serious

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