It's that time again

It's that time again...

>your age
>age you lost your virginity
># of people you've had sex with

Wildcard question:
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?

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>20
>9 (against my will) 12 first time consensually
>Have had sex with 20 something people

Wildcard question:
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Tough question, I have wanted to fuck Gillian Anderson so Scully would be my answer.

>24
>18
>4

Wildcard:
>*insert every anime Ive ever seen*

>inb4 people start calling me a chad/normie even though any femanon could come in here and have triple digits in the ># category

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Fuck you newfag end yourself

>23
>16
>12

>Misty from Pokemon

So this is what this board has come to..... a normie, fag infested shithole

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>23
>19
>9
>Elizabeth from pirates of the Caribbean

does anyone here consume asshole

OP here. I suppose I should go too.

>34
>17
>7 (low, I know but in my defense my wife and I started dating when we were 19)

>pic related. I'm so fucking old.

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It's always been like this desu.

You know very well what answers you will get here, yet you post anyway.

>your age
24
>age you lost your virginity
9
># of people you've had sex with
1
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Q user

>19
>15
>3
Always wanted to fuck Lara Croft

>17
>17
>2

Wildcard: Shrek

>your age
24

>age you lost your virginity
19

># of people you've had sex with
1

>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Kino

user, please.
It already was a shithole when it went from what s4s is now to a hugbox for virgins and social outcasts to self loath.
If anything it's getting better.

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>your age
24
>age you lost your virginity
19
># of people you've had sex with
12
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Michiru Matsushima, my waifu

I can't. I'll do pretty much anything else but I'm not putting my mouth on anything that poop comes out of.

We're not in the nuke-the-world thread, lad

humm, what's going on here?

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>24
>22
>1
>Touga

>18
>0
>0
>no one, I don't watch cartoons.

Eat shit and rinse with pee

>16
>havent lost it
> 0
virgin for life boys

Are you from Germany by any chance? Or any European country?

Well you're just stupid.

>your age
18
>age you lost your virginity
N/A
># of people you've had sex with
0
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Gardevoir

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Fictional characters also appear in literature, television, and film my dude.

liars
why dont we just jerk off to blacked together instead

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YOU motherfucker, YOU are the reason why society is in such a way that makes it very hard to find a nice girl. YOU.

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32 years young

18, 17 if you count blowjobs, blowjobs where I was too nervous to nut... and that one time my cousin tried to give me a handy when I was like 13... so 18

10 partners, and miraculously enough 0 condoms and even more miraculously enough, 0 diseases.

Honestly too many to count, but misty from pokemon was like one my first beat-off girls mostly because the internet didn't really exist back then.

>>Other people who will come in here to post frogs and type REEEE

the whole tendies shit was ironic, it took years for newfags and kids to actually turn the whole NEET incel thing seriously and turn the board into what it became. Jow Forums always had "normies" and "reddit spacing" and other shit that frogfags are always complaining about

22
Lost at 21
1 partner
Rise

Damn reading these other posts, and I thought I really didn't belong here

>34
>18
>1 person

1 person and only 1 time when I was 18. It was incredibly awkward and horrible.

>fictional character
I always had a huge crush on the 1950s Lea Thompson in the first back to the future

God
I really wish that was me
Fuck

I'm losing it

not OP but it's actually your own fault.

Pic very much related. Don't be a Chris Chan.

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>28
>28
>1

Jane Lane

>I really wish that was me

Which one?

15
26
6-8 I think, it's hard to actually remember.
>Faye from cowboy bebop. Dem titties though.

>25
>KHHV
>Maria Bolkonskaya

>i wish i had an ass of a attractive girl on my face
>I'm losing it
wow, youre really losing it. I mean, youre just like other 3 billion men

The guy taking the picture

>Why don't we just head back to base and give up, "partner"!
How about you kys instead.

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>18
>15
>2
Wildcard:
>don't really have one

I've been here forever, I'm not going to leave just because I banged a girl. Fuck off

I'm losing it had nothing to do with the ass

I'm just getting closer to the point of no return

>age
18
>age you lost your virginity at
15
># of people you had sex with
7
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with
>Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series!

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>26
>18
>1
Rainbow Dash

REALLY ORIGINAL MODSSS

>I'm just getting closer to the point of no return
elaborate

>21
>19
>1 real girl, 16 hookers

>Mileena from Mortal Kombat

How is waiting for a nice girl to appear in my life the reason why there're no more girls like that?
No, you argument lacks logic. Is that simple.

Manwhores, man sluts, fuckboys... those are the motherfuckers who destroyed healthy sexuality.

FUCK YOU.

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Twenty four.
NaN.
Zero.
Never had an obsession over someone in particular.

>>your age
24
>>age you lost your virginity
Still a kissless virgin.
>># of people you've had sex with
0
Wildcard question:
>>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
A clone of myself.

>waiting for a nice girl to appear in my life
>waiting

you may as well wait for a million dollars to appear in your bank account.

and why do you trike as the kind who would get grossed out and insecure when he DID find a nice cute funny attractive kind loving girl - but he found out that she wasn't also a unicorn virgin?

You said

>YOU are the reason why society is in such a way that makes it very hard to find a nice girl.

How is that our fault as non-virgins?

>23
>18
>1
Wildcard question:
Don't have one.

Suicide you fucking moron
I'm all fucking alone with no money and no booze
All I got is this shitty board

Fuck
I should just end it right now

There're no more '' nice, cute, funny, attractive, kind loving'' girls so I would never have to face such dilemma.
Are you OP? Also, I never said anything about virginity.

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>22, 23 soon
>Didn't
>Didn't
>Pic related even if she's new

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OP here. Why is it my fault?

wow just look at this faggot
kys

>There're no more '' nice, cute, funny, attractive, kind loving'' girls so I would never have to face such dilemma.

So why are you just waiting for one to fall on your lap while blaming other people who ruining said girls that also don't exist? Pick a thind and stick with it man you're all over the place

Are you sure you want that on your conscience?

I SAID STOP LYING FAGS
JUST SUBMIT TO BBC

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>20
>Never
>0
>No real obsession, maybe some anime character since I am a weeb

Any girl who does one of the following things:

>Let guy ''eat her ass''
>Let guy lick her vagina
>Let guy ejaculate in her mouth
>Let guy penetrate penis into her anus

Is a filthy whore. But like any other female behavior, males are the one who must give permission for such behavior to happen, and because of fuckboys like you, girls believe it's ok to do such acts for male approval.
So again, FUCK YOU.

You fail to understand the role you play in making such girl disappear from our society. You're a fucking moron.

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Yikes. Sounds like you have unreasonable expectations for society. Maybe you should move to Saudi Arabia or something.

Let's be honest, if you didn't lose your virginity before your 18th birthday, it doesn't even count like you lost it.

I lost it at 19, and whenever somebody refers to someone as a "virgin" in an insulting manner, I found myself insulted as well.

>Yikes
faggot
Also, just because I despise some features of western society doesn't mean that I do the same with everything.
I love western values like freedom of speech, freedom of association and low government interference on people's lives but certainly I don't love the degeneracy of our traditional values that's mainstream today.
Bring back 50's america. That's enough for me.

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>your age
>22
>age you lost your virginity
20
># of people you've had sex with
13
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Raven from Teen Titans desu.

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>I don't have unreasonable standards, I just wish society would roll back six decades so I could get a girlfriend!

Get this fucking normalfag shit out of here, go back to r3ddit. You're not one of us, you're not welcome.

>16
>idk if giving a bj counts
>gyro zeppeli from JJBA

30% of this board is non-virgins. Why shouldn't we have a thread of our own?

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>9 against my will
so they are right when they say that this place is full of abused people

Nice oversimplification. Typical from low attention spans retards like yourself.
Societies can become better or worse with time and it's no unreasonable to wish for things to get better. Sometimes our standards come from past times.

And one more time: FUCK YOU.

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What was so different in 50's?

Degeneracy were frowned upon and everything had a higher purpose, resulting in an overall happier population.

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>Societies can become better or worse with time

And you're of the opinion that it's getting worse because you can't find a gal to share a malt with and take to the sock-hop?

Sorry dude. Adapt or die alone.

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It got better in certain aspects and worse in others, but overall we were a happier people in the past:
mentalhealthtoday.co.uk/people-were-happier-in-1957-than-today-according-to-research
>Sorry dude. Adapt or die alone
You would have to adapt if we lived in a totalitarian state.

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>20
>N/A
>N/A
>Kim Possible

>my age: 27
>age you lost your virginity: 21
># of people you've had sex with: 30~
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
nurse joy

>your age
21
>age you lost your virginity
18
># of people you've had sex with
1

Wildcard question:
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
Pic related

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27
25
1
I don't know. Maybe a threesome with these two.

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>18
>never
>take a guess
anyways fuck off normalfag redditor scum etc etc

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lmao thread putting robots out of business
>20
>14
>8
Prob cheryl from archer, who doesnt like to choke

>23
>kissless virgin
>0
>wildcard
samus i guess

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Why do you care if somebody is a degenerate?
How does it affect you?

Femanon here.

>22
>20
>1

Wildcard question:
>Raven from Teen Titans

"Degeneracy" is just Jow Forums-speak for "fun I wasn't invited to".

>Almost 19
>18
>1
A-at least I'm not doing to die a virgin. Although to be honest, sex is criminally overrated in my opinion. But that won't stop me from pursuing it.
As for the wildcard, probably Hermione. Emma Watson is perfect dicking material, and I love the character, so it's a win win.

>18
>still virgin
>0
>always wanted to fuck Mettaton from undertale
i know, i know, i'm a degenerate

>26
>8
>20 something, not sure.

18*, not . lol.

Imagine piping girls on the playground with a flaccid acorn dick.

>your age
37
>age you lost your virginity
21
># of people you've had sex with
7

Wildcard question:
>what fictional character have you always wanted to have sex with?
morrigan

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>your age
20
>age you lost your virginity
Not applicable
># of people you've had sex with
Not applicable
>wildcard
Rose of Sharon Cassidy

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>18
>18
>1
>hideri kanzaki

>25
>16
>11

>maggie gyllenhaal when she was in donnie darko

>19
>16
>2
Kumatora from Mother 3

>>your age
28
>>age you lost your virginity
havent
>># of people you've had sex with
0

>23
>17
>2

>amy rose or creme

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