Tired of these fucking normie threads, answer the question, lets see the real face of Jow Forums

reminder that the whole normie-tendies-pepe-wojak shit is as newfag as possible, was originally ironic and meant to make fun of the autistic, and Jow Forums has always been """normie"""

I don't really think being a virgin is required for being a robot. I'm a virgin myself, by the way. For example, I do not think to have sex with a paid hooker makes you any more of a normie than any other robot.

The barbarians are in the temple.

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Holy shit over 65% virgins?

Jesus fucking christ guys, I'm diagnosed autistic in real life and I STILL managed to get laid. Either you're all like 14 and >tfw no gf, or you're more socially retarded than an actual diagnosed autist.

>Either you're all like 14 and >tfw no gf, or you're more socially retarded than an actual diagnosed autist.

Probably a little bit of both and also the fact that they always have unrealistic expectation of what they want in a unicorn girlfriend.

I get laid plenty and I still come here.

>more socially retarded than an actual diagnosed autist.
You realize that is precisely the demographic of this board.

I am definitely socially retarded indeed. Had my first ever make-out session with a girl two weeks ago, and I'm fucking 22.

Honestly the trick is to go to places where other people who are socially retarded go and behave like you're Chad.

Like I went to anime conventions with tons of alcohol and invited people to come party with me, and was sure to invite a good ratio of girls to guys.

You really are autistic, look at this board dipshit

I love anime cons and the whole culture there, there's loads of girls from different backgrounds and personalities and body types too.

unfortunately, the thought process of these frogposters is going to be like REEEE SHE'S SO FAT REEEE I BET SHE'S NOT EVEN INTO ANIME REEEE FAKE GAMER GIRL REEEE I BET SHE'S THE TOWN BICYCLE GIRLS ARE ONLY GOOD TO HAVE ONE SEX WITH ONE MAN AND THAT MAN WASN'T ME REEEEE

Yeah like big anime conventions are legitimately the best way to get laid if you're really autistic. Just be sure to check ID so you don't go to jail. I always pay someone to man the door and check ID.

You might be right user, but the frogposters need an attitude adjustment.

>We're just here to have a good time, and sex is a good time so.

Also she might even cosplay your waifu if you date. I had a girlfriend do that once.

I came buckets.

Im a cyborg
A cyborg...

Not really
Anime sluts are normie sluts that go for the attention
Theyre also gold diggers looking for a sugar daddy thatll buy them there lolita wear

>Yeah like big anime conventions are legitimately the best way to get laid if you're really autistic

I used to be into punk and metal and goth and emo and all that shit, and in those cultures was also incredibly easy to accidentally blindly stumble into a girl who would fuck the shit out of you just because you both listen to the same band or whatever.

You could also just go to a concert by yourself and get lost in the crowd.

I guess the biggest difference is that the whole alternative music subculture had a lot more "chads" in it who had the gothiest hair and spikiest jacket or whatever whereas being part of the anime scene is pretty much an even playing field and people care less about trendy fashion outside of their few days of cosplay a year.

lol you're nearly repeating verbatim what I was posting as satire

You're probably handsome. That's the difference between a "mysterious man" and a "weirdo".

I'm an 18 year old KHHV fembot. No one will want to fuck me if they could.

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I SWEAR TO GOD THE MOMENT ONE OF THIS STRWPOLL'S GO IN FAVOR OF THE NORMIES I WILL GO TO FUCKING WIZCHAN.

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I fucked a hooker. Does that count? If not then I'll be a virgin forever. Can't trust people so a relationship is never happening.

epic larp you dumb phoneposter

That just shows that normalfags like to engage and interact with people while robots just lurk

Yeah all the /outsider/ cultures are pretty similar when it comes to metagaming them, just variations of the same kinds of people.

Yeah, it counts, but you are still a robot.

My fiance was a 30 year old wizard when he had his first kiss/sex with me. It's really not impossible to be on the older side.

Atleast youre not a coward.
You get cyborg status.

Prostitutes don't technically count because its buy the loss of your virginity faggots

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I don't look that great but I'm 6'1"/195lbs and dont have any major deformities.

It doesnt change the fact that I'm a diagnosed autist though.

I really had to work hard and study a lot of behavioral analysis/ social theory to really understand how to interact with people.

It took practice and work and I still have a lot of problems but at least I've made it to failed normie status.

If you legitimately dont understand how to interact with people like I didnt you need to practice your tone/inflection/body language in the mirror again and again until you've really got it down and know which things will make people think what.

Its no different than a dialogue tree in vidya a lot of times

Also, 247 votes and only 22 unique posters? Why tho.

Because lurkers have always outnumbered posters.

Most of the virgins are hardly robots since they're mostly teenagers anyways.

I don't subscribe to degenerate fucking around. Pure monogamy is key to success in sexuality.
I am surrounded by trash tier dating options that I would never touch though.

youre retarded. stick your dick inside a pussy and you are no longer a virgin

slowly my brain is rotting into a pile of grey slush and pills are the only reason i can function but hey i have a gf so i must be a normie

Then why not join a mormon community? it would be easier to find your ideal, you're probably not going to find it elsewhere, especially in modern society.

A 30 year old woman wont think its cute that youre still a virgin.

You have a limited amount of time to really get it done.

but to that extent? I know most people lurk but thats insane, probably nearing 300 votes and only 10% of that is actual posters.

That means roughly 6-8% of the community controls the board culture/thought.

A bit unsettling considering at least 2% of those posters have an agenda of some kind behind their posting

Just because they're lurking this thread/voting on a stupid strawpoll and moving on doesn't mean they don't post in other threads.

>the majority of Jow Forums are virgins only because they're underage

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I only have "Asperger tendencies", according to psychatrists, but... I just don't have enough in common with normies. The older, the less I can stand them (Only 20). And I don't really care about sex. I don't want somebody to fuck, I want somebody to love.
Love and being loved in return. I will probably never know this.

Become a mormon. I know its a cult but it will be better for you in the long run. The social pressures match up more with what kind of mate you want to have and you're more likely to be happy that way,, even if you dont believe the nonsense.

It's sad but it's true.

orjhfjer

1. Fuck off shill.
2. I am no hypocrite, and won't pretend to be some heretical Christian to have a woman.
3. I don't think there is actually love in a arranged marriage.
4. No Mormons where I live.

I'm no longer a virgin. But I'm the same person I was when I was 23 and a virgin

lemme guess, you're the BC asian girl and you turned 18 last month hmmm?

If you wont make sacrifices in ideology to ensure your own happiness and prosperity, that's your business. You probably will be alone until you decide to get off your high horse.

Probably going to end up with some single mother of three if you dont.

Do what you want user, but you wont get what you want being an edgelord .

Mormonism is one of the few places left in the US where you can actually find a wife worth having.

Wait. What do you mean by "BC"?

British Columbia; West Canada.

where you from 18 yo khhv user?

>Implying because I am an actual robot, I'm American
I am French.

Oh yeah, you're pretty fucked then user.

Sorry frenchbro

>tfw have to defend my virginity everyday

leave me alone roasties!!

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yes faggot. Sexual contact counts

Nope, wrong person. I'm in the US.

does it count if I was raped?

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>Tfw accidently clicked 'no'.
I am a virgin, I wish I could change my vote.

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No, it doesn't count. But hookers do.

I got a blow job and fucked a hooker from backpage a couple of year ago. I'm practically still a virgin.

how can you be a virgin in the current year? just go on craigslist and get a blowjob from some 40 year old

>is unwanted sex sex?
Yes, sex is sex.

don't listen to rape is an exeption.

Real question, is anyone here a kissless, hugless, no holding hands, virgin?

Is anyone really as bad off as we like to meme?

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These results are consistent with polls done since 2014

thank u fren very much

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I hugged a female when i was underaged, other than that, nothing.

Yes. I am not hugless, but that's because a dumb drunk roastie mistook me for someone she knew.

Why live?

Why exist at all?

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There are plenty of us user

Atleast I hope so.

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If you had a girlfriend in middle school, why can't you have one now ?

Relance

So you finally decided to jump of the cock carousel and settle for betabux then?