Femanon thread

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I refuse to be a beta provider while she reminisces about Chad

proximity I think.

If she was nice to me and liked talking about video games I'd like to be friends with her. I don't know how to do intamacy and I'm doomed to be alone if anyone tries to get closer than friend

idk, they probably wouldnt date me in the first place, but they're fun to look at from a distance i guess

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Honestly, I just want a gf so I can make her stick various objects up her ass. Any fembots willing to do as I say?

Not much.
Good luck getting more than that though.

I don't think I'd mind as long as she wasn't too extreme. You know, no STDs, not getting gangbanged or some shit. I think it'd be more important that we get along and actually connect with each other.

I have a small penis though, which I assume isn't a good thing regardless of how many guys a girl has been with.

i'll sex you every day if it's possible to drive to you

Tbh there's nothing in the world that I want more than a slutty gf, especially one who wouldn't mind fucking my friends. As long as she's emotionally committed to me (fat chance that'll happen), I'm be more than pleased. Got Discord? Add me!

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Doesn't matter, none of them would stay with me

I got it
She brings another femanon along

If she's already taken 37 dicks why does it matter whether they were in a row or not?

would you date a guy who's even sluttier than you?

I guess it is kinda arbitrary, but for some reason in my mind, a girl getting fucked by 2 or more guys at once is just a line. On this side is a girl I'd date. On the other side is porn. You know?

Now that I think about it, I wonder if I'd really rather date a girl that's been with 20 guys separately over a girl that's been with 5 guys, but 3 of them at the same time.

I don't fucking know. It really shouldn't matter as long as we get along.

>biologically female
>similar personality
That's pretty much it, assuming she stays exclusive and loyal.

Are you into cuckoldry? Not judging It's one hell of a fetish I'm super aroused by the idea of getting cucked it's not only my primary fetish but has become the only thing I fap to anymore. I can easily say without a doubt that nothing else gets me harder yet I'm trying really hard to fight it and have been for a while. Should I give in? Could I really be as happy being a cuckold as I could in a monogamous relationship? I could never be polyamorous I'm far to emotionally clingy but so long as she only had feelings for me I might be ok with cuckoldry.

I need want to fuck you, OP.

Sex is bad mkay

Sorry, I don't really like Indian men...

Give bob and vagene to me now or I shit on street

Yeah, I am. I'm also strictly into monogamous relationships only. There's nothing unhealthy about having this kink, but I can't blame people for thinking it's pathetic. That's kinda the point. Anyways, plenty of women are open-minded about it. Met several girls who wanted to be cucked as well.

It's okay to like sex
But I can't be with someone who'd do it with a stranger

If I had dated a virgin before and lost my virginity to said virgin and had then built up my number with girls of similar numbers to the point that I was around as much of a slut as the slutty femanon, and she met my altered standards after going through all those relationships, then I might date her.

that's why you arrange to meet femanons before you talk to them about fucking

Post pictures so i can fap slut

I'm not talking about me user

For me it's about the jealousy boner not humiliation. When you see a guy jackraabbiting your girl your body yells "Hey penis he's gonna put a baby in your girl! Get as horny as possible and get in there to scrap out his business and replace it with your own!" Evloution has shaped our dicks for scrapping competitors jizz off the sides.

confusing when you say

>i can't be with someone who'd do i with a stranger

sounds like you're talking about yourself.

I would never date a slut

I said "it with a stranger"

tfw no slutty femanon gf with herpes to infect me

Dude I have a fucking cuckold fetish and I still can't get anyone. I literally would encourage slutty behavior. But I don't think women like to simply fuck other guys. I think the chance to lock down a Chad is so tempting that it's more fun to slut it up while trying to date Chad versus dating a beta guy and getting dick on the side.

She must have been abused and molested as a child and she must end the normie menace with me

>Getting herpes from your slutty gf
Huh I guess I have a new fetish now. It's crazy the things that'll make your dick hard.

Fucking sage because the jizzbag that smells like a fish port wont post her filthy cunt.

>dating slutty women
I have standards roastie

Sex every day. If you can deliver that then you've got a deal. Everything else is secondary.

>tfw so omega a woman won't even bother make you her cuck

Wow considering the subject matter this thread has been surprisingly civil for r9k I guess they're to busy channeling all their salt at the trap posters.

She'll accept me how I am and treat me like a fellow human being

>The last one stopped doing that and things havent been the same since

Honestly a very hard question. Statistically speaking, it would be impossible to trust you at any time, and you'd be likely to cheat in no time anyway. So on your end, the first thing to do is work out a system that prevents you from betraying the robot without first breaking up with the robot.
Secondly you would need to be able to accept a robot. Perhaps help him get better, under the understanding that a robot needs a shitton of help to get anywhere due to how far from normal we are. If you can't commit like that, then that's also useless.
Also, as a slut, you are obviously not going to be able to understand a robot. So that makes this even harder. But I guess the two above points are the harder parts.

For her not to have been a slut and retained her virginity.

It seems unrealistic to demand a virgin. What if she only had and sex in commited relationships?

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actually id be willing to take a slutty girl as long as she doesnt cheat on me. im hispanic though so they wont want me

That's fine by me. I think it's fine by most robots (the understanding that sometimes, events out of our control can happen). But if it's a string of such supposed events, it's no longer a plausible explanation.

for the date to consist of me using her as a toilet to dispose of body fluids with

This still won't work. Let me tell you why:
>I'm saving myself for marriage, so I won't be having sex with her unless she plans on sticking around until then.
>She won't stick around until then, because the kind of person who has premarital sex will expect it in a relationship. That's how it worked for the only girl who ever showed interest in me, her being abusive and unloving aside. When she realized I wasn't going to be fucking her, she left.
If you're going to be fucking before marriage then yeah, you have no right to complain about her virginity status. In fact, try not to fuck virgins, you only reduce the pool of people who people like me can marry.

>What if she only had and sex in commited relationships?
Than she would be with her boyfriend.
If she isn't with him anymore she couldn't have been that committed and is nothing more than a slut in denial.

1. She won't cheat on me.
2. She lets me eat her out.
3. She shares my political and social views.

If she was only slutty with me and shy around everyone else. I don't even care about looks so long as she isn't fat tbqh.

I just want to know what it feels like to put my penis inside a vagina

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Nothing, a slut gf sounds rad, man. Not looking to marry her, just have some good kinky times. I'm bi, so it works out even better if we can share a dude or she comes back with his load blasted up inside of her. Pump her for a few months to a year then move on.

Go be a normalfag somewhere else and buy a hooker like they do

I'm good with any girl as long as they're close to me (Chicago). Fucking nobody here is from Chicago

Or from east coast cucknada either for that matter.

>90% of r9k is about fucking
He's right at home

This is Jow Forums. So not much

Sluts hate me. Dont know why. Two girls really loved me so far but I never had casual sex, ever. I regret it.

FUCKing Quebec. I bet it's just as hellish as Chicago is.

fuck im near chicago too. illinois is truly hell.

Eh, casual sex is cool while it keeps happening, but eventually one party loses interest, starts dating, or moves away. For me, I've been hopelessly chasing down experiences that will match the best casual ones I've ever had and I think I need to resign myself to the fact that it doesn't get better than that while single.

It's pretty hellish, quebecers are disgusting people even more so than normal normalfags. Infrastructure is dogshit, healthcare is dogshit, taxes are dogshit.
But at least housing is cheap and it's fairly clean and safe.

No. It's about companionship you dumb cunt.

I need help. What's the easiest way to pick up older women?

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