Step 1: Fap.
Step 2: Sit on the arm of a chair, putting the arm between your legs.
Step 3: Hold yourself down on the arm of the chair, while you orgasm.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit, as nothing comes out of your cock, yet you still orgasm, sometimes even better than usual.
You are welcome.
Something like this. But the thing between her legs is the arm of the chair.
Step 1: Don't be circumcised
Step 2: Pinch your skin when you nut
Step 3: Continue fapping
That's fucking disgusting. You keep that cheese on your dick?
just do a half-way backwards somersault and nut in your own mouth
free protein too
No, I go to the bathroom and wash it off
injaculation.
Just take HRT and you won't have to clean up. And you'll get multiple full body orgasms
You said "continue fapping". Going to the bathroom isn't continuing. Also, if you go to the bathroom anyway, why not use a tissue at least, you disgusting animal.
I don't "fap" the way you do.
And yes i'm disgusting this is fucking Jow Forums
Never knew there was a word for this, interesting. Been doing it since years.
desu ever since I started making an effort to increase my cum volume, I love to cum all over myself and eat it.
What will your future gf think when you tell her this?
This desu. Just take your pills user
>future gf
Hahahahahaha
You know where we are right?
if I ever get one I wouldnt be afraid to tell her, maybe we could eat it together since its so much now.
What if she thinks you are a weirdo/gay (which you are)?
I am not gay at all, fuck off and seek help.
Wear a condom, shower afterwards.
Just grab your dick harder when you cum dude. it's easy as shit to strangle it to the point where nothing comes out.
you might just be closet gay at this point.
enjoy your cancer
orginal
lol how stupid are you. all you do is make yourself impotent in the long run
>Haha dude, just death grip until you get no sensation left in your penis!
>It's totally awesome dude, no clean up!
I fucking love making huge loads m8, why would I not want to make a mess?
sounds originaly fake
Girls are into weird stuff too, dummy.
Ejaculating sperm improves the quality of your semen. Go ahead and make a mess. It hast to be better than letting that sperm flow into your bladder. steadyhealth.com
>told gf I had tried eating my cum a few times thinking she'd think it was hot
>thought I was gross for doing that
>she now uses it as leverage in arguments
feels bad
i've always assumed that if you stop the cum itll go backwards and hurt your balls
How can i cum as much buckets as possible aside from edging?
What arguments desu
step 1: fap
step 2: position yourself in front of the trash can
step 3: aim and fire
Its called retrograde ejaculation. Only do this on occasion, this can cause a UTI because it makes your semen go to the bladder instead.
Fellas, you gotta stop damaging your sex organs with these idiotic habits
The trashcan will smell horribly
Where do you put your cum then?
>Where do you put your cum then?
The toilet
absolutely plumbertastic
>tfw grinding my perineum on things