I have no idea what I'd even do with a gf

>I play co-op board games with mine, personally
How do I sell board games without sounding autistic, cause I've got cool and fun ones.

>I'd talk to her every day and make time for dates and fun stuff
But like, what do you even do on dates?
Restaurant, arcade, minigolf, bowling?

And cooking together is always great, but don't people expect something greater than that?

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Unless you live in a rural area, there's definitely a game meetup near you. Give it a shot. You might just find the girl of your dreams there, user.

>Unless you live in a rural area
Guess what, user

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WHERE DO I FIND WOMEN WHO AREN'T WHORES ON THIS GODFORSAKEN CAMPUS

>How do I sell board games without sounding autistic, cause I've got cool and fun ones
You stop caring about sounding autistic, because any girl that scoffs at a rousing game of Pandemic is nobody you want to do anything with. Alternatively, if you really care about the basic bitch audience, you say that boardgames are a great way to get away from a screen.

normally you get along with your gf, so spending time together is usually enjoyable. All that stuff is fun. Bowling is a good first date because most people are about the same level of okay but bad at it, and there's a lot of opportunities to check each other out and tease each other.

There's a lot of museums by me, and one of them has a lot of live music events, comedy, theatre, and other stuff like that. Sometimes you're in the mood to drive somewhere and enjoy the view, sing in the car and have a picnic. Sometimes you feel like going to the river and kayaking down it.

Tabletop simulator is your best bet then, my friend. Best $15 you'll ever spend.

Do you think it would be wrong to ask a girl just to come over and cuddle instead of a normal date?

I don't know what a girl would like, and I have this notion that it doesn't coexist with my likes.
but that sounds kinda nice

if it's a first date, yeah. Once you're going steady, then it's an appropriate thing to do.

Take her out on a few dates, talk to her about hanging out more often. Then you can be casual.

uh do girls like just staying in bed all cuddling because thats all i got

you go on cute dates with her and feel that warm feeling in ur tummy when she smiles at you.

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You just do normal stuff that you would enjoy by yourself, but with someone else. Watch TV or movies, play games, cook and eat, go out and do stuff, whatever the both of you enjoy doing together.

play video games and watch anime and fuck?

>You just do normal stuff that you would enjoy by yourself, but with someone else
ayy bby you up for some shitposting all throughout the day while I work on uni projects off an on?
Later at night we can lift some weights and then stay in bed until 4:00 am watching videos on youtube about computers and videogames.

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literally what I do with my gf
we smoke weed and eat rather than lift though

Jow Forums is #1 in my life and I'm not willing to stop using it to accommodate some other person so I think I'd have to meet a partner from Jow Forums

Same here. I'm always imagining one second meme tier moments like we are watching movie or eating pizza but that's all.

i met my gf of 4 years from an /a/ zeemaps
only other person in my city
sent her an email and a couple months later we were together

There's like no way I could ever to cuddles that way though

>cuddling
Sorry to break to you friend but that comes off really weak and gay and the woman would immediately sniff for Chads. I've said all I wanted to do was to "cuddle and lay in bed" but it never, ever gets a response. Nobody cares. From what I've read, once you start cuddling with a girl she starts thinking less of you.

Same here. As much as I think I'd like to have a girlfriend I'd be fucking clueless.

cuddling in bed is something she likes to do, so she wants you to get her doing other stuff, then you can be a good guy and lay with her when she's tired or sad and needs a cuddle.

If you want to cuddle all the time, that just means that she thinks you're sad all the time, and she doesn't want to be your fuckin' mommy.

You mostly just kind of hang out

Can you touch her boobs at any time if you have a gf?

I have never said in my history of posting that I wanted to cuddle forever or for hours on end but it is something i'd like do because I've never cuddle with a girl before, but apparently, I'm such a loser and so far behind that nobody is interested in something as basic as cuddling. I've been burned so many times on the web that I think I don' even do to want to cuddle anymore, I think to myself, "who the fuck is interested in that everyone is just fucking and moving on?"

wtf are you talking about, my fiancee loves just cuddling unless it's hot then we go to a restaurant with air conditioning or something. unless they meant ONLY said cuddling then yeah fuck that's lame, find a hobby together

Yes and sometimes she wants you to squeeze them in public and shit gets you into trouble

I WANT A GF NOW!
WHY AM I NOT HAVE A GF!

I'd chat, watch movies, do outdoor activities, fugg and cuddle

You know, couple things.

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The only time I've ever been in the house of someone I wasn't related to it was a graduation party held by the department chair of my major
I didn't talk to anyone
Just waited until he guy I hitched a ride with drove us back to our campus

How badly did I miss out on having female friends in college?
I never talked to any

what even is dating
my gf fucked me the first time we met up (i didn't make any moves) after talking online for a bit and then we were just... together.
Never had to ask her out or anything.

>You just do normal stuff that you would enjoy by yourself, but with someone else.
So I can autism over visual novels but with someone else as a recipient?
Where do I find?

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Unless you die this instant, it's never too late to start going out. Maybe if you have a hobby, go to an event? I know that sounds like bullshit but where I live, there are just random events for stuff, just do your thing and enjoy yourself there, people will talk. Even if it's other guys then you'll have friends to hang out with, you'll go out more often and raise your chance of meeting someone. It sounds like bullshit but if you go somewhere and are nervous, take a double shot of alcohol twice (if you have a low tolerance) and once you walk up, you'll be nice and talkative.

Fuck her, talk to her, play games with her, take up each other's hobbies. Coming up with things to do with them is easy.

Go out and try and enjoy yourself and dude fuck yeah, then you'll eventually meet someone and not stop messaging each other dumb shit about your shared interest

online/through a social hobby (nerdy shit like dnd or magic the gathering)/school (and clubs, obviously anime club is a great start)/work

but yes girls like that are very rare

just flush your money down the toilet if you want the gf experience. you are going to be spending money on a depreciating asset. also she will shit talk you and tell all of her friends what a cheap ass you are if you don't spend money on her.

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FUCK OFF CHAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE MY FUCKING PATHETIC LIFE
WHY DID GOD CURSE ME WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY AND NO PERSONALITY?

>autisms out over umineko
>not g-senjou or muvluv or fate or steins;gate
user, I... its ost is fucking amazing though

y'all can't be pulling that higher than thou shit with them either, everyone has flaws and you know you do too, you learn to work on them together over time and your patience with each other to build each other up is rewarding

Drinking is degenerate

And there's not really any shit like that around me
Also that seems like a lot of work
I hate people
I hate being in groups of people
I want a girl who is as uncomfortable with social situations as I am and probably not gonna find one there

i have social anxiety too
everyone has a personality user, you like and dislike things right? you have some opinions on things? and feeling very neutral towards things has some value that imbues you with personality

I can imagine it'd be sort of like hanging out with my sister. Except without the sexual stuff. Pretty comfy we play fortnite and sometimes watch anime like Shin Sekai Yori if she's not with her boyfriend :( Sometimes we'll all play fortnite

>you like and dislike things right? you have some opinions on things?
No one irl seems to care

dude you need to enter into an incestuous relationship

I've never hung out with my sister either

well, yeah, the hard part is finding someone compatible who does...
good luck.

Don't worry
I've already accepted failure
It's better not to play the game at all than to confirm you never had a chance to begin with

they're interested in cuddling, but you have to sell them on you as a person first. Otherwise the idea of lying in a strangers bed with him holding you isn't appealing. Shared desire for cuddling is not a platform for a connection.

agreed, you can live a perfectly content life without a gf
it's not a failure! but keep an eye out just in case God presents you with an opportunity

Well, still playing Umineko; uni hasn't given me much time for it though.
Fucking loved Higurashi though, Tatatrigoroshi best chapter.

Also I can't tell if you were implying this as a good thing or a bad thing.

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Weed niggers should kill themselves. Literally worse than normalfags.

Just accept that all women are either thots or taken

I just want to tell her over-the-line cheesy romantic shit to make her blush and cry of joy.

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I would also love to learn how to dance with her , mostly classy shit like vals and just keep twitching back and forth in my backyard until we get it.
Progably dress classy for the occasion

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Cooking together , mostly doing things together seems cute and good as fuck.
Being a 2-man/woman whatever team and just doing shit synchronized like a clock.
Like cleaning and drying/organizing the dishes
preparing ingredients and cooking them
Preparing the children for school

All that kind of cutesy pair shit

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Someone with who to talk with all the fucking time about common interests seems nice too, i barely talk with anyone outside the necessary so finding someone with who talk about all this autistic interests of mine and being able to take it even beyond seems like really nice.

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