HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND #1

My parents' first date was a college baseball game. Cheap, comfy, relaxed, and you can pay as much or as little attention to the other person as you want

I just want a normal looking qt like pic related but I'm at a point wehre I realize I have to settle for less. how to accept this fate bros?

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Ill stop you and just say the best way to get a gf is to not have autism

Argentina. Here the sport scene is much more monopolized. Futbol, our national treasure! Fuck off, people hitting each other because of colors, screaming like retards, facebook memes, maphia, politics, and now there's a kind of pedogate thing going on involving sport periodists and club dirigents and so, so, is just trash.
I would go to see volley, I really like it. And I would definitely go with a girl, so maybe that. But all the atention (and resources) goes to futbol, so the rest is kind of neglected.

Yeah but it's not the same. It amazes me your "seasonal system" of sports. I have read about it, and it's nice.

I'm starting to train myself on seeing different kinds of beauty in people, and this had leaded me to have chats (awful chats btw) with some girls. I know it sounds like bullshit, but try it.

I think the important part is that don't go to a rowdy sporting event with lots of people

Go to like a 3rd division game or maybe basketball or volleyball I don't know
The important thing is comfiness not the sport

You're right tho, I was missing the point. But, being honest, I can't go alone, my anxiety would touch the sky and from there direct to hell. And, even if some grill is willing to spare time with me, how can I propose going to see something I never saw before? See what I mean, it's too much inestability for a beta to maintain. I'm not trying to refute you, I'm just looking for help, I would love to do it

My random thoughts for this:

where to meet girls
>go to church, ideally there will be virgins there which is ideal
>go to gaming events, you'll only meet normie "gamer girls" but at least they'll share an interest with you
I know it's a meme but
>on tinder or other dating sites

>be relatively fit, but not Jow Forums because you'll come off as the douchebag she dated last

>don't smell weird

on fashion:
>don't wear too many bland things like black and white, make sure there's at least some color to make you stand out
>wear multiple layers, that seems to help
>don't wear the autism hoodie like I do, pic related

standards for her:
>don't date fat guys
sorry fatties lose weight. its not hard. t. ex-fatty
>don't date poor guys
>don't date anyone in a bad spot that's unwilling to self-improve
>should have relatively good income or working on getting a better income
>should have a decent personality and not be too autistic, meaning chris-chan levels of autism

standards for guys:
>don't date fat women
>don't datewomen who can't provide for themselves
>don't date bipolar women
>there should be at least some sexual attraction, if there isn't you'll just become as depressed as you were before you got a gf

also this

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Well that's my problem too
Finding a decent girl to do things with

>its not hard

Not if you're mentally ill

Well, I don't know if you go to uni. But after sitting at the back so much time I have come to see that there are girls in "similar" positions. Part of the problem is the way we think, how we're accostumed to think ("oh, poor me, oh..."). Everytime I look up I see people alone like me, ugly like me, shy like me; it's a shame we are all to scared to talk to each other.

guess you're fucked then.
original pepperoni pizza

Eh
I dunno
I'd probably be too scared to talk to them but on the other hand I'd be kinda annoyed if they talked to me

Here's how I got mine, though she was pretty weird in a bad sort of way and then she left me because "She didn't feel like herself", didn't get cucked since she never went out with another guy so I guess was just pretty odd.

>be at school(senior year highschool, circa 2010)
>be at english class
>see this shy girl sitting in the corner (shy girls are a doubled edged sword, they either can be really sweet and cute or be cunning and cold like the one I had)
>she seemed nice enough and we were already acquainted with each other for about 3 years prior
>I'm no chad here, just an average looking robot who's not as introverted as other robots
>I sat next to her one day and started to talk
>"Hey, have you watched American Psycho?"
>And so we started to talk about movies

>the key here is to try to get a girl that you can sympathize with, a girl that seems kinda like a robot.
>you should get to know her pretty well before making her your gf
>if you want to go on a date with her, yo say stuff like: "Hey, wanna grab a coffee after this?", "Wanna go out somewhere?"
>You should ask these questions as if they were normal things
>Even if you're dying inside(like I was) you should try to show as much confidence as possible.

That's pretty much all I've got on getting an r9k-ish girl

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Is it really true that if you go to church you can find qt virgin gf

>Go to church
That one seems like it'd be hit or miss. I'm not religious, and a lot of people of a faith only date people of their faith. Gaming events would be better but you gotta realize you will probably be competing with several guys, especially since those events typically have more guys.

>tfw you will never attend a baseball game with your gf
>tfw you will never have a baseball gf
Rekt

I know, it's why the only true robots are fatbots. Everyone else is just a whiny normie

If you guys are so lonely, why don't you just settle for a girl who is average looking?

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>girl likes me back
I have to ask her out, but I have no idea where to take her. What do?

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church girls will pretty much judge you physically, they're basically glorified roasties. Though there may be some exceptions

WILL THEIR BE A HIGHER CHANCE THAT I GET QT VIRGIN GF

An italian restaurant(not a pizza place) or a cinema

That kind of sounds like how I met my ex. She was also the awkward shy girl so we hit it off by basically bonding over how socially awkward we both are. We met in a gamers club too so I knew she was at least into some stuff I like. We sort of just bonded and got super close to the point where even though we're not dating anymore, we're still really close friends.

No gf gang here, but I've got a few female friends so I can give a bit of knowledge.
Girls tend to like when you have some charming gimmick about you that they can tease you about but everyone still likes it.
For me, I would always wear custom T-shirts with stupid sayings like "The government is using chemtrails to brainwash us into liking jazz" "The Twinkie Crisis was only meant to distract us from Brittany Spears being a Korean spy" or "Pick up Seinfeld: DVD Box Set November 23rd, 2004" and a couple with inside jokes. A few years back, I made a some variations where I traced my buddy's face in line art and it looked pretty spot on. See pic related for an idea of what I mean. Everyone thought it was great and I got commissioned to make buddy shirts for like 20 people. One girl asked for a few of her own custom designs and we had a fun time brainstorming and creating them. Gotta say, I did make a fair bit of profit and I should've gone all in while the idea was still in its prime, but life goes on.

Long story short, I made dumb shirts and got attention from girls

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Sorry friendo, I can't guarantee you that. If you want a virgin gf, your best bet is to live in a small countryside community or if you're underoo then at school

nice meme frend. I was in a similar situation. I told her I like her and next day her friend comes up to me laughing "user, you know anonette is a lesbian right? hahahhaha"

Better hope to have the same religious views as them or else they won't even consider you
>t. has a mostly religious family

meta

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True robots are robots for reasons out of their control you failed normie. Everyone who is helped by this thread is not a robot and never was.
I think I saw you in another thread.

You're lucky, user. The girl I dated stopped talking to me and so I did the same to her.

>or if you're underoo then at school
I am 100% convinced that the chance of getting a virgin GF drops to 0 by the end of high school
You may have to lower your standards, user. It's not your fault, but society has abandoned everything once considered pure

>Where to meet girls
You don't really need to go anywhere specific, and there's no one place where all the cute girls gather all the time anyway. Just go outside regularly and find things to do while outside, and you'll come across a cute girl eventually.

Hey dudes, a couple days ago I finally made a fake facebook account and downloaded bumble, tinder, okcupid, and coffee meets bagel in hopes of acquiring gf. I'm in college, I have had no friends for the past 4 years, and I'm on day 7 of nofap.

On bumble I had gotten two matches but the didn't reply. Haven't gotten any since, it's sort of a dead app. On Tinder I've gotten several matches but they never reply back.

Dunno what to do with okcupid and coffee meets bagel. That's more for dating and what I really want is to fuck. I'll be graduating in two months so this is no time to start a long term relationship. What do you guys recommend that I do? I've never gone to a party, should I hunt down one this Friday and sneak in, in hopes of meeting a girl? What do?

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Thanks anons, I was planning on going to an Orthodox church since I heard they are the truest to the faith.

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>I think I saw you in another thread.
you did, i have posted about it recently on Jow Forums, it happened at this time of year so the memories are coming back like they do every year.

Help me understand something fellow robots. What is the obsession with virginity? Literal piss and blood comes out of the vagina. Assuming she cleans herself, who cares if she had sex with other guys before? Sex is always better if they have experience and know what they like.

This is why roasties exist

Piss does not come out of the vagina. It comes out of the urethra. Obviously you're a virgin.

it's not as much physical virginity as it is the psychological aspect of it, if a girl has fucked a ton of guys then that girl is rather promiscuous and isn't wife/girlfriend material

A nonvirgin roastie willingly gave herself away which reduces her value. She lost the ability to par bond a little, which gets unsalvageable after 3 partners. Plus, why is it that a person should marry a women, therefore becoming liable for alimony and other damages, when she willingly gave herself away to assholes?

Now if you're talking about just fucking a girl, who cares how many she's been with. But settling down with one? Forget it.

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I personally don't care, but I think it's something special when you're each others first partner and you both love each other and want to spend the rest of your life with each other. I want to have that feeling. why cant i have that feeling

I was not helped by this thread at all

Virtues come with habituation, not by nature - Aristotle

> where to meet girls
I think meeting at a place like uni where you share some overlap in lifestyle and interests is a great place to start. For those outside college, classes like art,cooking,fitness classes are a great way to find mutual ground.
> opening lines
Different girls will have different tastes, but a great way to start is a friendly introduction

hi, my name is user, whats yours?

Assuming you are in a setting where it isnt creepy to introduce yourself , this will lead to some trust being established.
> reading the signs
This shit is hard as fuck, anons. I dont know the signs, but the best rule of thumb is that unless she explicitly does things that shows she likes you, assume she thinks of you as a friend. If you arent sure, build up the courage to ask. Dont waste your time going after a girl who will never see you that way.
>keep her coming back for more
Be interesting. This is such a meme response, but if the roles were reversed, would you want a boring gf? Hell no. If you like video games, make sure you are able to strike a conversation about it that doesnt make you look autistic. Also please find interests outside of vidya, otherwise you are no better than thousands of beta orbiters around her.
Take her to different food places, or places to have fun that few people know about. Do some goddamn research. This shit isnt supposed to be easy.
> hygiene
Fucking shower at least once every two days. How fucking hard is this. Brush your goddamn teeth.
>fashion
Go to stores and look at the models. They usually have an outfit that looks well out together. Dont be afraid to ask the people who work there what they think looks good. most of the time they are willing to help.

It increases your chances for sure, there are some who just pray for forgiveness and are very promiscuous, but I've meant several couples who remained virgins until marriage. I'm personally CoC but I believe Orthodox is our very close cousin, both are a good bet.

Hopefully I don't come off as challenging, I've heard the whole bonding exerpt often before and wondered where you guys got it. Was there actually a study or something on it?

As a robot who got a gf a few weeks ago I'll share how i did it (i guess i can't be a try robot anymore but whatever fuck you)
>Started putting more effort into my appearance (combing hair (it's very long), making sure face isn't disgusting)
>dress pretty plainly during the winter; black jeans, t-shirt, flannel/long sleeve, and either a hoodie or a coat
>Met her at a weekly uni event where they bring in therapy dogs
>i was totally blind to the signs she liked me because i'm autistic but outside of actually replying my texts, she'd poke me and stuff
>first date was just going to get food and then going back to my apartment to watch lord of the rings (she likes the movies even more than I do, this is not advisable)
and last but not least, the scummy normie things I had to do
>get snapchat, use millennial lingo like "doggo" and "snoot", and just try to keep the Jow Forums shit to a minimum

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As a person who has had relationships with both men and women i can honestly say that all trans are degenerate scum. Every interaction i have had with them are some of the most repulsive conversations i have ever had. They pride them selves on being deviant and force their agenda on the youth. If they were all gassed no value would be lost.

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Broke up with my gf and dumped some girl I was fucking because she was not in love and I did not have the time for a relationship so I'm somewhat experienced.
. Right now I'm short on time, temper and mental health, so I'm going on a adventure over tinder with whatever girl I get to match with.
The objective is to get some puss puss and get how to act normal with girls in a near future, nothing long
term for now.
I will report back to this threads with intel and useful insight that hopefully will be gathered via the before mentioned dates over tinder so it can be of help to you.
I'll aim for anonesque girls and try to avoid Stacy at all costs
Any request will be taken seriously, so don't be afraid.
You will recognize me by a sequence of numbers in the posts.
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I'm already out of college
Wut now?

Youre actual brain dead if you think that point is the entire purpose of the question. Thank you for the anatomical knowledge, but that doesnt change the fact that you touch your face with the hand you jack off with. The idea is that the history of a sex organ doesnt fucking matter when shes std free, youre plowing her and she doesnt cheat on you.

She's spent time with another man though
And I'm always gonna have to compete with him
She won't have to compete with anyone

I think thats a great idea, everybody needs and angle/identity. its marketing 101

This.
Last thing i want is to proven wrong that I can have a relationship so badly to the point of killing myself and leaving a mark in my family

irrelevant post user, this bread is about getting a gf. have a nice day

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The only girl who had talked to me in the last 3 years mentioned my Marvel shirt
But then she also talked about Chris Evans's butt so I was more annoyed than impressed

I think the big thing is that you get out at least once a week. I dunno what else there is to do in the real world though besides just like going to a bar or something.

Do you think a guy who willing gives his virginity away also loses value?

I don't have a car and even if I did drinking is degenerate

Im 5ft5 and have accepted my fate

you dont have to drink at a bar, but alright there are still other options. Why not pick up something like running or biking? Thats outside activity you can do in a social setting

I struggle to do even that

I just want a girl who is as anti-social as I am
How do I find one of them?

Anti social girls are either mean or they're lying about being anti social

Well you're anti-social, so if you caved and had to go to a social event where would you go? Lan party? D&D Campaign at the local games store? Start with places you'd go as an anti social person, and then gain data from there

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Try 5ft4 pussi boy. We still kickin. I also sex once

That's honestly really cool. Wish I had a friend like that who could always keep things interesting.

>no friends for four years and on day 7 of nofap
Whew user where does the line start?

>hygiene
Dont forget to brush your teeth everyday and drink water. Dehydrated mouth + no teeth brushing = trash breath

Wat now guise?

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bump for gf gang

Also wash your ass

Id say college campus clubs. Not the mainstream ones but the more lowkey ones. You might find a sweetheart.

Are you Jow Forums and /fa/? Those two things can bump you up the scale

A tip for blackbots.

Buy tinder plus for a month
Switch to sweden for one night
Switch back to your location
You will now start matching with locals in your city much more frequently

It's not about actual virginity, it's about still being innocent and not incredibly jaded when it comes to relationships and men, about not being hounted by the ghosts of exes and the baggage of the past, about being on equal footing in terms of experience and not being ashamed to open up, grow, and explore together.

Netflix and chill brosky

Reminder to Bump Robot-related threads to wash out the garbage and thrash out of this board even if you dont have anything meaningful to add

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Answer the question mongol, leave the answer open ended or commentate on something
>You live downtown?
[Insert girly thing response]
Dont just steal my response because its trash
Thanks for the tinder tech

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Thanks solid snake

>>Where to meet girls
I had it in my head to try places where you'd meet up to do fun stuff and eventually finding a girl who's interested in the same fun stuff but most things we're interested in would be male dominated and a lot of the dudes would be pretty thirsty and looking for women as well.

Can't chime in the rest but I think the core problem I have is motivation, once that is fix I can actually use all of the advice or just strike up conversations without having to worry about not having your life together.

>normal looking
That girl is very beautiful, she could easily be Stacy with more makeup.

All I see is a blank image.