How should I live out my life for the next 10 years as an 18 year old fembot hs student that's about to graduate in...

How should I live out my life for the next 10 years as an 18 year old fembot hs student that's about to graduate in June? I have a few choices:
1. Live with my parents
2. Work a part time minimum wage job while living with my parents
3. Get neetbux for my undiagnosed mental illnesses while living with my parents
4. Find someone who's willing to support me and help me not leech off my parents
5. Livestream my suicide because all 4 of these options are not attainable and just burdensome to the people I'm
depending on.
Note: college is not an option for me and neither is being a full time wage slave. I'm dumb and socially disbaled to do either of these things on a long term scale.
Any advise or guidance would be greatly appreciated, thanks

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Female can't be robot.

Tits or GTFO

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how is 4 not leeching? suicide is retarded, youre gonna die eventually anyways
do number 2

Either 2 or 3, if you go for 5 I hope only the worst for you, make sure you save as much as you can in the coming years, it'll make your transition to self-reliance a lot easier.

I'm not sure what you are talking about but your Apu suggests that the answer is: become a cute girl.

Are you hot?
Get married to a dude 20+ as soon as possible and have kids.

Advice from a bitter old maid nearing 25 and alone fembot, DON'T GET FAT.

All the weirdo autistic girls I knew who ended up getting pregnant a little after high school are all still fucking happy.

I'll be your number 4, let's talk

Please first list your
>age
>location
>occupation
Thank you.

25
northeast us
software developer

ahh, too far. I'm in the west coast. Better luck next time, I guess

Marry a 30 something man and divorce him when he is no longer hot

Don't livestream your suicide. You're a girl, so you'll probably fuck it up, then you'll have to live as "the girl who fucked up her own suicide on livestream."

i'll buy you a plane ticket if it's right

Betas like you should die a terrible death.

you may be right, but i think i'm gonna reproduce instead.

You won't, if you haven't noticed by now every last one of the girls that reach out to guys like you on Jow Forums hate the idea of children, and the ones that don't wouldn't settle for someone that pathetic.

>beta wanting to reproduce with a retarded scrounging aspie

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yeah but i've done pretty well for myself and i'm a much better than average provider.

i'm willing and able to carry the whole family.

Doesn't matter how well you do for yourself, no one will see you as anything more than a loser to leech off of. You're not going to reproduce, user.

no no you don't have to do that. I think it'd be best for the both of us to find someone who's in close proximity to us. I really do appreciate the offer though

Why did you remake this thread? Please tell me you won't be doing this for the next 10 years:

best of luck to you femanon~

we'll see about that. Well I will at least.

>im such a fit healthy male im willing to fly an mentally handicapped 18 yo from 4chin to my home with the intent to breed

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obviously the best option is to move in with a creepy 30 year old neet like me and be my gf

not saying i'm not autistic and mentally ill my dude, all i have going for me is intense existential determination, and enough IQ to do a job that allows me to afford a house.

There's nothing to see, everything is already known. The moment you try to find a real girl, a normal girl, without the context of wholly supporting her will be the moment your existence stops being an inside joke among women, that will be the moment your chances of ever having children becomes a possibility.

you know all you have to do to have kids is cum in a vagina right? a girl ovulates whether or not she respects you.

Where are you from user?

inb4 my comment gets marked as unorginal

i like in creepy new england in a creepy house in a creepy room

>tfw no edgar allan poe bf

quote the creep "no gf"

I'm telling you that no girl you find while will let that happen, you reek of pathetic loser, and the girls you're going after vehemently hate children. Are you really this naive?

i'm like 6 for 8 this year with talking to grils who want kids from this board. I don't doubt that most grils here don't want them, but lots do, and those are the ones you talk to.

If you're talking to these women and you're such a catch, why haven't any of them moved in yet and become your wife?

>I have nothing going on for me and won't leave the proximity of my spawn point

>tfw no dumb spawn camping gf

I don't think my parents would let me in the first place, plus, the thought of flying over multiple states to meet someone from Jow Forums on the other side of the country, far from my own home, sounds a bit terrifying desu.

lots of reasons. some girls have anxiety issues and only are up to talking like once a week and some aren't on to talk when i'm on. A lot of the time i spend a little time offline and I kind of lose touch, and most of the time I just don't really feel the connection. Sealing the deal online is hard. It's much easier on a dating website where you're choosing from a bunch of girls in a 50 mile radius.


Also, my strat is to talk very optimistically to begin rather than being realistically skeptical. Most girls are already like "it's such a long shot, no point in trying" and if I adopt the same attitude then there's really no point in pursuing the goal. If it doesn't work out, there's always another column in the spreadsheet.

If college isn't an option, then getting a minimum wage job and then marrying someone cute is probably your best bet.

become my internet business partner

how exactly do your parents stop you though? You can literally get an uber to the airport and you're of legal age.

It ain't gonna happen, bud.
You need to realize that the way you're going about it won't end in any sort of result other than the one you're already experiencing.

worry about yourself, friend. I have no trouble getting gfs

They pay my phone bills and they're the ones who are in hold of my passport.

>I have no trouble getting gfs
>scraping the bottom of the barrel on Jow Forums
HAHAHAHA What a joke.

you don't need a passport to fly within the country, and it's okay to ask the person who will be supporting you to pay your phone bills.

>tfw no bottom of the barrel gf

You're a girl. Literally make a twitch channel for easy money.
Become a camgirl for even more money.
Become a hooker for maximum dosh (talking thousands a week).

You seem like someone I know.
Out of curiosity, Silicon Valley?

>"I'm a high school senior with mental illness"
>you sound like someone i know
she sounds like literally a million people

Go full 1488

>graduating soon
>probably mentally ill
>social outcast
>Jow Forums
This shit matches up perfectly with someone I know, and since "she" said West Coast I'm taking a shot in the dark.
Most of everything on Jow Forums is a lie anyways desu

no, but I do live in California indeed

you know 3/4 of those are tightly correlated right?

That's still a lot of senior year Californian highschool students. Pretty sure every school has a few of these weird girls.

>>probably mentally ill
>>social outcast
chan

This matches literally everyone on Jow Forums you mong.

Graduating soon matches everyone too since you're all a bunch of young faggots ruining my board.

didnt you make this exact thread a few days ago?

What's wrong with being fat? I take it you don't like fat fetishists? A shame, but then again, you're probably not a virgin given your age, so I wouldn't waste my time on you.

We had this thread yesterday, kys.