Tfw fembot

>tfw fembot
>tfw work at a coffee shop
>tfw get hit on at least 5 times per day
>tfw straight up asked out a few times a week

this is hell

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You can bait better than that OP original

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you're not a fucking fembot then.

>no man has ever spoken to me unless forced to
>go to places where people I have similar interests with go
>go alone
>try to talk to people but I'm the only person alone
>just alone
>a man will never speak to unless forced to
why can't I just die

boy if i was your bf, other guys would say "hey be my bf" and you could say "sorry i have a bf"

that's why you should be my bf

where do you live? post discord pl0x

>be me
>25 years old
>go on first date ever
>feel like it's going good
>date ends
>talk about going on another
>try to set up second date
>guy keeps flaking
>suddenly no response at all

Oh well, I didn't think he was my soulmate or anything, but I wish he would have told me what went wrong so I wouldn't screw it up with another guy.

if you're nearby i'll take you on a date

> tfw zero male interaction
> kissless, hand holdless, virgin
> socially retarded
> no frens
> no bf
> nobody to say goodnight to
> life is a revolving door of loneliness

poor girl, i hope a beta on Jow Forums talks to you and you realize that you're each other's best shot at escaping loneliness.

are you fat or have a mustache?

no but my eyes are really far apart. You wouldn't like it

this shit right here is the real problem.
reminder that as long as you let women post here you're basically letting anyone post here, including traps and fags
the women are always the first ones to shit up the community, then come the sjw gay/trap garbage

t-that's rude
fat

kek id settle for a soyboy at this point
no, im fairly normal appearance wise

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how fat though?

One of you fembots better be my gf right now

You just described me user, I feel your pain.

> (OP)
>that's why you should be my bf
Not OP, but.... wut.

fuck you
I hate trannies
I want to post about being depressed and lonely without fucking degenerates too...

But you won't settle for me hmmmm

Are you azn?

Orginally deeu

i wasnt offering, just trying to get to the root of the reason guys dont bother with you

theres the problem

maybe you come off as boring

ayy girl you should settle for me. Even though I'm begging every female on Jow Forums to be my gf at 1 am to keep the meme strong, I'm still good boyfriend material.

this is me except not a virgin because raped as a kid
still hand holdless and kissless though

Why are men so thirsty in this day and age? Can't they see most women are incredibly picky and only would want to be talked to unless they show clear interest?

Not to mention some aim out of their league with women one-two levels above them instead one-two levels below.

Where are you at?

I'm on the chubby side, but I'm not obese. Though I'm very average looking.

the original new england

fucking talk to me then user

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maybe you should learn a set of skills if you want people to respect you, dumb bitch. you are lucky that you can smile and sell your body. men can't even do that. kill yourself.

>theres the problem
I know...
How do I stop eating when it's one of the few things that fill my life with warmth and happiness though?

I do, but you ignore me

not him but [email protected]

I'll fucking talk the shit out of you

Fembots reply to this post for a chance of obtaining a free bf. Limited time offer so act fast.

what type of stuff do you eat? if you eat the right things at the same time you will be able to lose weight

No one ever hit on me or asked me out.
The one time I did ask someone out myself, they said no. If what you just described is hell, then what is my situation? Double Hell?

So, to get to the point, where do you live? Not that there's a chance anyone here lives remotely near me, of course.

Shame, you're on the opposite coast of me.

i know this feel
>go for a stroll
>hit on every quarter of an hour or so
>get interrupted by guys who look like they'll ask for directions
>"do you have a bf"
let me be autistic you dumb fucks, i just want to take a walk and not be forced to interact and lie reeee

No but, it's way past my bedtime right now. Only California is up

i am here user, tell me the deets
ill send email you back when i have the guts to type a response lol
Texas yeehaw

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Email me when you like, I'm going to bed kinda soon anyway, so if there's something in my inbox when I get up I'll be super happy.

Any fembots around NYC wanna know each other exist but never talk?

Where are you in the west coast? Ill take you on a date

ON not in. Sorry

Fuck off roastie cunt
origi

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WA state, pretty close to oly

That's kinda far from where I live, but I'll actually be going to Seattle this summer. Wanna go on a date then?

What part of WA? I'm in the north sound area.

I actually used to live there. Born there too. Now I live further east by a few states. There's nothing and no one here.
What part of Texas are you from? I'm at least interested in seeing how far I missed you by.

>tfw there's never any fembots in Arizona
I would to pamper and adore one here or really anywhere. We could move in together and live a great life

Houston city

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Holy shit, I lived just outside of Houston. Small world, I guess.

Well shit, hope your night is comfy user.

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Houston city gf when

Right back at ya. Hope you find someone. If where I lived was anything to go off of, I wish you the best of luck and hope those assholes don't fuck you up to badly like they did to me.

same here. left Htown about a decade ago because of many reasons. still follow their sportsball teams