I think I'm the only robot in the entire city of New York

this place is like ultra normie central and there's no one relatable

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i feel that way too and i live here. there can only be one

Move upstate. It's cheaper and you can chill with me

im near the city take me in and we can be the only two robots in nyc

>robots
>living in NEW FUCKING YORK
I have just seen what a true, personalized hell really looks like. You can't even cross a street when it's your turn without a fucking nigger or wop trying to start a screaming match. All because it wasn't your turn even though the fucking light was red and the walk signal said to move your ass.
I feel you OP. The overpriced everything must suck cock too. You think you got any way to move?

not op (im the post above you) but theres no way in hell to move unless you move to a entirely different state because everything here is batshit pricey, at least out here on the island where i live down to manhattan

pls stop, IM the only robot

im wary of you upstate fags

>implying i have room
>youre not even in nyc

not until i save up enough cash. i think alaska will be where i go

where in nyc? i live in the absolute poophole that is queens

I'm not upstate NY, I'm just over the border in Western MA, where the weed is legal and the real estate is cheap af

if you live near jackson heights you might have seen my homeless ass last summer

queens too lol

im bretty close to there, i never see homeless people around there though

as far as i know it was just me and this dude who asked me to insult him and spit on him for 100 dollars cuz i look like a cute grill for homeless fucks, but i only wandered under the train route really

man there's too many homeless people here for anyone to be recognizable. why wouldn't you go to a shelter in the summer? how did you survive

w-where in queens. maybe i'm your neighbor

Robots usually don't drive attention to themselves, so finding one ain't easy.
They're usually pretty secluded, but good luck, and such.

it was warm at night, i stole shittons of food, and people feed "kids," they saw my baby blue blanket and thought i was 12. cops were called 20+ times

i'd like to think i've probably passed someone i was talking to anonymously here at one point. it is a romantic thought

astoria kid

why were you homeless? do you have a place now? i never witnessed anything like that, sounds terrible. i hate the police here

got kicked out, have a place now but will probably get kicked out again at the start of summer and wander back out to queens. the police are kinda nice if they think youre a kid but one time they brought some cps-like group with them and they wouldnt fuck off

>Alaska
Too close to my homeland, Cuckada. Woodticks that carry lyme disease are over there, I did a quick google and found shit like "exotic ticks establishing in alaska xddddd."
Your best bet is anywhere that's not basically Canada geographically, woodticks are a fucking plague.
>small
>cling to clothes
>if they bite you ONCE it's fucking game over
>apparently the medication for lyme disease cucks you out of being able to drink any alcohol for TWO FUCKING YEARS
Good luck on your future endeavors, OP, but I suggest you search for the promised land elsewhere.
t. A guy that knows people who have been fucked by those demons, and somehow has dodged it himself for 21 years.

i've never been there or i don't remember going but i never hear anything special about astoria.

way to ruin my dreams, ill just stay in the state then

where are you at? inb4 jewish hills

i moved to jamaica not long ago because rent is cheap and things are really ...different. nicest place i've lived in queens is bayside where i spent most of my childhood.

Sorry to crush your dreams, user. I just want what's best for you, and ticks aren't it.
Good luck finding a new home.

where would you guys recommend moving to from ny? i can't afford anything and the air is poisonous here. before i dropped out almost everyday the subway gets delayed because someone jumps on the tracks and it's all too depressing

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