ITT: bizarre things you do/ think that make no sense
>think somebody I know is always in thread I'm posting in
>paranoid about giving away to many clues to my identity
ITT: bizarre things you do/ think that make no sense
>think somebody I know is always in thread I'm posting in
>paranoid about giving away to many clues to my identity
Im always terrified this one faggot I usef to know is on every thread I post in about myself and that he will laugh about me, despite the fact he doesnt even visit this site and only sees shit from here put on reddit and regurgitated to instagram
But that makes sense and isn't bizarre. I know that people I know browse this site. I falsify my information by misleading the country I'm from. e.g. I'll say colour instead of color, so in that case if somebody does see a story I made, they won't think about me.
There's nothing paranoid about that famalam, I wrote a greentext one time about a thing that happened at school and one of my friends showed it to me a week later to 'av a giggle about how similar it was to our school.
I'm onto you andrew.
Take your shitpost and shove it up your ass mate
Am I, or am I not, from the USA?
>>paranoid about giving away to many clues to my identity
That's a GOOD thing. Better to be too careful, then to be not careful enough and doxx yourself
Paranoia thread?
>put little objects against doors so that I can hear if someone if opening them a second before they do
>mum says something weird before serving the family some cake she made and think she may have poisoned it
>friend wants to hang out and do stuff with me and immediately think it's beaus he's fallen in love with me
>someone on the bus is wearing gloves so immediately think they have a poison gas device in their bag, take really little breaths for the rest of the trip
Honestly how fucked up am I?
>imagine doing extremely fucked up things infront of people I love
>imagine their expressions and their opinion of me drastically
>tfw at any moment I could do something that would ruin my entire life
>it's all in my hands
yeah I had to change the year and some details when I posted about killing one of my classmates a while ago
>how fucked up am i
I would say a lot famalam
Also i didnt get the thing with the door, how does it work? Asking for a paranoid friend
My bpd gf never actually liked me but shes just with me for the sex
not like it matters tho
Dude i thought i was the only one
>be me
>having dinner with family
>think about what would happen if i suddenly took out my cock and start raping the spaghetti
I'd get something like a pen or something and lean it up against a door like this /[ from the floor, so if anyone is slightly opening doors inside my house to peek at me it will fall over and I will be alerted to their presence.
>know someone who.may or may not still browse this board
>lurk every thread i think they may be posting in
i found you once before and i'll find you again you fucker
fuck I'm a retard as well as a loon meant for
give us an original hint as to who they are in case it's me
I don't know anyone irl anymore so I don't care about this.
>constantly worry about someone being able to read my thoughts
>often change reaction image filenames so as to avoid being tied to posts
>wake up as early as possible to avoid normalfags
>stress so much about messaging people that I won't speak to them unless they initiate the conversation
>don't masturbate on weekdays because i think it gives me bad luck
p sure my bf thinks i'm retarded
They're a loser who has no friends and likes video games and anime
What happened to ya, son?
ne da jos tal me I mite bhe in trouble whide pohleess