I want a bf so much holy shit. I cried myself to sleep again last night, not like it was something unusual...

Then stop pretending you are one.

you'll never look good you ugly cunt and you'll never be a girl you'll have better look in the next life go kys

That's fine, really. Boys are cuter anyway.

>was positive I'd die alone
>gave up on life
>one day 10/10 awesome bf falls into my lap

I never thought it would happen. Sometimes shit just works out. Plus you're only 23, still young despite whatever you may think. Keep your head up jalternon.

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I'm not pretending, rather I put another meaning in this word. Sorry, my bad.
How did it happen?

You already know you feel bad because of your anxiety. I'm sure you'd love to be charismatic, to have people that care about you. But your anxiety holds you back. You think you would just fail at every social interaction, that's why you avoid them all together. But that won't make it better. If you always stay in your room, wishing you had some human interaction without even trying to get some, you will always stay unhappy. You can't let your fear of failing under certain circumstances rule your whole life. You have to get out.
It sounds hard, and it'll probably be very difficult at the beginning. But just staying at home in you misery won't change anything. When you get out, there is a good chance you'll be happy at some point. Even small steps are better than nothing. If you only manage a minute of smalltalk with someone you work with it's a major improvement.
You have to keep at it. And after some time you will see it gets easier and easier. Conversations will go longer, make more fun. You will start to make friends. And maybe, over that route find a BF.

>tranny
Found the problem OP

jannu post steam so we can play games together!

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damn, you picked a rather tumultuous time to make a jannu thread, jannu

you will never look like a woman, kys

>How did it happen?
It was pure luck. I met him here on r9k 9 months ago.

I don't even have that much mp games I play. I mostly stick to sp so I don't have to interact with real people.

>looks like a hon freak
>"not disfigured"

maybe you could start? do you like shooters? fighting games?

I don't look like one of those speedrunners you like to post. I look like an estrogenized boy, so I look more or less normal and I'm not retarded enough to present myself female in public if I don't pass (people do think I'm a girl sometimes though).
I spent A LOT of time on FPS, but now it's pretty hard for me to play them. Depends on the game, I would never touch shit like CS:GO.
As for fighting games, I played some of them casually, but I can't say I'm good enough to even beat someone who smashes button randomly.

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i want jannu gf but you probably want a chad with a lot of money ;_;

Go to a psychologist.
mine really helped ne with my social anxiety

Nooo! You gotta watch WW3 happen in slow motion damn it!

kys silly fagoot. ITs not that hard, and you're a waste of human life, probably gonna be the next mass murderer I read about.

Be the first trans mass shooter, write a note saying patriarchy made you do it. Let us have fun telling feminist they're even more mentally ill.

what exactly do you do at a psychologist? Always seems like all they do is ask questions to make you expolre your feelings/fears more. I'm already pretty good at that so I'm not sure I'd need one (eventhough I still have problems).

Not OP btw.

>pseudo motivational bullshit

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>tfw no weeb bf to cuddle with

what shooters? I only play ow and siege and I am terrible at siege since I am impatient...and for fighting games I play anything friend asks.

Oh, come on, my requirements are not that ridiculous.
Just be white, sane and male.
I really want to, but at the same time I keep postponing it because of the said anxiety. I don't even know how would I explain everything to them.
>ow and siege
Would never touch it.

You know it completely.

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It ain't that bad. He's saying OP needs to get out more which is honestly true.
Shit writing though.

I know that doing nothing will accomplish nothing (duh), but at the same time no matter how much "small steps" I take (e.g. I tried talking to people in my uni before I dropped out), I always seem to freak out at some point and just go back to my previous state. I know I have to try more, but... yeah, it's hard.

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thats too bad then, guess there is no point. have a good life.

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Time for Jannu bingo!
>Nice anime picture to bring in the weeb lurkers looking for more
>Jannu turns down an user for having an unapproved fetish
>Jannu flirts with an user for multiple posts but neither make a move for contact info
>That one orbiter arrives to say they love Jannu
>''This is noise/lies''
>That one orbiter arrives and 'bullies' Jannu
>Argument about how mentally ill trannies are
>Jannu uses exclamation marks!!
>A tranny or cumdumpster want Jannu
>''Rude''
>''Nearly half of trannies commit suicide''
>Jannu gets depressed with the lack of boyfriend material and stops replying to her own thread

>Would never touch it.
I feel the bingo needs something to showcase this exchange, it's happened a few times. This man is clearly trying his hardest to get himself a Jannu gf while Jan gives him sweet fuck all to work with. Hilariously she puts much more effort into the reply accusing her of wanting Chad cock.
Hard to sum it up in a line.

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It's okay qtpie, we're gonna burn in WW3 soon anyway.

I'm a biological cis woman who's 29 and I cry myself to sleep cos I want a bf desperately too.

for some reason I fucking love that you used that pic for your post

Why not just do Community service crap with the side of public events to get used to talking to people. What's gonna happen? People don't like you. Remember Dan Pena's 10 points of success.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYk18h1o5T0

Jannu pls post discord, I want to have a nice chat

It's fortunate for Jannu that she's as cute as a doll, but at the same time unfortunate that she has the personality and interests of one too.

She needs a better marketing team. Or hobbies.

Go back to faggot
Oregano

CanisMajoris#2379
>It's fortunate for Jannu that she's as cute as a doll
[citation needed]

Marketing team? Da hell is that. There's only you with brainpower in good investment and salesmanship. If you don't have all two of those than your fucked.

>CanisMajoris
Why did you take that as discord name

Jesus Christ /lgbt/ really did invade Jow Forums

I felt like it. What gives?
It's a temporary one
I didn't "invade" shit, I was an Jow Forums regular for years, way before I even started visiting /lgbt/.

australian? xd

Can I contactfag you? am white

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>[citation needed]
I am the citation. I have looked upon the face that launched a thousand orbiters, gazed into its cold, lacertilian eyes, admired its tiny chin and cute, little pout.

Jannu needs a marketing team, it's apparent that she's simply incapable of finding a boyfriend on her own.

I dont believe thats Jannus discord, stop toying with my heart

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Enjoy away friend.
Jannu is easily the most boring namefag I've seen over the years. I can't recall her ever discussing a hobby/passion in these threads, it's amazing. Most of them have anime and video games to fall back on but his interest in them seem shallow.

You don't have to. I'm not that special for someone to pretend to be me.
I'm gonna change a name back within a few minutes anyway.
>australian? xd
No.
Do you really want an ugly tranny?
Oh, that's you. Not the most flattering description. Ew.

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Why do you have to use the most lewd pictures? Ew.
>him
Rude.
I've finished a vn yesterday, I can talk about it, but eh, I'm not sure that's a worthy discussion.
As for vidya, I have nearly 10k hours on my steam account alone (with no game taking over 10% of that time).

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Your boyfriend is waiting for you in heaven user. End your life swiftly so you may see them.

Trust me, I would love to, but I have extreme fear of death.

>10k hours on my steam account
dotard tranny hell yeah

Please be my gf i'll do anything for your love

>Oh, that's you. Not the most flattering description. Ew.
You're mean, Jannu.

All the years of loneliness have made you cold. Or maybe it's because lizards are cold-blooded animals.

I never even opened dota 2. In fact, I'm proud of it.
Okay? But I think we should talk first at the very least, see how it goes. You're free to add me. I'm still waiting.

I fucking wish Jannu played dota I would switch mobas and play with her

You have a fucking pornhub channel, don't you?

Same, I'm one year younger than Jannu and I am a biological female, yet I still don't have a bf. It's not that easy Jannu, you have to put some effort into getting a bf.

>In fact, I'm proud of it.
Why? It used to be engaging game and playing it for some time isn't that bad.
And aren't people supposed to feel pride when they actually achieve something meaningful, not avoiding certain activities?

Alters are fanservice trash the whole point is porn.
>I can talk about it, but eh, I'm not sure that's a worthy discussion.
Discussing your interests and activities is 10X better than crying about tfwnobf all thread. If you talked about your interest(s?) here with your handful of potential boyfriends for that day your private conversations would go smoother. Right now you're just a tranny with a cute anime avatar people add because they're lonely, horny or both. If someone added you to talk about a shared hobby you might actually warm up to one of your suitors.

Well, Jow Forums must still be here. After all... I'm here.

Do you think you could perhaps give Jannu a few lessons on how to seduce men?

I think she is way better at this than me, but maybe she should learn to apply her make up, style clothes, maybe ask girls from cry*stal cafe for advice, etc. Please try your best Jannu, I bet there are people who would love you!

It's a complete numbers game. It's all about pulling the trigger and asking people out. If you're not brace enough to do it than you'll just have to rely on complete chance.

Dumb tranny kill yourself. You are a mistake

We can open a no bf club then!
Haha~
Ah, you see, it's just that I'm a bit too depressed lately and my interests are no longer satisfying. For instance, a few years ago I used to read books on history/economic/etc, now I can't even make myself read one chapter. A few years ago I could easily watch dozens of anime, now I can barely make myself finish one in entire month. And so on, you get the idea. I don't feel like talking about my interests, though that probably makes my situation even worse, huh?
Don't put me into such embarrassing situations please.

>I think she is way better at this than me
Well, this part is evidently not true, but still, all good advice. Make up and clothes are essential to passing after all - although it's worth mentioning that men are banned on sight in miner territory, and even trannies are treated with the same level of warmth as a black man in Jim Crow era Alabama.

Jannu needs a nice cis female friend in order to teach her how to trick men into loving her.

No, I think if she would put more effort into her life, she will have a better chance to find a bf. It's not just "numbers game". Maybe start from taking care of yourself physically, showering, maintaining good skincare, exercising. You've mentioned programming in one of your threads, why don't you try to focus on that, Jannu?

The first step you need to take is leaving this board forever.

Hell. You should have visual studio to do programming anymore. She'd have to get a free trial and have the curiousness to teach herself C and some java. studytonight.com

>though that probably makes my situation even worse, huh?
Wew, just reread it all Jannu, you'd make a Godawful gf. A real piece of shit. You need to work on your own issues because everyone already knows getting a qt bf/gf doesn't fix all your problems no matter how much you delude yourself with that easy answer. These trainwreck threads don't have conclusions though, If I had to guess you'll just keep on trooping, adding countless men and getting no progress.
The threads are pretty fun to read though. Have some alter slut.

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>you'd make a Godawful gf. A real piece of shit.
Rude.
>Have some alter slut.
Ew.

>Don't put me into such embarrassing situations please.
Can you be quiet for a moment? We're trying to help you find a boyfriend here.

I swear, never has there been someone in human history who has spoken so much and yet said so little.

>fate shit order
massive red flag
>i want a bf s...
stopped reading right there

>You've mentioned programming in one of your threads, why don't you try to focus on that, Jannu?
I probably should. I should motivate myself somehow.
I was planning to learn python :c

I want to bully Jannu with my BBC til she cries!

>We're trying to help you find a boyfriend here.
No, *you* are just trying to bully me.

Python is fine too I guess.

>Jannu still hasnt added you

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I waited for a long time and you didn't even send a request.

Only a little bit.

Fine, I'll leave you in peace.

Jannu pidaras

Im sorry please dont hate me I love you so much i'm just scared..

R u grill or also tranny

I think you're just mocking me at this point.

Kill yourself, faggot op. Begone with your lgbt garbage

Remember this next time you say "I don't have orbiters"

There's a board for this, you aren't welcome here you faggot.

I'm sorry for upsetting you last night. Please forgive me.

Fucking orbiters baka

No, I really do love you. I always have, i've always lurked your threads seeing the god awful things you go through, how you do your best despite these unfortunate pressures and how lonely it really feels to be in this world. I took a chance and pussied out when I realized how I could fuck this up, I do not deserve a wonderful person like yourself. Never.

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