Jobcenter

I applied for esa in january, didnt get my 1st payment until february though (did get it backdated though). They already want me to go in for an assessment but i'm going to try and hold it off for a month. I literally am not in a position where I can work right now, and tips at getting through the assessment?

Act like a trembling, fumbling faggot who sucks cock

>New Stacy advisor
>Makes me come in every day of the week for 4 hours a day
>Sanctions me anyway

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They want evidence these days, it's not like in the good old days when you literally just scribbled "applied for job on wilkos website lol/went into greggs kekeke/went into the bank and totally asked asked for a job haha".

Shit is real yo.

is it an assesment at the drs? thats what i had to do but it might be slightly different because i was employeed when i applied so work handled most of the application i just had to go to see the dr every few weeks for a checkup (but i just called my dr and asked for a new sicknote without going for another assesment)

i didnt do anything special for the diagnosis, infact there are things i didnt tell the dr that make my life alot worse than he knew and i still got the depression diagnosis so its not hard. just talk about how life sucks and how you have 0 motivation to do anything

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I also put a fake, overly long reference number.

yeah they changed it from a peice of paper that you write lies on to a website that you write lies on

>just talk about how life sucks and how you have 0 motivation to do anything

Jesus Christ, how pathetic and weak are you? Can't believe the government is that soft

i always just went on jobsearch websites and copied the job name and reference number, from there

Still it's not hard. All you do is apply for jobs way out of your qualification bracket even if you aren't able to lie

I have just accepted the fact that I will a jobless NEET.

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It's the dwp assessment which is run by private firms and separate to doctors. I got the diagnosis with no trouble because when I break it down my life has actually been fucked up, but the assessors are meant to be very strict and is a whole dif ballgame.

i mean i agree that depression isnt really a good reason, but it works which is what matters

it was alot more convinient for me to go to the dr and neet around for abit while still getting money, than to quit and find a new job

ah i see, never had to deal with them good luck though

>start new job in bank
>35k merkels
Even if I am slaving away for 40hrs a week, the people are nice and the job isn't hard.
I am ironically autistic, and a brainlet who /zero/ personality.
How do I change this?

What does your family think?

What is jobcenter? Is this a Brit thing? Is it like a temp agency or what? Why do you need them? Do you get benefits while going there or what?

>applied for 1200 jobs
>couldn't land a single one of them, even with a college degree and some experience
It's all so tiring anons...

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its where you go to collect neetbux and pretend to have been looking for jobs so they dont cut your money off

don't you get free or discounted fare when you're on neetbucks?

Spooky and foreboding. What was your major?

no
of course not
oreganal

Finance. I've went on plenty of interviews, but something always falls through the cracks I guess. I have no connections, so that probably kills all of my chances. I spent too much time studying and not enough socializing. Even if I get out of this rut, I still have to live with knowing that I didn't do things correctly on and that many other anons have fallen into this same issue. Really sucks desu

Having flashbacks of my experiences in the job centre. I remember when I only applied for around like 7 jobs in one week while 4 was the minimum they'd allow me, usually I'd send a load of CVs out but there wasn't much left I didn't already apply to during that one week which didn't ask for dumb qualifications, my advisor sent me to see some arsehole who threatened to withhold the next payment, I told him I wasn't worried about his request going through because I've applied for enough jobs this week but it went through anyway so I didn't recieve the next payment. I also remember my advisor telling me she might get me to go there every fucking working day if I can't find a job soon, there was not a chance in hell I'd do that, that place is fucked. At least they'd refund my bus tickets...

I can't think of anybody saying anything good about the Job Centre desu. People including those who work there just assume everyone on it is a lazy fuck but that's not always the case.