Nickname

I didn't hear those "nicknames" myself but I've been told that thats what I've been called behind my back

>the weird girl
>the annoying one

Shyguy because I wore a red hoodie and was a pretty shy kid. As far as nicknames go it could have been way worse.

Hairy as fuck so Wookie. Still hairy

Leche de perra.

so, are you a daggot?

Ha! I'm called Cat for reasons I'm not even sure of because I don't show outward affection to animals and it isn't close to my name. Even my teachers and eventually my parents took it up too. If someone uses my birth name I know I'm in trouble.

>nujak
kys
sage

> "the L"

remember when people started randomly call me "L" sometime around 2nd grade, but it sounded cool so I didn't mind it then.

>now i remember that also teachers called me "L" in junior high and high school

I think it happened because my last name starts with letter l and in my school were other who had same first name with me

>Albitch
When I sperged out and told them to stop calling me that it became
>Gaylex

The joker due to widemouthed pointy smile, creepy evil laugh, sharp jawline and the fact that they where convinced that i was batshit fucking insane.

>uncle fester
I shave off my eyebrows once in primary, and the name stuck till I left secondary school at 14.

Exponets. My baby teeth didn't fall out so my adult teeth grew on on top of them.

It was a typo, and no I'm not a faggot, maybe bi due to these trap psy ops.
That's funny, "Cats" kinda a cool nickname too, user.

Skeleton vampire ghost

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People used to call me by my last name because it was "cool" and catchier. I used to get called Freddie by Stacy because I looked like Freddie from ICarly. The only time I ever got hugged by a hot girl.

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Cookiemonster, or gravy.

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>trash

ahh such a sweet childhood i had innit?

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"Big Man" Because I was 6'0 at 12 years old

I am not even joking with these:
>The Hog
>Cock Man
>Crog

some stoner dude at my school also refers to me as mad [mynamehere]

>"pottery user"
>"salted fish"
>"dulltard"
The first two were from my friends though, no intention to harm. The third one wasnt

Big D
Nazi
Squirlley

Dragon,due to my last name

NASA, cause of my school smarts
(#humblebragging)

they used to call me "Dad" because I looked super old.

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>mayo
Like majin buu, the kid buu (because he doesnt talk a lot)

>jew
even the teachers got involved, originalle

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>JMol
combo of my first name initial and my first three letters of my last name. It started in 4th grade and stuck until I graduated highschool. I think it comes from Jimmy Rollins' nickname (JRoll) because the Phillies were great when I was in 4th grade and I guess my name sounded similar enough to do it with

My older brother was referred to by our surname and I was called "Mini-Surname" by his friends and it stuck.

Minty becasue I always smelled so minty from the pounds of gum I would chew

I can very much relate to this
>tfw I was Mark the Mint Man

"can't play"

"phones"
could be worse 2bh

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>the assassin
Pretty cool nickname desu.

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no you weren't. Stop trying to steal nicknames

Columbine.

I later dropped out at 16 and resented them all for years to come.

duck off you ducking daggot

Orangutan, Cracker, Thin cock

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"Shadow", "Revenge", "Darkside", "Dark Flame" etc... probably because I intimidate most people that meet me lol...

My dad was doublemint dave.

>Blonde
>Only white kid in school

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>homeless
>jones
>fatdulla
>mjellseph (dont ask)
>negus

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The BoyGirl

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>The specimen

All because I sat down between two cabinets when all the chairs were full during a class on the last few days of school in 8th grade.

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>that chubby quiet kid
Really, watching Naruto didn't do me any favors.
Someone should have told me brooding is only attractive if you already look attractive.

my nickname was kyon
>because i wasnt special

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In highschool people fear to call me by nickname in face. However, I know I was called an **alien** by some individuals.

Next time Ive got nickname in army. It was **tuxedo** because I behave classy.

>carl
>my real name is tom
the pain

>cat
I like dogs wtf.

>The GirIBoy

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>who?
>who's that?

When I was a kid I thought my name was "him"

>barely had friends
>rarely spoke for two years
>no nickname
Yet tons of people who I didn't even know knew who I was. It's odd.

Chester the child molester, because my surname is Chester and I was balding at 15, fat with glasses and acne and looked like a 50 year old child molester

Twas Wendy

The first part of my lastname (Dutch/belgian lastnames are extremely rare in my country, so people like to call me by lastname, but since they can't pronounce it, they just say the first part).
Also, at my senior year, my classmates jokingly called me "the philosopher", because i used to argue a lot with our philosophy teacher.

Que mierda hiciste para que te dijeran asi?
Or were they just some chicanos that called you like that just because?

My friends sometimes call me onion, its a play on my name actually.
Not mine but we used to call some kid cockroach because he was dirty and poor

Private pyle and school shooter. I wanted to kill myself everyday.

Heard you like LARPing?

My nickname was JEW
im not even jew.

That shit was confusing.

night-elf Mohawk

Ah so you were homeschooled it seems, or extremely unaware of your autism.

Yeah he is a fucking idiot. Lies about stupid shit on Jow Forums of all places

>Jihadi Jhon
>captain of the seas
I'm Somali and so as I can say I did not have many friends

Your nickname was nujak? Odd.

>Oreo
My name is Orin so it's natural I suppose.
There's worse things I could've been called.

I really, really like Nujak.

My last name or the english variation of my last name. Was always teased for it (even the teachers) but all in good fun.

My name is too small to have any nickname ffs

>Weak
>Skinny/skeleton
>Nerd
>Faggot

Faggot, fagget, fag, pussy, shame as a man, ugly, big nose, retard, dick nose. Fricking normies... They should thank the Almighty they still are alive.

>Gerber (cause hair used to have a swish that everyone said looked like the gerber baby)

Little Faggot, Dick

Many, in the end all meaning
>the fat one

we didn't have nicknames because i was in a european school also didn't have the whole chad bullying nerds type of deal.

>Bucky because I have bad teeth
>JC because those were my initials

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Everyone said "happy birthday" to me everyday

Daddy,

I'm a sub faggot

It was either my last name, or "Emo" when I was going through my emo phase.

meat man
I have asked around and nobody knows why people called me it or who started it

I liked the nickname

Would call me Pedro (napeolon dynamite) because I was a spic with a shit stache and haircut, even between other spics. Didn't help i never shaved off my stupid mustache.

Some nicknames teacher and homies call me by
>big man
>big nigga
>bear
>cholo
Girls called me
>teddy bear
>bear
>fluffy
>dimples

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from 7-9th
>fat dude with long curly hair was called Schoefli
swiss german for lil sheep
>girl that was so easy to fuck even the biggest autist got their v card taken before 8th grade by her was called Schulmatratze
means school mattress

10-12 grade we had a stoner called "pothead" (that got expelled end of 10th) and a full blown lefty punk alternate girl we just called "die komische" -> "the odd one"

That was it... unless you went full blown retard you wouldn't get a nickname.

Normies have only caught onto using autist as an insult within the past year. Sounds to me like you're underage.

The Beast.

Smokeface because i was ugly and it rhymed with my name

>tfw you got a cool nickname better than your real name
>tfw every new person you meet call you by that nickname

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Bubba

lmao kms

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everyone used to call me pedro tescobar cuz i used to always be stoned or on some shit
btw fuck my nigga pablo eskabar

>no nickname because no interaction with other students

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