We respond to each other as Jordan Peterson

[quoting carl jung]

It's like Peter Pan
You know why Peter Pan was so sad?
He was king of nothing
College undergrads are worth 50$ an hour as low ball estimate
But they just won't clean their rooms

You need to slay the dragon in the underground pinnochio of chaos to rescue your father from your untidy room, cause who are you? Your family is in chaos, your room is in chaos, you need to go to bed early. So.... so *hmmmmmmmmmm* So you can avoid being in hell. And hell is real, if you want to know about it read the gulag arichipelaelealelalgo.

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Oh boy cant wait for the JP x Rick Sanchez fanfic

And they keep telling me I sound like Kermit the frog, it's just crasey. And i've always had T.A's, these are teachers assistants and they are very important in the academic process. And in a neo-marxist perspective I am exploiting my T.A, okay because they don't have a salary, and they are helping me with research; so in this neo-marxist worldview I am exploiting them 'kay? And that's how ridiculous colleges have become.

And I might say something to my T.A, something like... You have incredible mega-tiddies milk juggies, okay.. And this isn't academic language, this is vernacular.. And it's true, she had a big heaping rack of gigantic mega titties. But the problem is where my Dean told me this is inappropriate. And it's just craseey.

And I wanna table that, because what we deem as inappropriate queues very important sub-conscious meanings in us. There's inappropriate like I can't start masturbating in the middle of a dinner out with my family, but then is it then inappropriate that a ladyboy tranny comes into my class? Is it inappropriate for me to point out the gigantic size of my T.A's melons?

What we deem inappropriate is an untested realm, and the marxist neo-communist left want to define what is inappropriate in a post-maoist way that controls our free speech. It's just so crazy!

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actually NOTHING can be more complicated than that, roughly speaking

Ogay, SO, I'm very careful with what I say, because what you SAY is an underlying representation of the subjective horrors in your life that you have defeated, which is the fundamental idea that is holding our collective subconscious together. And don't you forget it! ***points at person in the audience while staring intensely at them***

this isnt halfbad desu

[misquoting neechee]

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the world has become nihilistic & there is now no one to guide the youth *eh*

Okay so you think that's right eh?
Mmm.. actually I don't think so buddy.
*Hand gestures*

this is honestly the most succinct and accurate summary of peterson that i've seen

Because I'm a reasonable person. A very reasonable person. My existence is characterized by suffering, and if I wanted to sick my internet trolls on Channel 4 there would be roots and broken glass. Wouldn't that be fun? Look the fuck out!

Well to hell with that.

Gave quite the kek

Great idea bucko! How about we all go parading around pretending to be what we aren't. I swear the damn bloody neo-marxists made this post, and thats no good.

Yeah popularity has always been the best factor to judge quality.

Go to your room user, no tendies until you have cleaned it

"N-Nietzsche didn't hate Chirstianity, he only hated the f-fundamentalists! I swear!"

This is what it looks like to be ideologically possessed. It's pure narcissism, really.
An open-minded person, upon being confronted with something new, should at least be neutral towards it, "maybe this could teach me something."
But someone with an oversimplified view of reality can take one look at something, not think about it for one second, and immediately decide whether they like it or not.

Rights don't bring meaning to life. Only responsibility does that. Happiness isn't something that can fulfill you. Pick up the heaviest burden you can lift and carry it.

Success leads to more success. Failure leads to more failure.

Always assume the person you are talking to knows something you don't and if you pay close enough attention they'll tell it to you.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM DUMBASS VIRGIN

He's some Canadian queer stupid enough to challenge Comrade Zizek (pbuh).

....and you see you've gotta take this pathology, and its Jungian of course but Jung would never be as blatant as this, so you take this pathology and you look at it from a cultural Marxist perspective, and its just.....its just....its just WRONG! But you take this stuff and you hear people saying it like its nothing and that's what happens when you lose this objectivist paradigm an replace it with this kind of social justice babble because that's just exactly what Hitler did its exactly the same thing apart from language, but the language is important as well because if you look at the cultural narratives involved then all you're left with are these young men who are told not to cross their legs on public transport and that all goes back to what I was saying about about why you need to get a haircut because really this all comes back to what you think about yourself and what you think about yourself is completely, ABSOLUTELY, influenced by what other people think of you, right? So if you think of it like a frog diving into a pool of water the first thing does before it gets into the water is to take a really deep breath, so you've got to do that, but I mean that in a Freudian sense.

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Try to read nietzsche and really try to understand him, really try it! It'll give you an idea of how little you are to this man and that is no joke