Ever fantasize about time travel? Where would you go? What would you like to see? What would you like to DO?
I'd like to to the medieval ages with some tech to make everyone believe I was a powerful wizzard and have legends written about me and stuff.
I'm brown, so no time travel for me. lol
I'd travel 14 billion years into the future when the last light of the stars dissipates and float around in space forever knowing I am totally alone and there will be no other life form ever
I sometimes think that the caveman days would be good. Even some simple shit like counting, writing, planting crops and the water wheel would be super-cutting-edge shit.
But then I'd die before 40, so there's that.
>But then I'd die before 40, so there's that.
But you'd get more pussy than you would in 10 lifetimes so there is that
I'd go back and muffle reiko to brain damage as a baby, so he would be mentally disable.... Oh wait
Yea. but, it would be stanky cave puss
vs. Modern roastie pussy that comes prefilled with Chad's cum?
as far into the future as possible, of course
>going back to the shitfest known as past
>mfw
>Ever fantasize about time travel? Where would you go?
no it's impossible therefore doesn't make sense to spend time on! don't ever consider this!
you know the alpha chad cavemen have been up in those cave pussies right?
Yeah, but ai mean you can become the alpha male just wave a burning stick at the and they will flee
>cut your foot somewhere because you don't have shoes
>get an infection
>die 3 days later
damn that was fun
Go back to New Testament times and save Jesus from dying on the cross.
Everyone'd be mad as fuck
I know how to make gunpowder from scratch, metallurgy, permaculture, and practice stuff I see all the time on that primitive technology youtube channel for kicks. I'll be gucci for a bit.
I want to time travel to the future when gender reassignment is perfected
the future will be utterly fabulous
I want to travel back to the past when gender reassignment wasn't a thing and the world was a better place
can't turn back the wheel of progress, honeybutter
i travel back 10 years ago to re live the old r9k
Why be so angry about something that doesn't even affect you, user? Something on your mind?
>I'm brown
>Literally an entire planet with a diverse population of peoples with multiple historical periods
The state of Amerifat education
fuck off reiko
Fuck time travel. People want to do that because they want to escape this shitty reality, but you'll just end up escaping to a different version of this shit realm.
The only true escape is parallel universes where fun, fantastical shit could actually happen.
>tfw really wanted to do this as a kid
>started thinking of some concepts and slapping together a story
>Rick and Faggy gets released
>basically how to do my idea completely wrong and make it into a pseudo-intellectual nihilism fest
>trash all of my work because if I do it now, even though they're functionally entirely different stories, I will be labelled a ripoff
>mfw
Sorry to burst you guys' bubbles, but here's what a specialists said it would be like to go back in time:
>don't know anyone's language (even english was completely different a few hundred years back)
>your tech shit doesn't help people plow a field or murder each other, therefore, useless
>who gives a shit about your magic mirror (phone) or your dragon with wheels (car) or your octopus sting (pen)
>thou art heretic if anywhere within medieval times. That means either exile or getting executed by angry inquisitors or priests
>no toilet paper. No food aside from shitty grub. No internet and no electricity
>some of the common diseases back then would probably kill you when you were exiled to the local monastery for being a heretic, due to our shit immune system
>you would die in a few weeks and no one would care to write the story about the funny court jester down
Now, if you could go back in time with an assault rifle and blueprints for some things (corkscrew pump for example, or some middle ages' inventions to help with farming and manufacturing, or with accounts on metallurgy, medicine, masonry or chemistry) then you would probably be seen as useful enough to be kept alive, for a while. Historical knowledge would also be a plus to double as a psychic, future-seeing wiseman
I want to travel far enough back in time to experience the world with minimal pollution. I wonder how clean the air would feel.
>he doesn't know cavepeople were notoriously non-monogamous
100% chance you're fucking pussy that already has cavechad cum from 10 minutes ago
Absolutely and utterly THIS
I'll go to moments before the time travel is possible and fuck it up so I'm the only one who can charge $$$ to fix peolple fuck ups
I'd go back to when moot made Jow Forums and show the oldfags all the new memes that were made
>not going back to 2003 to get 'It's the apocalypse!' screenshot just to prove you're an oldfag in a 'Prove you're an oldfag' thread in 2018
Would be kinda neat to be able to visit prehistoric stuff and find out wtf really happened, how it really was. Disregarding of course stuff like dangerous wildlife/pathogens/people and shit as well as contamination and fucking everything up gigantically of course. For example visiting early earth seeing how it was, witnessing early lifeforms, the first plants, the first animals, dinosaurs, early humans and our ancestors, early civilizations who never recorded their history or anything. Stuff like this. The periods we already know a lot about are boring desu.