ITT: we're roasties

Thanks for playing the blame game, goy. I'm her younger brother though, and I don't exist to solely give a fuck about policing some walking womb's shitty personality. Whether she's my blood or not.

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don't take it personally, looks like some feminine traits have rubbed off on you I see.

it's everyone's responsibility to tell people around them when they're being dicks

People are only responsible for themselves and the things they make. Keep writing up your own high horse fantasy though.

>oh my god George from accounting just tried to get my number I'm so ashamed

thats the exact mindset that worsens families and societies and ultimately yourself

Ugh like why do we even have men?
girls *clap emoji* can *clap emoji* do *clap emoji* everything *clap emoji* better.

>People taking responsibility for themselves hurts society

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>atoms
>sex
>you favorite scents
horrible, should not be conversed in any real length.
>death
>the meaning of life
>the lies you've been told
>your flaws
>your insecurity
>your fears
genuinely good topic for a deep conversation with someone you're close to.
>aliens
>magic
>intellect
>far away galaxies
>your night
this is not deep this is something you talk with your buds when you're tired/goofing around.

People ONLY taking responsibility for themselves hurts. You're the same type of person to just film some guy getting fucked up and not do a single thing. The same type that would never seek truth and to expose corruptions or flaws but to just only focus on surviving and rationalize stealing from others.

Intellectual absurdity.

Ok, so what've you done to actively butt in and police other people, officer?

This dude won the argument.
This one's a fag

I'm only writing out a response because Jow Forums won't let me post otherwise
This image should undemine your either bait or total ignorance fairly well

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>point of the thread is to pretend to be a roastie
>guy replies like he's a roastie
>some retard still gets offended by it
Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>I don't wanna know "what's up"
Well what am I supposed to do bitch, text you at fucking 2:57 Am asking, hey, I know this sounds weird, but have you ever thought of how atoms relate to sex?
Jesus

Hehe I've ONLY slept with 100 guys in my college days but don't judge on that, i've moved on and ready to be a good wife and mother :))

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I'm pretty sure it is tho, I mean it's an old buddhist saying "life is so ironic", so they should know, rite?

ITT: I only read pic related and not the thread title
I think I'm gonna go die now, thank you user

>Haha, I slept with some guy in his car in the church parking lot today
>(15 minutes later) Ew, I'm not a hoe! What a fucking asshole, fuck you!
Actually happened to me in highschool, some cunt who was interested in me literally talked about how she'd had sex mere hours before meeting me. I jokingly said about 15 minutes later that she was a hoe and she fucking slapped me
What gives cunts the right?

Hey girls I found a place were we can be just we and not be judged upon by disgusting men

lolcow dot farm slash g slash

Lol user what are you drawing there? This looks pretty spoopy, you're not going to shoot up the school are you? haha

In the church parking lot no less

What's wrong with talking about sex? I don't get it. I tried talking about it with my boyfriend, but for some reason got all mad at me and left the room when I said I was having sex with other guys. I mean wtf, I told him one man wasn't enough to satisfy me. Should I just leave him? I think he's doesn't love me now because he already fucked me, men only think about sex

Why do girls never answer when a guy text them

>life is so ironic
Not really. Lifeforms are efficient.

>fembot her xDDD
>I like totally can be a robot you silly bois~ Don't hit on me silly betas
>Chad didn't fuck me for like 3 days and I only have 10 orbiters currently and only get a few hundred a month from them! I'm like suuuuuuuuuch a robot!
>women have it soooooo hard guyz ^_^
>being an annoying and obnoxious cunt means I'm a stronk and independent womyn!

Heey guys :) I'm worried my bf of 2 years is going to leave me because of my past. I found Jesus now and went to confession. I'm a good girl now, honest!! Why are guys so emotionally weak, ugh?

reddit.com/r/Catholicism/comments/8b7hre/my_girlfriend_of_8_months_left_me_a_letter_that/

np.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3l5wrh/my_catholic_girlfriend_24f_lied_to_me_29m_about/

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I feel like we should do [political action] so lets do it.

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Sup, I have jock itch/ringworm on my labia and I just don't know what to do about it. Also, my bitch sister always leaves her bloody tampons out in the open in the bathroom so now I just pee in bottles to avoid seeing it.

Any dirty fembots in here?

Automatic bf DQs
>WWE fan
>soccer fan (unless he is a hottie who plays)
>no social media (he is totes serial killer)
>gun owner
>hunts
>republican or trump supporter
>not a feminist
>tries to have sex with me on the first date (eww)
>doesn't try to have sex with me by the third date (nerd virgin alert)
>under 5'10"
>over 6'6" (freakazoid)
>cigarettes (unless he looks cool)
>Doesn't pay for all my meals.
>isn't supportive of my goals (I don't know what I want to do yet, but I love dance theory)
>Has an STD
>virgin (ewww)
>Is not ok with my sexual history
>Didn't go to the womens march

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I broke up with my bf to see another guy, but my ex doesn't want to remain friends.

>"It's entirely men's fault for my shitty judgement in them in my relationships. I hate men. Nothing I do is my fault."

>your favorite scents

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I feel so lonely recently. I've only got 15 messages from my orbiters this evening and Chad says he is busy tomorrow. I literally have no friends, outside of 3 girls i hang out with every day. Should i just end it?

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Lost. Accurate post too.

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My bf is currently in another city for some time and i already fucked my ex several times. I have my needs, i can't do anything with it. But i feel guilty, should i tell it to my bf? It wouldn't have happened if he just stayed with me.

babe I know the feel. I made a mistake. I slept with an old flame while my bf was on vacay. I feel guilty but I don't think he has to know. We all make mistakes.

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...Women don't actually believe this, do they?

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This bitch in my class says stuff like this a lot:
>She constantly complains about men, and then talks about how she needs a "cute bf with the perfect body who isn't like the other men (paraphrasing)"
She's cute too but she's a feminist

They do. That's why they want to stay friends with their ex, because she wants to have sex with him when her bf isn't around

I tried posting a link to l_o_l c_o_w, the just for girls board there, you can find other just for cunts message boards too. user, I tell you, they really, really believe that.

guys dont be soo gloomy
just focus on being happy :)

Y'all see the game last night?

Briant really handled the ball like a champ. He carried the whole team to completion.

I literally described what my gf did
.

this is unironically what leads to societies failing

>lolcow
>cow
Is the irony intentional?

DONT HMU UNLESS UR HEIGHT BEGIN WITH 6 AND U OWN UR OWN CRIB
#SWIPELEFTLITTLEBOYS

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I hate women now.

kill me.

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Sometimes Life itself is the greatest writer of humour

>kill me
>not hold me

It's okay brother, we just have to endure the fire

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Yes it is and lolcow is more hating everyone, themselves included than just hating men.

I've been browsing lolcow/g/ and found something interesting:
"Used to think guys were easy to be friends with when it's actually the opposite. I just needed to get over my fear of talking to fellow women."
This is a quote.
It's like an alternate universe over there.

Fuck, meant to greentext.

Everytime I go there I'm always shocked, I can't believe that's how women actually think. Last night I vised there again and I had to walk away from the computer, took a stroll and even had my hands on my head in disbelief.

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Yes, yes they do. It's time to take of the rose tinted goggles and face the truth about females.

Should've slapped her right back. Roasties are faggots.

Roastie whore leave this board bitch no ond wants your ugly ass here

>Yes we dress for the men we want to attract, but we hate it when other men take it as an excuse to hit on us!!!!

The first part is verbatim what this girl I worked with said. And she was one of the few women I've met that I felt some kind of respect for. The second part is what a different girl I worked with said when we had the same type of conversation. AWALT my friends.

It's okay brother, we'll make it through this existence
Nobody cares

Huh, i always knew of lolcow but this is the first time i really go there. From what i could gather, i discovered two things:
1) that apparently i'm attractive to some girls
2) that i fucking hate most of the posters from that IB
I knew that lolcow was kinda like Jow Forums backwards (and i also fucking hate the majority of the people here), but the real thing surpased what i expected.

It's not that she hates men hitting on her, it's that the men aren't perfect prince charming.

Found another one:
>Men don't usually want female friends. They only see women as potential mates. With few exceptions, a guy sees no reason to be your friend other than a chance at fucking you or a chance at dating you. If you kill that possibility he has no reason to keep being friends with a girl, so he'll leave. Men are trash like that.
Don't know about you guys, but this is incorrect.

I will save that picture and throw it in the face of others because I hate normies and their fucking untold rules that always dictate every fucking interraction.

This is completely correct (from my experience at least), the only girls I was friends with in school were girls I wanted to fuck the brains out of. Why are women so offended by the idea that men desire them?

>yfw shell still takes nuts to the face from rando chads of all ages and colors behind your back
>yfw she kisses you and your kids with the same mouth she ate tyrones ass out with last night
>yfw she divorces you 3 years later and you only get the kids every other weekend

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I nearly fucking vomited my eyes out reading that

ooga booga smash whitey

me too, I hate when normies try to be interesting and deep, but all it ends up showing is the deep, dark abyss that they are

They try too hard to talk and think like us only they have absolutely no clue what it's like to truly suffer i.e. be a male. They're like children listening to gangsta rap for the first time, trying to talk and act like thugs, the women there are like that.

Why is lolcow so shit
>no dedicated pages for threads
>clicked a 'thread expand' button, crashes the page

Sorry guys, this is all off-topic, but this thread cause dme to discover lolcow and I am both amazed and baffled. They are (partly) literally fem/r9k/.
>also i'm super surprised you're surprised at people not wanting platonic relationships with you. platonic relationships are hard to maintain normally, and many women end up thinking they've caught feels, so it's obvious men, who are kind of dumb can't juggle that if women can't even.
Why can't we join forces?

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>>yfw she kisses you and your kids with the same mouth she ate tyrones ass out with last night
This is really fucked up in a tangible way. Months ago I read a report that a Californian woman gave her baby an std by kissing the baby at the mouth. She got the std by sleeping with men on her trip to Mexico. I can't find it but I found this instead, not the same thing really but still

>yfw she kisses you and your kids with the same mouth she ate tyrones ass out with last night

yeah that's what i mean. they act like they don't dress for anyone's attention, but what they really mean is they dress for the attention of Chad, and any other attention is gross.

oops, here's the link

cbsnews.com/news/moms-facebook-warning-kissing-baby-leads-to-herpes-infection/

>Don't know about you guys, but this is incorrect.
It kinda is and it isn't at the same time.
You see, most girls are shallow as fuck, most of them not even because they want to be that way, but because they're raised like that. Because of that, not many have the same interests as most men, so a big portion of men don't seek for female friends.
Now, having said that, most men hide their intentions when approaching a woman, they make them believe that they're friends when in fact they want something more, when they realise that they're nothing more than just friends, they abort the mission.
That's why women feel betrayed, because they didn't realised that the guy that was trying to get closer to her wanted her as a woman and not as a friend.
This is why people often tells you that "you should be direct", because if you pretend to be her friend just to get closer to her, in the end the situation will be shit for both of you.
Also, i'm not saying that friends can't fall in love, that can happen, but for that you first need to really be friends, not just a girl that thinks of the guy as a friend and a guy who thinks of her as nothing more than a possible gf.

jeez, just shut up you neckbeard

>"you should be direct",
What if you reached a point where the next time you talk to female (in my case HAHAHAAHA) that you say to say "I don't want to get to know you, I don't even want to know your name", is that okay or just too rude? Thinking about this for real.

If you just want to get your dick wet, then randomly approaching someone is not gonna bear fruits in most cases, that's why clubs/bars exist.
Also, being direct doesn't necesarilly means saying things in a blunt way.

And by the way, wanting to get your dick wet doesn't equal wanting a gf.

I never said anything about getting my dick wet. I'm in a dark, fucked up place upstairs in my head. I don't even know what I want anymore. I wish there was a whole city or state set up like monastery where only men are allowed kinda like the real Mount Athos in Greece.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Athos

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why did you name that "Animation"

What is this angsty teenage girl tumblr shit I see before me? This shit's gayer than the trap threads.

IDK, I thought it was funny, evoking something like 'somebody had to draw this' or 'refer to this image when contemplating animation'.

So you meant as in "i don't want to have anything to do with you, so stay away from me" way?
Then yeah, kinda, i mean, you should always be cordial with people, because you never know what could bite you in the ass in the future. You don't necesarilly need to be "friendly" towards random people, just not be a dick and keep your distance.
I know that living in society is a big pain in the ass, but we just gotta deal with it.

I just really want to get my vag pounded........but not by you.

Beta males decrease the perceived social value of a group. It's only natural to not want disgusting betas near you as it would indicate you're a woman of lower value who can be approached by these men with inferior genetics. NOT a good impression on Chads nearby

It's pretty fucked up. The reverse is like pretty girls hanging out with ugly girls because standing next to an ugly girl makes them look even hotter.

actually, I, the hottest Stacy, love to keep some low value beta fags around! it signals that I am so strong and desirable that I don't have to care about the supposed low class signal that the nu-males in my presence send! It's like Steve jobs having Hobos around, it's ironic! And makes Chad mad for my virgin pussy.

I'm sorry for the way women treat you all. I don't care if you are a neet, or a khv or just are socially awkward, you deserve to be loved. You deserve someone to hold you close and tell you it will be okay. If I could bake you all cookies and tuck you in at night I would. You all deserve comfort and I am sorry most women are monsters. If I could change how my gender is I would in a heart beat. Stay strong anons. Never give up, keep fighting and pushing forward to the next day.

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but of course while we women would do all those nice things to all those poors out there, we would never fuck them. that's disgusting! we hate fucking! and you're disgusting!
only Chad is barely acceptable to look at without puking

No, I wouldn't fuck them. I would make love to them. They deserve respect and to be treated like the kings they are.

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