>Go on r9k
>Go on catalog
>See ACTUAL threads for once
>ACTUAL THREADS
>Rarely see any mentally ill poopoo eating soybois(a trait that trans nibbas have due to the interest of a man's asahole)
Thank you guys
Feels Good
Oliver Lewis
Mason Hughes
Thank me later son
*Jow Forums exits*
Kayden Wood
We purged the degenerates
Jackson White
It's been years since we had something resembling an actual board. Does feel good.
Samuel Howard
>actual threads
What? Last time I looked, it was primarily Jow Forums spam, I must have hid 50 at least threads in the past hour, that's children getting all worked up over their happening. Are you roleplaying, by pretending having 100 threads for the same topic, being discord drama and a fake war, is normal?
Dominic Morgan
I want a girl like that
Aaron Bailey
>Jow Forums spam
Fuck off, degenerate! We owe it to them for all their help in resisting trap faggot menace.
Jackson Cooper
You're a child and cheering for a handful of selfish retards ruining the entire board for days for the amusement of other children who are too bored by the actual board and need an epic "happening". You fuck off.
Bentley Diaz
Damn nearly 25 min and he still hasn't picked it up, he's really slipped up in that last years.
Adrian Brown
>Go on r9k
>Go on catalog
>See ACTUAL threads about having ACTUAL threads for once
>ACTUAL THREADS about having ACTUAL THREADS
>Rarely see any mentally ill feelfag threads discussing problems or sharing greentext stories (because everybody here is a retarded normalfag that came here in 2015 for Pepe memes)
Thanks guys
Also mods have been complete fags today, I hate how jannies can dish out three day bans with impunity. I have a fever and I can't do anything productive and now I'm banned from my low effort time waster for disagreeing with a power tripping cocksucker
I HATE phoneposting, it sucks
Brandon Howard
Kek
Phone posting is master race user
Juan Morris
How should we reboot, lads? Trannytrap is definitely not coming back, but which of the following aspects of our history should return?
>Greentext stories about life
>Virginity and robot/wiz exclusivity
>CAAWWWWW etc.
>Weird shit and autistic semi-blogposters
>Running threads like /britfeel/
>Other shit
Alexander Taylor
It is our duty to protect the vulnerable boards from subversive forces. The integrity of Jow Forums is vital to the development of Jow Forums board culture. Their meming is integral to our campaigns across the web; we rise and fall together.
Hail Victory, Hail Jow Forums, Hail Jow Forums
Adrian James
>thinly veiled barneyfag bait
For shame OP.
Brandon Green
neet vs wagecuck.
Ian Parker
Crossboarder here. Someone in /qa/ told me that there was a civil war here because of a tranny spammer or something like that. Can you give me more details about it? I caught interest when someone mentioned something about doxing anons and mods.
Kevin Kelly
It's basically the Spanish civil war, with Jow Forums acting as Nazi Germany, bombing Trap Republicans while Jow Forums nationalists do the bulk of the ground work.
Mason Adams
But we doxed them and drove them run them degenerates off
Jeremiah Kelly
There's no going back, user. You must rebuild a new Kingdom from the rubble of the past. Jow Forums is set to develop a new, likely more positive (for better or for worse) culture since the destruction of the Trap rebellion. You must take care not to become assimilated by mainstream internet culture, but not lash out in a purely contrarian way. Keep meming, no matter how dark it gets, the memes will guide you.
Aiden Morales
Phone posting sucks dick. It's harder to manage tabs and copy/pasting is more finnicky. Also a keyboard is a million times better than any shit touch screen. It took literally five minutes for captcha to load on this shit connection too
You helpless fucking mental infant. Mods do not give a shit about Jow Forums, they've made fun of Jow Forums and hated it for like seven years. We will have moderation for at most two weeks and then things will go back to normal.
Jow Forums is literally incapable of generating decent content, this board is now bait, rage, and pornography. MAYBE we will get a new janny who gives a shit when they hire next, but I seriously doubt it.
Eli Price
And remmember kill a trap thread on sight
Adam Miller
yay i know right!!!!!
im so happy right now the board is fucking alive again.... it's been cured!! eeyeyyeyeeeeee
Jayden Gonzalez
What does it feel like for a woman to want your baby?
Ryan Nguyen
That pic looks like pic related in the thumbnail, funny.
Blake Sullivan
Jow Forums is the Volk of Jow Forums's State.
Ethan Foster
Take you joy to the catalog; revitalize your board.
Connor Roberts
I hope to integrate our heritage as we move forward into a new era of glory
>Now been here from over a year before the trap era
>No longer a newfag
Feelsgood
How should we do this? I was thinking we could spam them with unrelated nutritional information and turn them into healthy eating threads, in order to reap alimentary profits.
Trapposters will keep their threads alive anyway, so occupying them with unrelated shit and rapidly reaching a bump limit if the disease ever exits remission may be the only option.
Zachary Powell
I came to Jow Forums after my first gf cheated on me back in 2014. I was a broken wretch of man; not a robot by admission, but I respected the culture at the time. I quickly saw the meteoric rise of Pepe within the confines of my new land and fought tooth and nail to protect Jow Forums from the normies invasion, Dances with Wolves style. We tried but for the most part failed to achieve any long term victory, the magic slowly left as robots either grew up or migrated. I myself was cast adrift into the internet and followed the wave to Jow Forums where my personal growth continued as the presidential midterm elections had just started.
Now I have returned after I heard word of a civil war fought by young Jow Forums volk, seeking to protect their board from the venomous bite of dissolution and manipulation. This is not my board any more; it belongs to you men. It is your duty to protect and maintain the culture you have created and to bring it to new heights.
David Sullivan
lol shut the fuck up gramps get a life what are you talking about
Easton Turner
reiko?
also fuck off ur gay
Connor Parker
I have seen things you people would not believe... it's hard not to get sentimental.
Nicholas Garcia
You post gore,sage and report
Christian Green
very funny good job
Jonathan Harris
we may put our raid gear down
for now
Zachary Miller
We must establish an independent Jow Forums sovereignity. Free of traps and free of Jow Forums. Robots shouldn't be forced into an identity such as race or gender, us robots look different but we hang together not for our traits from birth, but for our way of life we take and our values.
Fuck Jow Forums and fuck traps out of my board.
Jace James
Die you fucking Barneyfag
derp.ibooru.org
(remove the first period)
nsfwee.tumblr.com
Blake Gray
Your independence is vital to Jow Forums, it does not serve our interests to have another vassal state, yet should you fail at keeping your own people under check, do not expect mercy.
Blake Hughes
I'd really like to see you beaten to death
Asher Howard
To see you kill yourself would be awesome
Brandon Brooks
So I'd like to crack your skull
Julian Rodriguez
Isn't it incredible? Like, it's completely fucking changed. Like, IT ACTUALLY RESEMBLES R9K. waaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAT. MODS ARE GODS!
Ethan Rivera
Hang yourself you goddamn waste
Mason Barnes
And make you neck yourself as well
Jayden Davis
I want to make you fucking die in pain
Lucas Moore
bleed out you fucking piece of fucking shit
Leo Nelson
Just to see you die, fag
Owen Williams
I want to have you killed horribly
Jacob Richardson
And I want you to get killed, fucking piece of shit
Adam Bell
The world would benefit without your existence
Adrian Howard
Why brony? What is brony on him?
Joshua Jackson
I'd also like to cut you up with a razor-sharp knife
Isaiah Bell
What do bronies have to do with anything?
Mason Lopez
I just want to see you dead and hanged