There is nothing more cucked than listening to metal music

There is nothing more cucked than listening to metal music.

"I'm such a strong and tough guy" thinks the long-haired pencil-necked beta nu-male who can't even lift his own body weight. The noisy cacophony of metal apparently resonates only with the stunted emotional life of an apathetic child who has been oversocialized with the most boring mainstream pseudomorality and hence considers it the extremest act of non-conformism to escape into a pathetic fantasy culture - the only place in his useless existence where he can pretend to be a man.

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im sorry you were bullied today, op

Metal is mainly enjoyed by beta males who are angry they got walked on in high school and now take out their rage by listening to screaming music.

CHAD is nothing but smiles because his life has been easy.

not all metal is created equal

The first thing that came to my mind reading this shit copypasta-tier post, is the comic template of man A walking on the street when another man, B, meets A, shouting at him. Man A is distressed, but man B plays it off as a joke, saying goodbye in friendly terms. Man A, still distressed, goes home and shitposts on Jow Forums. You know the comic I'm talking about. You're man A.

I'd just post the comic inserting you into it, but I don't have the template.

What's some good Chadcore music I can listen to to help with my transformation?

what music do you enjoy op?

I listen to grunge the true patrician music

Sabaton is pretty good, and it's not just the typical edgy metal

stay strong robots

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Just listen to Arnold
he's cumming day and night
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Most metalfags I meet are chad though

does this look like a faggot to you, faggot

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I mean, actual cuck play is the most cucked by definition.
Does calling other people cucks give you a cuck status?

intersting bait.

I smile at metal concerts, can you imagine that?
Metal does the ASMR thing for me, so what? Not my fault you think some normie music is the "chad" way.

Metal isn't about non-conformism.
Its about achieving self-fulfillment through symbolic personal transformation.

I only listen to it when I get extremely depressed and I can't stop thinking about killing myself and I need to listen to something really loud to stop me thinking about killing myself

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>implying varg still listens to metal
He even said it himself. He doesn't like the black metal projects he did. Which is sad actually cuz i think it's one of the best black metal bands to ever exist.
>inb4 muh mayhem is better

but varg was a part of mayhem?
and yes but its still the same person, I mean are you going to call someone who burned down churches and fucking killed someone a pussy?

would've been a better bait if you didn't add the second part

ur mum lol gtfo fag

(You) faggot. obvious, but funny shit. there are some decent scandavian bands doing their own thing outside of being "tough" like meshuggah, amon amarth, opeth, etc. i have never followed the nu metal and deathcore shitshows that took over that i assume you are categorizing all metal

Yes

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this is actually spot on. Can't argue with this.

>The noisy cacophony of metal apparently resonates only with the stunted emotional life of an apathetic child who has been oversocialized with the most boring mainstream pseudo morality
Looks like somebody has read too many books

damn, this guy is red pilling us hard.

Can't say it's edgy when you don't even understand what they're singing :^)
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What does OP think "reel mewzik" is?

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getting this angry over music proves how much of a pathetic fucking piece of shit loser you are. kill yourself.

Lol, I knew a few metalheads that got into fights and beat the shit out of people at metal concerts. Metal attracts aggressive people.

Music is a companionship for your life. Listen to whatever the fuck you want if you like it enough.
>chillstep fashwave masterrace reporting in

>the Virgin Rap
>the Chad Metal

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Kanye West and Ed Sheeran probably.

probably deftones and his own shitty albums made anonymously and comparable to MIDI

>metal

What sort of metal? I used to listen to trash and I got along with punk/hardcore people, was never a power metal geek though. There's a hierarchy within certain subgenres and there's lots of fat dorks that listen to metal and a lot of fuckups that can beat the shit out of people.

nice try guy, back to bait training.

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aww, OP did somebody shit on your taste?
post whatever you're blasting, anons

you mean the Niggerwalks meme?
Sabaton is for fucking pseuds
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Burzum is the only black metal band that's tolerable.

Mayhem? Bathory?

Oddly I'm the exact opposite. Metal is so silly and fun it reminds of being a kid drawing dragons and swords on my school folder.

How any can listen to Judas Priest without grinning like an idiot is beyond me.

>tfw no twiggy metalhead bf to take to the gym to beef him up
feelsbadman

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