He graduated college without losing his virginity

I'm not married?
this seems like an odd question OP, what ((purpose)) could it serve?

I'm in this scenario and am fully autistic when it comes to social interactions but it's still not an excuse kek

>But...how???
Online courses.

I took a year of college and didn't talk to a single other student the entire time. Everyone just stayed in their own group or sat alone like me.

I went to a commuter school. So for me graduating without losing my virginity was easy.

>not an excuse kek
why not?

>having sex in college
>"odd"

Oh. Oh wow.

>getting to college without losing your virginity
But...how??

well you see user, sex is an act that ought to be carried out only within the confines of marriage, because failure to do so often results in the inability to form long term intimate bonds (just look at these stats!). Additionally, you wouldn't want to fall on the wrong side of almost every major religious doctrine would you now, user?

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who the fuck are you quoting? Just because you just learned how to greentext doesn't mean you should use it every time you post.

Because I'm hotter and more interesting than all of you, and so far out of your league you wouldn't believe it. None of you interested me or stood out as good enough for me to put my dick anywhere near you.

>graduated college
Get the fuck outta my board

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Im going to college soon and my partner is worried people will try to pursue me and stuff, how true is it that people are like that in college? My mental illnesses would make me vulnerable and I really dont wanna get assaulted
Pls respond

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>Im going to college soon

I don't think they offer special ed classes in college.

You won't be assaulted unless you ask people to fuck your ass, but people will definitely ask you out anyway if you're female (f). If male, hahahahaha no.

I'll graduate from medschool this year and am still a virgin. Why even live?

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Commute
Never spoke to anyone
No one spoke to me

Was pretty easy desu

it depends where you go. If there is a lot of cumskins and niggers you will have a bad time. Try to go to a college with lots of asians they are civilized.

It happens. The first girl I had sex with in college cheated on her high school BF with me.

You can start by not being a faggot

I'm in a similar situation, but her boyfriend is almost chad, do I stand a chance? She looks very commited to his bf.

Sure, if he's not around. People fuck like rabbits in college.

It's simple. People (especially girls) don't go to college to get a bf and party and socialize.
It doesn't matter how many female collegues you have in college. It matters with how many girls you go out. how many girls you friend group has and how many girls are in the night club.

It's very easy when women are not attracted to you.

THIS fucking normals with jobs and good social status

How the fuck do you even meet people in college to lose your virginity to? I've been going for three years and I've literally never had a conversation with another student.

They're not just going walk up cold and "hey wanna fuck?" You have to actually be social.

It's simple. It's called being ugly. Contrary to the bullshit advice people give you. No there's not "someone out there for you" unless you're genetically attractive.

How do you be social? I don't understand.

Your post is more annoying than any of the ones you sperged about

Try graduating from college and grade school without losing your virginity! HAHAHAHAHAhahaha
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when will this ride end? i want off it

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Wow u must be some kinda Idiot

>no one even noticed my quads

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how do you graduate High School without losing your virginity, what the fuck?

I graduated from technical college. There were no women in my class and program.

When I was in community college, all the women who were in the class didn't want to be around me.

I graduated medschool last year and still a virgin.

Wanna fuck?

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I did. Life is suffering, but at least I have money and can buy stuff now.

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Second I've seen tonight. Sorry man.

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Simple.
Don't get invited to parties.

are you some kind of newfag or something?

Just because he want their puss doesn't mean they want his dick.

This is originally how you do it

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>2 years in and no female friend

its over lads, everyone here wants a tall white guy. im fucked since im 5'4

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>be in first year
>keep running into this Chinese girl on campus and at the transit centre
>she sees me studying during my spare at the humanities building
>comes to me, introduces herself and talks
>we were so horny for each other we sat together with thighs touching on the first day
Then we got lunch, always hung out during our spares. We sexually cuddled on a sofa in the corner of the humanities building. Sometimes profs would walk by but they didn't say anything.

I thought about fucking her but she told me she lives with her sister who's married with kids. It seemed weird if we would fuck in that house.

We kept continuing doing this until one day I felt like she was too ugly for me and I ghosted her. Stopped sitting in class with her and cuddling during our spare. Replied when she thought I was sick or something. The fact that we couldn't really have sex somewhere was killing me.

I still talk to her occasionally though. I asked her if she has a boyfriend and she said no, and not interested in having one either. That hurt.

Fuck I still can't get over the fact that I almost lost my virginity when I was 18 and I'm 21 and still a kissless virgin. I didn't make out with this bitch because she reserved her lips, tits, and vagina for dating

Why couldn't you go to your place? Or get a motel or something? Hell, just find a quiet corner afterhours and fuck on campus.

in first year I had so many girls
>girl that I almost dated, always took classes together and studied together
>a side chick who was friends with the first girl, always fighting over me. happened to be in one of my classes
>sexual cuddle buddy, happened to be in one of my classes
All of them approached me before I did. It was as simple as sitting next to them in class, or just sitting in a building and the girl noticing me.

My place has my parents. Motel would be too expensive for an ugly bitch.

I still wonder if she's up for the shit we did before nowadays.

>Attend major party school
>Hate yourself
>Become a STEM recluse
>"I'll totally become an academic in the future"
>Avoid parties until your senior year
>Still hate yourself too much to even consider dating
>Graduate
>Go off to grad school
>tfw the pressure of academia is too much
>tfw you spend all your time on research and never get laid
>tfw you give up all hope

Story of my life

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At least you're not me. Pic related.

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i used to be fat too user, but honestly getting fit just made me feel worse since i really did rely on getting fit to get a gf. you still have time user if ur tall

>he thinks greentexting is exclusively for quoting

Fucking child's play
>never speak to a stranger
>never offer to get lunch with anyone after class
>keep in-class conversation strictly related to class activities and benign smalltalk
>refuse offers to hang out with anyone outside of class, or accept and never offer to do it again
>don't go to a club
>don't hang out in public spaces on campus or in common areas
Not only will you not get laid, you're practically invisible as well. At least until you meet some people who try to have pity conversations with you and who completely dominate a conversation. Those people just want someone to talk at and are hard to get rid of.

i live this

I can't be the only one that actually prefers this? People are exhausting to me. Going full stealth mode is desirable.

>he graduated college without losing his virginity

Joke's on you, I dropped out twice due to panic attacks so I didn't graduate.

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>go to college
>oneitis all freshman year
>had chance and missed it first semmester because I thought that cultural conservatives had some secret reasoning I didnt know about for avoiding sex outside of a committed realtionship, regret this for rest of life to date.
>depressed isolation untill second semester of junior year
>all my friends are male and dont do out afterwards, no more chances arise
>have a month left
>miserable about it