Dubs decides what I replies

It's pretty remarkable just how many girls are on these dating apps. I honestly don't believe any of them are actually single.

I know. new ones everyday, it's a game. Today I wanted to know why they swiped on me

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Ay bb, you know who has two thumbs and is suicidal? This guy

Rolling for this
I'm 6' and I'm pretty sure your eyes can see over me.

what does that even mean lmao asdasdrf

Roll
How much for you to sit on my face

>Today I wanted to know why they swiped on me
I can assure you none of them will answer. The bitches on tinder rarely talk or just swipe to boost their numbers and egos.

Send her Crusher

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ask why she uses this app and let her know that her ovaries are dying up

nah I'm a chad looking KHV

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Tell her that you lifted for 4 years but some girl you like chose a spic over you (an aryan male) and the white race is doomed

have you ever been to Guangzhou (a city in china)

GOOD shit right here, this is a keeper

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i wanna make looooove to ya womaan, down by the fiiiireee

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Combine both of these and send

oo-ee-goo-ria

Tell her that it's so easy to become cute if you just start taking HGH or whatever and ask her why she hasn't taken the pinkpill

Holy shit 10/10, you're chad as fuck get the fuck off my board.

Lol nice follow up dude. Instead of being playful and flirty you showed your hand that you're a dull boring robot. Learn from your mistakes and you can slay.

>anime

bull fucking shit, its cause ur probably white and 6ft tall get the fuck out of here

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K-keep me posted originalmente

Dubs. Tell her "bull fucking shit, its cause im white and 6ft tall get the fuck out of here"

Am white but I don't include my height in my profile, I'm 5'8 / 5'9. Not a single girl has asked me out of like 40 matches so far.

> Instead of being playful and flirty you showed your hand that you're a dull boring robot. Learn from your mistakes and you can slay.

Back to r/theredpill. Pic related, going on a date with her in a few days (face blurred because I like her). Why would I want to go on a date with a normalfag stacy?

Coming right up

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But her face is plainly visible above?
Nice going though fucking chadnigger, kill yourself and never come back please.
Well, except if it turns out she's a pro at carrouselling cocks. Then come cry us a river so we may feel better about not even being able to do as much as you.

whats your stance on butthole licking?

enough about that pussy anime shit
have you read any good doujinshi?

> But her face is plainly visible above?

No there are two girls I'm talking to on Tinder about anime, that is not Liliana

> Nice going though fucking chadnigger, kill yourself and never come back please.

Why? I'm a KHV

> Well, except if it turns out she's a pro at carrouselling cocks. Then come cry us a river so we may feel better about not even being able to do as much as you.

Only knuckle-draggers hook up with strangers

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"What's your favourite place to get tendies from?"

>Why? I'm a KHV
After your successful date of course.
>strangers
How many times do you plan to see her before you consider her a non-stranger? Do you think she would have told you by then?

Not OP, but I got tinder gold and set my location to Uganda.
Dubs decide

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She is probably not online currently but hey

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Fuck out of here .

in the streets they call me tyrone

how do you fuckers get matches
i would consider myself a 6/10, and i swipe right on literally everything and i've only ever got one match and she never responded to me

She talks way too much like a westerner, especially for an 18yo. Suspicious.

>After your successful date of course.

Man I'm not gonna even hug her I'm going to give her a handshake. I will only be with a girl if they love me for me, including my autism. Faking confidence and chadliness is a losing strategy

> How many times do you plan to see her before you consider her a non-stranger? Do you think she would have told you by then?

I don't think she is the type of girl given that she doesn't even have a Facebook or Instagram and watches anime and youtube videos a lot. Who knows, you might be right though.

6/10 is only good enough to match with 3 - 4/10 for casual sex and if you're swiping right on everything then you're ELO is through the floor.

UPDATE

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Honestly I'm not that attractive either. Been on tinder for almost a month now, using different locations with tinder gold.
Guess it's mainly just meant for ego boost for the girls and chads

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1. She is in fucking Africa and has a phone. Chances are she comes from a "rich" (compared to other African) families
2. People outside of the US learn English man

Ching chong sukki sukki my ding dong

Are you retarded? Everyone under the age of 20 talks like a westerner, the entire world is now getting access to the Internet and they want nothing more than to be a middle class American normie

You'll stop being a handholdless virgin which disqualifies you fucking chadfaggot!
Plus you'll have talked to a girl which puts you far beyond our reach!
REEEEEEEEE
I'm jelly as fuck. Fuck you.

>tinder ELO
wait what?
am i shown to others less if i spam like?

ITT: Normie comes to show off

I've known several girls from Liberia, Nigeria, Sierra Leone and Uganda and they didn't talk like that. They had phones and knew about western media but weren't that roastiefied. Interesting.

They love white dick btw, it's a smorgasbord.

Yeah man, I made Tinder on Friday and now I have 40 matches.

I don't even have any friends all I do is watch anime, read, and study. I went to Prom by myself because my parents made me go (never danced with a girl), never been on a date before, etc. at 21 years old. It is like a robot winning the lottery.

Precisely - you must reject some people

>tfw you outchad someone

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Kek yea the first day I made tinder I got a ton of matches too!
And maybe. I mean I'm only 18 so I guess my range for girls is smaller than someone on like 22 (they get to go for girls from 18-21).
When 18 you are limited to well.. 18..
But yea I'm ugly as fuck too

But at least I'm chad in Asian (currently studying aboards)

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doesn't count Tinder goldfag

>It is like a robot winning the lottery.
That's why I'm jealous of you. I'm 25 and at this rate I'll succumb and use tinder. But I can't into witty remarks like you, even less so in a 1 on 1 context.
In any case I'm still concerned about the possible consequences (stacies and sloots and generally roasties who can never hope to understand robots).

Kek listen no one uses tinder in China. Had to buy gold so I could change my location to burger land.
And that isn't tinder. That's what all the Chinese use. It's called TanTan, and is basically a tinder clone restricted to China.
(Got tinder because I got tired of Asian women after only seeing that for 9 months)

I bet you fuck like a fighter jet.