Tfw already 24 years old

>tfw already 24 years old
>tfw still no loving husband to impregnate me

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Get saved and start attending Church. You'll be married within 6 months.

I'm right here dammit

I'd do it but, I don't love you

>tfw 20 years old
>tfw no evil abusive husband to beat, degrade, and forcibly impregnate me

gib me ur number bby

Tick tock, roastie. Those eggs are just about done!

Post discord or gtfo desu

>attending church in 2018
Where are you?
No deal then.
Seek help.

In New Jersey, now get your butt over here

Hmm so am I. Gibe contact info.

Sorry I'm saving myself for a hapa gf

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contact bitch. just to let you know i would never truly love you and i would treat you more like property than a human being

>wheresmychad.jpg

Are you a virgin?
If not, how many sexual partners have you had?

No. I have had one sexual partner in my life. I had sex once but it was painful so I haven't done it again.

into the bargain bin you go

wait, are you the one from NJ, or was that someone else? I'm not him, but I'm just wondering for confusion's sake.

Sure contact me here:
[email protected]

>26 and no wife or family
i know its not because im a robot, there's something wrong with me and women can sense it. and i doubt it's my virginity.

Yes I am the one from NJ.

24 is old, there must be something wrong with you.

hi biutiful

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I will happily marry you and impregnate you. Whats your discord

Being a robot is wrong in their eyes.
Also see lolcow farm/g/res/78523.html which is a small but perhaps quite important window in the female psyche.

And its shit. Next thread...

As long as you don't mind that I still live with my parents, we can make this work.

/thread

abandon this original thread

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I'll contact you soon.
Not a problem. I still live with my parents too.
:(
26 is still young for a man. I'm confident you'll have your own family someday!

>not attending church in any year
Dropped
Any God-fearing femanon want to get married right now and get to having kids?

>I want to date one of you silly boys
>But I got no intention of posting any contact information
Yeah whatever, sage

Thanks
fuck the robot ffs

r u cute

i work in westchester NY

I'm pretty cute and pretty tall i'm really nice and i have okie genes

I would want to make sure you aren't an absolute nutso before i gib you babby tho

>I'll contact you soon.

Sure yeah.

Where do females go to dig for Gold when they want to find a suitable husband to raise their children?

Boys can't get pregnant dumdum

Business department at universities, high end bars/lounges, or online dating.

OP here, gonna go take a shower. I'll seek out other potential mates when I get back.

Can you prove you're actually a woman before continuing?

>>attending church in 2018
What a disappointment.

this is a larp btw.

no woman unironically uses the term "mates"

t. woman

youre a larp

This is not a larp. Women will say "mate" when they're trying to make a joke

t. female

You killed a thread for this shit. Pretty sure you'll kill your child the next time you need attention.