>800 word English essay due by the end of the week
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT?!!?
/fucked/
Angel Fisher
Benjamin Hernandez
Unironically have 1k word paper in 2 two hours (midnight) and an exam tomorrow at 6pm.
Aiden Thomas
Slow and steady. Focus 2 hours a day and you'll have it finished by Thursday. Proof read it before turning it in.
Jaxon Martin
KYS, fucking underage b&
800 words is a fucking joke.
Landon Jenkins
What's the topic?
My comment is now original
Jackson Barnes
>1k paper
you can do it! i believe in you!
Kevin Green
>tfw brainlet
>essay on nietzche's second essay due tomorrow at 12
>only 2 pages
>have no fucking clue what i'm reading
>look up sparknotes synopsis on second essay
>still no fucking clue what i'm reading
help
John Powell
Only 800 words? If the topic is even slightly relatable to your real world experience, just write a bunch of shit then edit it slightly with sources. I write thesis papers for college the night before it's due, easy shit.
Levi Clark
>200 word essay due in a week
>Haven't even pirated Word yet
William Bailey
>5 hierogplyphs due by the next millennium
>haven't even started
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Xavier Reyes
>an essay on an essay
Is this how schools justify their tuition?
Tyler Young
start typing
Charles Sanders
800 ez mode, got 6000 of my 10k due thursday night
Nathaniel Diaz
I'm here to help, OP.
>Make an outline of your essay, containing your intro, important points, body paragraphs, and conclusion. This should be in the form of a bullet point list.
>Divide up the number of words you need for each individual bullet point on that list.
And, you're done. Now that you know approximately how many words you need for each bullet point, you can work on each bullet point in short bursts of writing until Friday.
Cameron Perez
as this user said it shouldn't be too hard.
ME ON THE OTHER HAND I'VE GOT A 1200 WORLD ESSAY OVERDUE, A 500 WORD WEBSITE PROPOSAL OVERDUE AND 2 MORE 1000 WORD PAPERS DUE IN THE NEXT FORTNIGHT AHHHHHHHHHH
Alexander Perez
>4 words due on Jow Forums before thread dies
op is a faggot
Connor Gomez
>800 words
Fucking brainlet. That unironically takes 8 minutes to type up. Literally. 8. Fucking. Minutes.
Jason Richardson
I've never written an essay in my life and I'm better at writing and communication than most normalfags.
Adrian Martinez
I've never understood why people push outlines, they are a pointless middle step in the creative process.
Joseph Gutierrez
Are there actually this many newfags ITT or this some sort of meta-bait.
Jaxson Nelson
>108,000,000,000,000 phrase essay due in 0.000003 picoseconds
Matthew Sanders
Because most people are awful writers. I'm a pretty good writer and I never use outlines for my essays, but most people aren't that good at writing. Lots of them just don't know where to start. Outlines help the ones who aren't good writers and don't know where to start.
Brayden Ramirez
>120 character tweet due in 10 minutes
>haven't even started
how fucked am I, guys?
Jordan Sanders
>700 kilogram oral presentation due in 86 watts
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M FUCKED
Nathan Gonzalez
What if you are asked for an 800 word essay but write a 1200 word essay because 800 isn't enough to say what you want to say?
Evan Sanchez
yeah they're coming from pol. also, v b and vg got froze a few weeks ago and some people migrated over from that. it's been fun to point it out so far. i've even seen someone unironically say "tits or gtfo".
Gavin Johnson
>tfw have to fully flesh out the human microcosm in 800 words
i am done with life, i have passed on
Charles Richardson
>14 word Jow Forums post due in the next three minutes
WHAT DO GUYS????
Anthony Ramirez
800 words?
1000 words?
get back to fucking high school, faggots
Camden Watson
>20d100 word essay due in 2d6 days
Is my half-orc fucked, lads?
Ethan Reyes
This.
My shitposts on Jow Forums have more structure and body than some of the things these fuckers have to create in exchange for a diploma.
Eli Turner
you wrote 13 words retard
Zachary Garcia
EPIC twitch meme XD
John King
>17 character cuneiform script due in 0.781 Ma
Caleb Kelly
I absolutely fucking hated doing outlines. It did nothing but waste time for me.
Adrian Russell
>5 mL of semen due in a vagina by the end of my life
Jeremiah Parker
hey hey ningen SUCKER
Lucas Morgan
>36 seconds of complex bioluminescent communication patterns due by 3:00 am
>haven't even started evolving the chemicals required yet
Justin Thomas
new
new
new
new
UNBEARABLY new
new
Christ you guys fucking suck
Evan Baker
>Tfw had a year and a half coursework to do, easily 150 pages total
> do half of it until a week before deadline, and bash out the rest in a week, somehow get it done with 16 hours of sleep in 5 days
Honestly the hardest work ive ever tried, you just gotta sesh it out, take drugs if you have to
Cameron Mitchell
Feels good to be a filthy NEET and not having to do that
David Evans
>500 word essay due on Thursday, April 11th
>Have only done the introduction
What in the FUCK am I supposed to do?
Josiah Brown
This poster, my friends, is the absolute newest of them all.
Liam Gomez
You're absolutely fucking right. Nothing newer than outing newfags.
Ryan Foster
>800 words
>its only Tuesday
Cmon faggot, i've done 600 words in a day. Not that hard, just pop some pills and type
Jordan King
Nice pick, that's the best style, user. Easy on the eyes.
Matthew Butler
i can't tell if you're being ironic or not, but i unironically agree with this statement. i've browsed r9k for 4 years and i've been called a newfag more times today than i have in the last year i think.
it's all the faggots from /b/. every other thread there is outing "newfags"
Ian Cooper
150 WORDS A DAY KEEPS LE ESSAY AWAY XDDD
Tyler Phillips
I've always sucked at writing so an 800 word essay would be hard for me.
Jaxon Howard
>60 word essay due next semester
it's all over bros. i can't stop shaking. im crying.
Owen Lopez
>2 letter essay due by Friday
Justin Wilson
but 4 years is fucking nothing you literal newfag
go fucking kill yourself you piece of shit nigger