I just realized that im old enough to get a hooker now

I just realized that im old enough to get a hooker now.

Where do you get one

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I guess not backpage or Craigslist huh lolol

>thinking hookers check ID

Fuck the FBI for taking that shit down, how am I supposed to get blowjobs from black chicks in my car now.

your too late OP,

all hooker pussy is closed in Burgerland,

Do you have at least 1k

>Where do you get one
Lyon County, Nevada

there should be escorts websites. if not then go to casinos and ask around.

Would be pimp but wouldn't pay.

Go to Thailand or Japan for it or go to Las Vegas. I think that's where you can pay for it

You would think r9k would have at least one designated whore by now

>Be American
>18 years old
>Cant fuck a hooker
>Have to do it illegally on the streets
>Risk of getting shot
>Risk of getting robbed
>Risk of getting STD's
>Cant pay for sex
>Can pay for sex if you videotape it and put on the internet though
>Can drive car at 16 eventhough you're a child
>Can buy and own gun at 16 eventhough you are a child
>Cant have paid sex with a worker when you're any age
>Cant drink beer before you're 21
>Cant even have a little bit of pot

OOOOH SAAAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>He just got old enough
>Just as all the escort sites got shut down

Lmao, lost out again eh chap? Guess you'll just have to go to Vegas and hope to find one stalking the casinos that won't rip you off.

>>Can drive car at 16 eventhough you're a child
>most europeans don't even have cars
>europeans don't even fix or work on their own cars

Lmao I honestly forget how emasculated europeans are sometimes

Look for parking lots with a lot of trucks

Chances are a lot lizard is walking around there especially between the hours of 9 PM to 2 AM

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>implying americans fix/work on cars
everytime i see a burger on tghe internet talking about their car problems,as soon as they eliminate some simple shit as the problem its always
>shiiiieeeeettttt better take 'er to the shop den
>hay cleetus you comin'?

damn that shit was accurate topkek

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What? Americans love working on cars. Literally every somewhat conservative county in this country has multiple high schools with fully equipped, staffed, and attendant auto shops.

Eurofaggots that take buses and trains everywhere they need to go will never understand that America is the home of the automobile. Our country was both figuratively and literally designed around the automobile. We have the highest rate of car ownership out of any major country.

I have no idea where you came up with such a retarded idea from. Please explain.

>tfw i'm argentinian and even at 12 pm you can see shemales, transexuals and normal hookers on the street and most of them with boobs out and pantsu only
>tfw all they care about is money
Feels good to live in a shithole.

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What's a safe way to avoid a surprise benis?

>Can buy and own gun at 16 eventhough you are a child
This is false. I had to wait until I was 18.

>tfw fucking chinese cuties at massage parlors

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Kek you will know because of the face of the hooker. Most trannys here have big boobs or ass but the faces... well... You will know.

>Thinks Americans can buy guns at 16
>Wrong.
>Arguement dismissed

Also holy fuck europoor you let your children drink poison (alcohol) but let them operate a vehicle how crazy!

> America is the home of the automobile.

Don't make me laugh. Talk to me when you can stick shift.

ok listen anons
im i will admit the us does have a rich automotive history
but thats all it is, just history
98% of lardcarts are automatic