Have you considered a mail order bride?

You bring them over here and they'll adopt american/gynocentric culture and become just as cunty and back-stabbing as american women. If you want one go marry them in their country and stay there.

In case you're serious, you're not actually ordering them. Women from countries (like Russia which is a decent majority women) who want to leave put themselves on sites which match them to people in other countries. You get to chat with each other for a bit then they come over.

Well if that's the case I'd do it.
I doubt it though.

I want to get in touch with a hot woman from Colombia or Brazil or something, how do I do that, knowledge-friend?

Sorry user, I'm just going off what I remember from reading about it a few years back. If I knew how I'd tell you and I'm too lazy to google it.

Yes but I don't know how to get one or how much it costs

I want a Eastern European girl

If I reach 35 and have no prospects, sure. A flip, a thai or an eastern european. I don't give a fuck

You're in luck, user.
Most BraziIian women just want to gtfo of Brazil
t.huemonkey

instagram.com/cr5p__br/

Looked at some Taiwanese websites half jokingly but they all wanted someone older.

I feel like the divorce rate for roasties is the same as any mail order bride so who knows, less hassle than listening to some cunt drone on about inane shit.

Colombian women are even more eager to gtfo of Colombia. OP, go to Colombia and snag up a hot wifey there. She wont be a virgin, but in that country they lose their virginity at like 8 or something.

white is right dont forget it. Unless youre not..

>trying to buy a mail order bride
>instead of just meeting a foreign qt off interpals or something and getting her to marry you for a visa

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Hell yeah! That's like my dream to just be able to see a girl you find perfect and can get her!

l stiII have some seIf respect

r e d d i t stories for mail order brides have definitely turned me off from them

most of them go into loveless relationships where its obviously the man who pines for the woman hard. She then just uses his money to bring over her entire family.

I tried interpals. Only one girl messages me, and the convo went nowhere.

I have considered it, and came to the conclusion that I don't want some literal diseased whore who will just use me for a green card and alimony.

Send more messages or take better pictures, don't expect any girls to message first unless you're an ultra-chad

I'd rather wait for sexbots.

Why would a foreign woman want to marry you if it doesn't get her out of her shithole, though
jesus user think this through

>pay a fuckton to buy a bride
>expect cuddles, fucking and/or a partner to hang around and talk to
>she fucks off as soon as she's on american soil to go suck Chad's dick
hmm I wonder

It's illegal when you do it

It's legal when Chad orders himself a mail order bride

I did considered it and googling about it.
But unless you are in the inner circle, it's pretty risky.
Plus even the mail order bride probably have requirements. I been trying those russia bride site and even they don't message me back. They do ask for money though but I'm not sending them shit unless it's legit and it's hard to know whether the girl is legit or not

Fun fact: mail order brides divorce less often than home-grown roasties divorce.

1) you aren't rich enough
2) most of them are catfishing with pics of girls hotter than them
3) they really do just get the citizenship and divorce you/take half your shit
4) you don't even get laid once, they always make up some excuse or just don't stay at your place

Ask me how I found this out.

maybe if I become rich enough to get a top tier 3D waifu. Russian skank who just want residency are for retards

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Oh and the real cool part is, before you meet a real one you'll meet 20 fake ones that will have you send them money for "plane tickets" or "their grandma's surgery that she needs or she'll die DON'T YUO LOV ME PLS SEND MONIE, NOW SEND MORE"

russia?

oregano

I did the reverse, put myself up as basically a mail order husband. Obviously the main incentive was citizenship but I got paid and married nonetheless and she came to live with me.

story and the process? I'm interested in doing it

Not much a story, out of curiosity and a lack of anything in my life otherwise, I looked around online and found a few services which offered the service. Some are obviously mail order bride sites but allow some men on, others are specialized for it.

Chances are you'll get snagged by some Chinese girl of a rich family looking to live in the west, at least when I did it that was the main share of what is a pretty small market to be fair. However I didn't end up with a Chinese girl myself that's just what I saw.