Don't copuIate with strangers

Don't copuIate with strangers.

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Balapa

Actually you would not be copulating if you use birth control as it is 98% effective.

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That is good advice.

WHY WOULD I TAKE LIFE ADVICE FROM SHELDOR THE SPERGMANCER

Copulating is not necessary procreating, and procreating can be done by indirect means without the parents copulating.

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Fool that you are, Sheldon, because you waste your finite time on this earth arguing semantics valuable to no one. The love you receive in your life is artificial and forced, but you will not realize this yourself for the better part of another decade. Will you escape this wretched hive of pretentiousness? Or will you succumb to your most banal instincts? Huh, you fucking retard? Huh?

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But I wanna bazinga her with my pazina

>Or will you succumb to your most banal instincts?
That is what must humans do when they copulate

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Again you display your foolishness. Humans, on average, succumb to their instincts with sex, as they answer a question asked by birth and answered by death. But you are another kind of question, with a different kind of answer. Your sexual instinct is barren with the only real drive within you being your snarky, emotional wall creating snarkiness and overall obnoxiousness. Now you will pick up that blade by your feet and answer the call.

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Thank you, I will go forth and propagate the Caucasian race.

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I don't know that sound more like something out of a play than something he'd say

and you wouId know

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Shut up. Shut the fuck up, you fucking mongrel. Wastrel. Do you understand the stakes? Are you able to comprehend everything and anything that matters in this very moment, in this very slice of time? There are a billion atoms within you but you do them no honor if you loosen your mind the way that you have. Now fight me. Fight me like a man. Show me what you and those billions of atoms can do.

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Bazoungaga

0y vey (((Walowitz))

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bakinkska

yo sheldon you changed the wi fi password again????

Actually, he's the Wolowizard

Women actually prefer having sex with strangers

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3152687/Tracey-Cox-reveals-surprising-strange-things-REALLY-turn-women-on.html
>hooked up to a machine called a plethysmograph (which measured the physical signs of arousal like vaginal lubrication, expansion and increase in blood flow).
>The sexy scenarios included sex between long-term partners, sex with male and female friends, sex with exes, unknown women and unknown men.
>Sex with a male friend didn't provoke much interest at all (suggesting women who fancy their male friends are more interested in love than sex) but sex with a male stranger was eight times more powerful.

laweekly.com/news/the-psychology-behind-sex-with-strangers-and-why-women-secretly-want-it-2530251
>Sex with a stranger often falls in everyone's top 5 fantasy list, but odds are it holds a particularly significant standing in women's lustful wish list. I'm not talking rape scenarios -- that's got its own special spot in many of our minds -- but simple no-strings-attached fucking with someone you don't know, don't care to find out, and will never see again.
>"For most, the rush of dopamine and other neurotransmitters can be an intoxicating rush, for some even compulsive,"

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27872395
>Strangers With Benefits: Attraction to Outgroup Men Increases as Fertility Increases Across the Menstrual Cycle.
>Ancestral females may have solved the inbreeding dilemma while balancing parental investment pressures by mating with outgroup males either via converting to an outgroup or cuckolding the ingroup.

Yes its trapsareboysyoureafaggot

Like a child, unclothed and alone in nature crying out against the ontological impetus which necessitates her existence the representational symbols which you are, syntactically, a slave to will necessitate your conscious noncorporeality. As if the functional relationship between your words and the logic game I am devised to solve is worth more than a rudimentary study of punctuated creativity...

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Penny doesn't talk like that

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I have a very simple question to ask, and I will ask you this only once. Do you want to die? Do you want to perish like a dog, right here and right now? Is that what you crave? Your loose flinging of thickly brimmed words leaves your vulnerabilities open, and I can see your cowardice. I can see your heartbeat. I know you are afraid.

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No one wants to die, but no one wanted to be born either.

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I have never watched this television program, but premarital sex is indeed bad.