>you will never be Solid Snake
Fictional character you wish you were
Christian Gray
Christian Jenkins
i wish i was ralphie from mafia 1, getting to show tommy how to open a new car before each new mission
Michael White
>you will never autistically hunt goblins all day
Luke Howard
>ywn be naked snake (best snake)
Liam Bennett
Solid Snake would kick big boss's ass
Nathan Jenkins
Solid snake is a clone who got the inferior genes. Big boss is literally the superior soldier in the lore
Adrian Moore
And yet, only Big Boss got corrupted.
Joshua Rodriguez
>ywn have a big solid snake
Christopher Nelson
Solid Snake is a pure boy and underappreciated
>all that Big Boss love
>all that Raiden love
>all that Solidus love
>all that Liquid love
Jacob Cox
and yet Solid Snake ended up kicking both Big Medic's ass and Big Boss's ass in the original games. That was the whole point of MGS1. Your genes don't matter in the end
Sebastian Bennett
Venom Snake is obviously superior.
Ethan Brown
>venom snake
I'm Big Boss, and you are too
Still pissed about that
Joseph Moore
Snake surviving in MG1 was, in the original storyline, a complete fucking fluke. Also, even in the finalized MGSV timeline he's fighting a man well past his prime in both encounters.
Levi Thompson
Wish I were Rocky. Older I get, more I enjoy the Balboa speech. I gotta keep on trying.
Jace Morales
>I wish I were a guy who got beat retarded in every fight and watched my best friend and rival die in a ring to cheating communists
Why
Jacob Wilson
tfw you'll never be a super strong killing machine and have a short-haired brown turned retard anime waifu to fugg
Isaiah Martin
I wish I could do something great, and then become a teacher and train the next generation. And I've had a hard life, but with no consolations. Wish my suffering had been for something.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Guts is an actual cuck though
Oliver Sanchez
Did he even write his story? I don't think he understood the arc of Solid Snake at all.
I'd want to be a generic isekai protagonist.
Brody Reyes
if thats the price i have to pay for being guts then im in
Isaiah Wood
>ywn be venom snake
Elijah Russell
He understood it, the thing is Solid Snake isn't as expressive or emotional as Big Boss is. Even though Solid's story is about him overcoming his clone status and being his own man
>that scene with meryl where she's asking personal questions and he's super dismissive
Big Boss cries and is clearly emotional when his mentor dies, when Solid Snake has the chance to do a similar act with his mentor Gray Fox he yells that he can't do it and then screams when Fox dies.
Adrian Hall
It can be, man, all it takes is that first step in lifestyle changes then shedding the other of society off. I believe in you.
Ryan Morales
Who the fuck wants to be snake. Your whole life is just a painful joke.
>ywn be dr manhattan and see humans as what they really are. Meaningless