>wake up
>everyone on the friend list is offline
Wake up
Oliver Jones
Elijah Smith
>stay up to talk with people.
>no one wants to talk.
Suffering.
Jackson Kelly
>having friends on your friend list
Normies are the biggest cancer on this planet
Elijah Scott
>f-four chins is my only friend i love u all random anons that give me (you) ;__;
Kayden Morris
>spend a year making friends
>they all start quitting
fresh...
Kevin Anderson
>wake up
>friends list is empty
Justin Adams
>Wake up.
>E-Friend still hasn't replied.
Guess I will have to die.
Josiah Sanchez
>tfw no e-friend to constantly talk and grow emotionally attached to
Matthew Sanchez
>wake up
>no ones on my friends list
Nolan Foster
What's ur username and what are you on? I'll add you as long as you don't have some weeb shit lol
Henry Hill
>wake up
>still friendless
David Morgan
>"haha yeah goota go man, we'll play some more this time tomorrow though, see ya then"
>last online 843 days ago
Anthony Garcia
>online friend you thought was a guy turns out to be a girl
>suddenly remember all the disgusting man things and banter your told to her
>she still wants to message with me, even initiates conversation
What is this?
Charles Robinson
>has people on the friend list
Kevin White
Look brah
The solution is so simple
Just get more friends lmao
William Wilson
>wake up
>one friend request
>it's a spambot
Every fucking time
Zachary Hall
>Having any kind of friends
Disgusting
Jordan Kelly
>only online friends are american
>sleeping schedule is fucked to the point of no return
Brody Gonzalez
>wake up
>no one on friends list wants to talk
>ever
Dylan Collins
>wake up
>9 messages from different friends
>"hey user wanna hang out" etc
>wake up again
>no friends
>go back to sleep
Isaiah Watson
>wake up
>grababrushandputalittlemakeup
every fucking time
Ethan Mitchell
>wake up
>accidentally join army
>end up killing shit ton of sand people
>become crippling drunk
Nolan Howard
Hey, it's not my fault people like me.
Blake Rivera
they don't, you just imagine it. they hang around you because they enjoy making fun of you and laughing behind your back
Eli Sullivan
Yeah, I bet, either way I don't really care.
Matthew Rogers
>add everyone who adds you
>too ashamed and scared to talk to them
>they remove you shortly
James Sullivan
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO THE CLEAR BLUE SKY
Chase Gutierrez
This is called a blessing. I envy you user.
Austin Phillips
it's called autism and means she probably only ever has guys as friends, which is a major redflag
Adam White
this is originally the worst
everyone has a job and they only come on for like 20 minutes in the evening
the NEETcurse strikes again