You're paying for the dinner, right user?

>"no"
there, problem solved

reverse search the images, her name is oregon

actually i'm wrong she's from oregon

reverse image doesn't work, just post her insta you fucking jew

i don't have her instagram you faggot, i'm just trying to help you out, not OP so go find it yourself

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I never authorized her fucking daughter to fucking come

Dine and dash and hope they get caught for trying to fucking milk my already dry ass wallet

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Girl on left I will pay for our date.

Girl on right I ask why the fuck she is third wheeling my date.

>dinner
>clearly midday
hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Well that depends on how we ended up in this situation, right?
also
>titlet on the right
fucking kek, when will they learn

Bro I'm such a fucking alpha ill bend them both over the table and fuck them raw, then I'll force a homeless man to pay for my dinner.

xD a+ funny post my man, love it!

Thanks brah, maybe if you actually shape up and become a man finally ill show you my truly alpha ways of getting a internet gf and a serious case of mono my dude

>tfw titshame
I cry

oh man this guy's a LEGEND!

Thanks brah ill drink to that (you) you just gave me

Here is to hoping you get skme internet pussy and some mono

pay of course. what do you think I am? some American kike?

Joke's on you, I'm flat broke.

oh god, a normie fagbook refugee.
this is why we can't have nice things on the internet

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A picture of having lunch with two insanely attractive girls brings back horrible memories.

>be in holidays in russia
>originally russian so can speak a bit but can't read for shit
>klv
>back when i was a kid apparently i had a female friend
>mom sets me up to meet this old friend who i have no recollection of, along with her friend
>we meet
>kinda just walk by her and nod at her kinda thing
>she does same
>meets up with her friend
>apparently we're going to do some 'quest' activity bullshit where like we get put into a rooms with a bunch of hidden shit and clue written how to solve puzzles in room
>old friend's other friend comes over
>they talk whole time
>enter quest thing
>remember i can't read russian
>stand around and behind them for like an hour and fucking half while they read all the puzzles and solve all the shit i can't do
>internalanguish.png
>literally have never wanted to die more then that hour
>proceed to have lunch with them afterwards
>don't order anything
>"yeah ill just take some of a pizza we're all having"
>pay for pizza
>offer to drive me home after lunch
>fuck that
>nah i live pretty close to here
>quickly speed walk away from the fucking shit and navigate the broken russian suburbs to find the apartment im staying in

The worst part is this old childhood friend is now coming over here to Australia, to stay at our house for two months because she wants to see the world and whatfuckingnot.

Apparently I'm supposed to give her a tour of this place.

Kill me now.

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> She just has that "look". I don't know how to describe it
high quality genetics that suggest high numbers of healthy offspring with continued bloodline survival

wow nature is magic. now gimme my shotgun

right's got a better face (left looks inbred or stupider at the very least) but left has great tits

her freckles are nasty. she looks like the most forgettable white girl. if she had short hair she'd look like tom cruise actually

>actually origgngg

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Fuck her you autist. Oreganoli cannoli ravioli.

Stop responding to shitty threads like these. Save the pics and move on.

except both of these women look dumb as rocks, and IQ is largely heritable, so they probably have shit genes. enjoy your brainlet children user

lmfao how hard is it just to say no dumb betas this is why you dont get laid

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Please god someone find out who left is

>Yeah that's cool no problem

>brb need a piss

>walk out back exit and leave

I've legitimately done this before irl because i didn't want to break a 50 quid note kek

lmao thanks for that

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Not even gonna lie I'd simp and pay for that shit, white women are a weakness.

I would always pay for the first date, and then tell them that if they wanted to go on a second date, they would "take me some place."

that way I established that I wasn't always going to be paying, but if they could only afford something less then that was fine.

my current gf splits everything so it has worked out