These are your maids for tonight

These are your maids for tonight.

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First order of duty clean my pipe

i distinctly remember putting a do not disturb sign on my door

Don't you dear touch my garbage get out of my room and go make me some noodles but the on on the left can stay

Are you talking about your dick or DUDE WEED? If the latter, please kill yourself.

Rarely do I have to say this but,
>joke
>your head

>btfo
>haha was just a j-joke

Those look like strong boys, I'm gonna need em to help me move some tvs and a couch. And the carpets need cleaning. Chop Chop

leave and don't come back thank you

How did I get btfo? You literally couldnt figure it out and apparently still havent. lel

>These are your maids for tonight.
me on the left

Ask for their workout plan, I don't want to be a skelly anymore.
Then fuck

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Would you still stick to their workout plan? Even when you're collapsed on the ground, panting and throwing up?

Bro I would take a massive shit on the floor amd make my roomba smear it all over the floor just so I couod make them clean it up

Then ill lmao at them when I ride my private jet to Taiwan and bring back 14 taiwainese lady boys and have them turn me into a human pinyata right in front of them.

sorry buy that job has been filed but i guess letting join wouldn't heart

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noice
i would love a swole maid gf

This is your personal trainer for tonight.

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>tfw no wheyfu to inject creatine with

I look at these 2D girls and think it would be great to have something like that in my life them i look at actual muscular girls and am immediately disgusted

wait if they're my maids then i get to do whatever i want to them, right?
so, my first order is to lay on my bed, cuddle with me, and let me caress your abs. i would like sex, but that's optional

I'd lick their tummies then fug them

>disgusted by hardbodies

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This is can get with i was imagining those muscle monsters and thought they all were like that

Time for a nice striptease show!

Cute! CUTE!
Same.

ywn get swole with a cute gf
any fembot looking for a gym partner?

Your fault for being dumb enough to compare 3D with 2D.