>Specialist Ketchum is assigned to be your battle buddy
>ohboyohboyohboy user I just know we're gonna be the best battle buddies ever! pose for a selfie! :3
What DO you do?
Specialist Ketchum is assigned to be your battle buddy
That's a girl right? If so, then fuck her right in the pussy
the guy on the right looks so done with """her""" shit.
can't wait until """she""" gets raped by mujahideen in Syria.
>That's a girl right?
Yes.
>can't tell which is the girl
>Specialist Ketchum invites you off base to her place for some Netflix and chill
>come on in user, the steaks are resting and should be ready soon, you can just help me toss the salads tehehe :3
What DO you do?
i would probably unironically get her alone on the battlefield and kill her when no ones looking. not even memeing, she would be a detriment to the survival of the rest of the unit
Women do not belong on the battlefield period. Or the military at all for that matter.
I'd request a different person and if they don't comply I'd just do whatever I could to get out of service. I'm not dying because of some whore who's only skill is fucking everyone in the company.
>Or the military at all for that matter.
and who fills all the support and logistical roles they fulfill?
i would toss her boipussy salad with a helping of my special male dressing
men retard
More males to be enlisted by force. So many other countries do it and I don't see why America shouldn't ethier.
Recruiting enough men wouldn't be a problem. It would probably cost less than it does to pull in women for 'diversity'
clearly if they had sufficient recruitment to fill those slots they would
What is with you people and this massive faggot?
Why hasn't it been blown to bits in sandniggerstan yet?
It has a penis.
Males shouldn't teehee. Gynocomastia is not the same as real women breasts.
Haha troll.
Gross.
>((((support and logistical roles))))
>so many other countries
most countries have done away with conscription user
probably because that's completely anti-american. we have to keep up at least the illusion of freedom.
Specialist Ketchum is a girl and has passed basic, AIT, and jump school
Not the important ones.
The army is more American than freedom. It's as American as America can get.
Ketchum cutie show that boipucci plz
Switzerland, Greece, South Korea are the only important countries?
there is one picture of the derringer
its small and part of a larger collage someone made
that's it
>typed all this mad shit as a basement larper while BASED trannerz are out defending western civilization
Sad!
Nice cherry picking. Seems you forgot to mention Iran,Israel, and Russia.
I'd fuck her right in the ass, she's so cute
those aren't first world nations
I'd use some of my fuckin sweet moves on the soldier bitch till I'm eating so much pussy I am shitting clit
I physically laughed at how fucking retarded that sounds.
well they're not first world nations its a simple fact
They really aren't though. They are as well off as america. Maybe not Iran but Israel and Russia are.
Russia is not, they're a desiccated mess using soviet era shit with no hope of upgrades beyond token demonstrators
I'd pose for the selfie before making sweet love to my battle buddy, followed by ring shopping.
They are one of the strongest nation's in the world. If they do something the rest of the world knows about it. It is pretty important wether it is a 1st world country or not by your or anyone's standards.
And yet the crazy homicidal traitor who murders someone in his unit is NOT detrimental?
If they did proper psych evaluations, neither you or the tranny would be anywhere near a battlefield.
Army trap is the best trap.
>russia
>strong
That's what they want you to think. They have less GDP than Italy
Ok now you are just b8ing.
They have good propaganda for sure
no, they're not
look at that south Ossetia shit, sending bits and pieces of units and 1 aircraft out of a whole squadron
no readiness
no logistics to move them
in the Ukraine they've had to rely on militias and bikies
Hopefully she gets BLACKED
When shit hits the fan America will regret laying their lives in the filthy hands of mentally ill ppl.
Does anyone have a high res version of the dick pic? It seems to be gone from plebbit.
someone who's crazy and homicidal is by definition an asset to a group that's purpose is to kill you idiot
I'd penetrate this so hard it went into orbit
Wake up and be thankful the nightmare has ended.
that's a fukin dude
every white female soldier only fucks the black bros or women
No, they're not. With just being a psychopath who wants to kill, you're a liability since nobody can trust you wont do the same to your comrades and that you hold any loyalty. There's a reason spec ops groups, during interviewing the people in the pipeline, they seek and weed out psychopaths.
Not if they kill their own troops, you mong. That's the enemy's job. You don't do the enemy's job!
Offer to waifu Her immediatly, suggest she call me senpai and both go awol to live out our lives on kawaii Island eating coconuts and goji berries.
>assigned with a boy who takes selfies with you every 10 minutes
>constantly always trying to drag you in small talk and other shit
>probably will fall in love with you if save his life with his faggotron ass
>one day after battle I will just push him down and pump and dump
>never mention it ever and just carry on just to fuck with him
>we're all good now boiiiii
That's what I'll do. Basically fuck once and claim him as my territory until the other fag comes along and claims him.
the fuck do you mean the steaks are resting
Make peace with the fact that my lifespan has most likely been severely reduced.
After cooking it, you let a steak rest before eating it you dipshit. I'm a literal vegan and I hope you are ashamed forever that a fucking vegan knows more about steaks than you.