>tell mom I'm going on a diet
>she starts crying and saying I don't need to I'm beautiful the way I am
>buys me a large pizza
>gets mad I don't want to eat it all
Tell mom I'm going on a diet
Tyler Brown
Juan Jenkins
HAHAHAHHAHAH YOUR OWN MOTHER WANTS YOU TO BE A FAT FUCK
Juan Bennett
post pics of your mom
oregano mozarella
Adrian Murphy
the one thing i've never understood about people is why they tend to drag the people around them down. is it jealousy? but aren't you better off if your friends and family are?
Joseph Lopez
she's right op.
you're not fat, just big-boned
Sebastian Ross
I have this exact problem honestly. Life sucks. I hope that the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Jordan Taylor
Improving yourself makes them feel bad since it kills some of their excuses about they can't improve.
Best thing you can do is to move out and start shopping/cooking for yourself.
Pic related. Crab mentality.
Joshua Cooper
what is the reason for this phenomena, can we get an expert to comment on this please im genuinly fascinated
Luis Collins
Your mom wants you to be fat so you die and she secretly has you on life insurance. Just go on your diet.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Think of it from her perspective. She has nobody besides you. She knows if you lose weight you'll become more attractive. If you get attractive then you'll find a GF and leave her. Then she'll have nobody for emotional support.
Stop being selfish and eat the fucking pizza.
Joshua Long
>tfw move out
>have to pay rent now
>can't save
>veggies are expensive
i cant do that yet
Levi Jenkins
>be mommy's happy baby boy
>be retarded and bullied at school and have 0 friends
>mommy's only way of making me happy is to buy me fast food
>works for the longest time
>mommy's happy baby boy grows up to be a disappointed bitter failure of an adult
>mommy never worked on her parenting skills and doesn't know what went wrong with me
>only knows how to cry over and and buy me fast food
>frustrated that it isn't working anymore and can only blame mommy's baby boy for being an ungrateful little shit
Easton Walker
>veggies are expensive
They really arent
Jose Davis
Veggies are cheaper than pizza. Rent sucks though i'll never move out.
Thomas Adams
Eating healthy is cheaper than the unhealthy food most Americans eat.
Aaron Jones
Dd you have a controlling single mother too? iktf
Leo Hughes
At least you understand how she works. That's a great advantage for you. When you choose to move out or diet, you are better prepared to deal with her.
Joshua Diaz
I guess you have never seen a $5 pizza.
Carter Gomez
Don't forget to add all the gallons of soda and beer Americans love to chug all day.
Joseph Perez
What can be done against fast food outlets using brain manipulation signals to make me buy thier food. Happens evertime I pass one and I've had enough of it
Connor Brown
This. People are just lazy. Go into most shops here and the fresh fruit and vegetables are cheaper than frozen food and you get more meals out of them
Jaxson Cox
>D O L L A R M E N U
>$5 VALUE MEALS
>$.99 2L SODA
>COOKING OILS AND SUGAR AND BREADS AND CORN SYRUP ALL DIRT CHEAP
Jack Price
You have an oedipal mother, sorry to say.