/britfeel/

still drinking rum and barr bubblegum and cherryade mixed together

honestly depends what you wank to lad

this, wank to some gf roleplay asmr for a pure wank.

nothing, no porn even imagination

maybe a grooly vagina though

Sadly I'm on water. Sounds like you lads are drinking classy stuff.

Drinking just makes me fucking depressed these days. I feel good when I'm drinking, but I feel completely down and depressed for about 2 days afterwards.

can a kinda user please post the current OP PSD?

i voted wank but only on the condition its to traps, if not tranfer my vote to dont wank

Just had a cup of tea and I think that'll be me for today.

CAN No 6
Buzz definitely there.

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I can't get drunk unless I drink alcohol.

luckily for me i feel down and depressed all the time, so drinking doesnt make much of a difference to that
you could say im living the dream
whoa slow down lad i hope you didnt have sugar you fucking degenerate

I'm on glass of wine number 2 lad! Got another whole bottle to drink and my neighbours finally played a song i like !!

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If I sleep plenty, go to the gym every day and eat healthy then I get a buzz that is a bit like being drunk but better.

Of course that takes loads of effort and deprivation. It's a lot easier to just crack open a can.

im kind of embarrassed to admit this but i trust you guys so
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feels good to get that off my chest desu

Sent some noods to a grill earlier. I can make my cock look huge when it's only 7 inches using camera tricks, women are silly.

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No sugar for me just a splash of milk.
I like my tea strong.

One essay completed, not a clue what I'm doing for this second one
Don't even fucking like uni desu, danced with the idea of dropping out yesterday but I'm quite certain this is the best option I have, wouldn't mind being a rich NEET though

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good on ya lad, good on ya.

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are you upset crona is going to gorge on estrogen and hook up with one of the Jow Forums lads?

got some cheap as fuck creme caramel liqueur from aldi which actually tastes bretty gud

Won't she be disappointed when you whip it out in person? I always understate my size and play it off like I'm only slightly above average at 6.5" so when they get an extra couple of inches they're shocked but also pleased.

What do you study at uni Gooseberry?

Going to have a comfy vidya session before bed

>mfw eventhough my peen is 5.5 and somewhat thicc I tricked a girl into thinking it was 8 inches with camera tricks

who else here /devilish/?

It's also like the time when I tricked some womyn into thinking it was 7
theyre actually not very smart when it comes to this

i literally take dick pics with a wide angle lens

youtube.com/watch?v=jHnXMbtybcs&t=49s
some essential mummykino asmr right here lads

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s'life lad
or it is for me. I know others that don't have the same outlook
for in that sleep of death what dreams may come as we have shuffled off this mortal coil
1 day lad
I wasn't going to post this as I thought, pfft edgelord/10 with that
but it could already be perceived as edgelike, so fuck it
youtube.com/watch?v=m-0HUFmwfwg

Muslims SEETHING at KFC lads

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Why do you incels even bother with nofap? what possible advantage could it have for us?

I see what you mean but I'm skinny and she's short so it stills looks big any way. Also, if a girl's disappointed by 7 inches, that's kind of ridiculous.

based KFC holy shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=I6MEhBU2xmY

wish they had concerts like this in the uk

Mummy fucker poster here. I want to smash my mummy BAN BAN.

Whenever I see KFC I always want some.
But whenever I eat KFC I always regret it.

I just wanted to see how long I could last, considering the longest I've gone without is like 2 days since I was 13

Social media makes it seem like people can make hundreds of friends seemingly effortlessly.

I have maybe 8 people in the world who I could go for a pint with. There's plenty of others who have zero.

How is it that people can have hundreds? What are they doing that I'm not?

is your mum really fit?

if you go 1000 days without you get the power of teleportation
*teleports behind you*
*gives you a really big calendar*
ganbatte lad
*teleports off*
*comes out of your bathroom*
hurr hurr, woops
TO THE FUTURE
*teleports off*

i dont think youre an edgelord, i just think you have shit taste in music
no offense

same lad.
orioir

>What are they doing that I'm not?
pretending to get on with people they dont like

Same user form last thread, still panicing over my report. could i send the professor an email saying im having personal problems or soemthing?

And i have exams in 3 weeks as well, how do i stop procatsinating before i ruin my life?

only 2 cans left over here lad, got some gin or vodka though after that

so if i ever do convince a girl to give me a bj there will be so much backlog that i drown the roastie whore

A day after taking LSD for the first time too. He's larping in overdrive now Tilde left

what do you do when you get pished? I'm actually struggling a bit tonight because I went out for drinks with my mum. idk if that makes me turbo normie or an abject loser, but i can't bring myself to care
also presuming you get bevvied alone like me most of the time????

You could be right about that, but plenty of people don't like me and no one is pretending to get on with me.

Wow, has someone notified this Guardian about this hate crime?

oh what. they're my favouritist band
no offence taken lad. cba spoilering, desu

not him but i listen to music and post on britfeel while im getting pissed
people only pretend to be friends with people if they think it will make them look cool on social media

If I'm at home jsut post on britfeel, shitpost on the rest of chan or play vidya.

Maybe I'd be considered normie, but when I visit my parents I definitely get pissed with them.

Halal should genuinely be banned. There's no point in making animals suffer.

And yes I hope that in future we won't need to kill animals for their meat.

>people only pretend to be friends with people if they think it will make them look cool on social media

I'm probably not good looking enough for that. Ah well, at least I actually have a couple of mates who genuinely like me.

its the singers voice that puts me off desu
its one of those classic whiny emo voices that just really annoy me
probably my problem rather than his tho

no offense lad but thats probably it
its better to have a couple of really good mates than a load of fake ones though

hi lids just got up, WHATS GOING ON?

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just do your work you slag

aye sounds about right, but i don't feel so connected to britfeels anymore idk why. probably being scottish makes the brit part not sit well with me, who knows
i hardly see any mates anymore, but i fucking love getting drunk with my mum, she's hysterical
mirin

I get that
I can't listen to the smiths

it'll be the absolute norm soon. More and more fast food places are going that way.

I'm absolutely all for eating meat, I believe it's healthy to do so. But I don't think animals should suffer just to appease any religion.

Agreed mate.

I had a guy who I thought was a really good mate. He even asked me to be his best man at his wedding coming up. Now he wants nothing to do with me. Ignored me when I tried to go for a drink with him. Ghosted me ever since.

Fuck knows what happened. Just a few years ago we were out together every weekend.

Fucking love getting drunk with my parents too lad, nothing wrong with that. They live in a really nice remote village too with a great local with loads of friendly old people who voted for Brexit in it. Fucking great time TBQH, true best of british shit.

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For the incels, if someone asked you when the last time you had sex was how would you respond?

punch them square in the jaw

>Oof, to be honest I've hit a bit of a dry patch recently mate. Need to get back in the gym I reckon.

I'd just say never because I have 0 shame

>3 responses in 4 seconds
The absolute state of us, lads

neighbours making noise, I bang back and they stop

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hate snakes like that lad, youre better off without him

Real comfy hours, who /snug/?

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who /wank/ now?

Thanks lad, really appreciate you saying that. Genuinely made me feel a bit better about it.

Got some Beefeater gin, had a bottle recently and it was good so I bought another. Didn't think I was going to go too hard on it tonight but I have a second wind and can see me going til the small hours. Nice and comfy

Nice lad, assert dominance

I DECREE THAT BRITFEEL IS SIMPLY TAKING AND NOT GIVING

>Real comfy hours, who /snug/?
As a bug lid
What to?

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taking the piss and not giving a shit

had that so many times mate, dont really think i can have just one drink any more desu

>not him but i listen to music and post on britfeel while im getting pissed
Same here lad, discovered the joys of visual novels recently as they involve zero effort and you can get a lot of hours out of some of them too.

Just played 4 games of fortnite with some frenchies
couldnt really speak but felt like i had friends

Jow Forums IS MINE IT OWES ME A LIVING

I dont care, i just tell them i havent had sex. Normally people apologise about it but I dont care about it i tell its fine and move on

Bed time now

Got probation tomorrow

My beard only grows on the outside of my face. Makes me look like a proper neckbeard.

Yeah I am going that way. Might stop for a while and reset my tolerance, I don't want to end up like the chronic drunks on /ck/. Never drank an enture bottle of spirits in a day but I reckon I could if I started mid afternoon

>visual novels
wut?

UNDER THE IRON BRIDGE WE KISSED
AND ALTHOUGH I ENDED UP WITH
SOLACE
tfw kissed a girl under an iron bridge and cant listen to this song anymore

What is the official dirnk of /britfeel/? Down to the brand.

>My beard only grows on the outside of my face
what did user mean by this?

>where should I brag about kissing girls
>ah yes, the virgin crowd