ITT: that kid thread: teacher edition

How in depth did they get?

>That teacher who would record my autistic breakdowns
>That teacher who would judge our days based on color (Green, yellow, red) but literally gave every female a green and most boys got yellows, I once got a yellow, she said I got a red, I corrected her math (reds or yellows were based on number of mistakes) and she got mad.

> the teacher who threatened voodoo on the whole class
> the same teacher who discussed blowjob tips with the roasties
> the old D&T American bloke who KO'd some little shit year 7
> the older D&T teacher who was a pedo and went to the local gaybar
> the fat sub teacher who fell through a wall and left a huge hole

it's a purposefully bad edit of a japanese aesthetic pepper

>that teacher whos wife was constantly pregnant, had several children, and brought all of the kids from his class to his house once for a "school trip"

also called all the girls in class princess, and spoke, too softly

I don't remember him getting too graphic, most of his advice boiled down to "use lube, use protection, start slow," which is fine advice, I guess, I just didn't need that shit in my geometry class.

>that liberal World History teacher who always bitched about Europe and had pictures of her kidding black guys and animals on a trip she took to Africa
>that Spanish teacher who was her husband and got a vasectomy
>that Math teacher who was the hockey coach and the team actually had a losing streak which lasted for a couple years until he got replaced
>that Sociology teacher who was right wing
>that black Jewish English teacher who got fired for sexting girls
>that Science teacher who had a collection of rocks and he named all of them
>that gym teacher with one arm
>that Business teacher I was cool with who actually gave me his copy of New Vegas on the last day of school since we talked about Vidya and shit quite a bit
>those teachers who had their kids in their classes

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>That teacher who dropped his pants in the middle of class to explain "gravity"
>That teacher who got caught sleeping with her students and had to resign
>That teacher who (supposedly) had a tramp stamp and wore stripper boots
>That teacher who lost her shit cause you told someone to draw a rice picker hat on their drawing
>That teacher who always talked about how diet coke made him lose weight
>That teacher who got caught with porn in her files but never got in trouble
>That teacher who looked down girls shirts in class

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Full story please

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>That teacher that always had their 5-month-old baby with them, even during flu outbreak in the school
>That liberal teacher that made your friend publicly apologize for setting their PFP as a black guy on one of their social media accounts
>That one teacher you were really chill with but everyone else hated, to the point where she got so frustrated from the other students that she got a nosebleed from the stress and had to go to the hospital

Should I write more about the liberal teacher? A lot of stories about her.

>that teacher who always came in half an hour late, played ambient electronica and called it "space music" and obviously smoked weed in his spare time
Based
Too bad they fired him later.

>That teacher who left for over half the year and didn't let us do a major project at home cause she didn't trust us
>The teacher who committed suicide after a divorce
>The teacher who got a BJ from a student to pass a class and got caught by another student

>that teacher who would watch the girls intently during yoga class

I wanna hear more about the chill teacher desu. the "librelz" stories get boring after awhile

>spec ed teacher comes into work like usual, taking care of tards and making sure they don't hurt themselves or others
>most tards manageable, peaceful and usually tolerable
>there was this one tard though, the most angry tard of all time
>his name was Daryl, he was terrible
>parents didn't care what he did, they just want him away from them
>he was badly behaved, shrieked whenever, and had tardstrength that could put holes in lockers (no joke he put his foot through a locker once)
>he hated being touched, it would put him into a tard rage if someone even brushed against him
>this tard legally required a wrangler, and this was the biggest wrangler I have ever seen
>6'6" and about 280 lbs
>he is the only one who can control this potato
>one day Daryl manages to escape his wrangler, was wandering the halls screeching
>spec ed teacher saw tard wandering the halls, tried to guide him back to the tardcage
>she makes the mistake of touching Daryl
>oh Christ that was a bad move
>yard shrieks andshoves her over the railing at the top of the stairs
>she smashes her lower spine and it breaks
>she could no longer move her legs
>Daryl runs shrieking through the halls
>school put on lockdown
>cops called
>took 3 hours to get control of Daryl
>Daryl was moved to a tard school after that
>teacher never walked again
That was pretty sad. She was really nice and tried her best to do her job.

That's too bad. Nice teacher's always seem to get mistreated

this thread reminds me..

>be me, Junior Year APUSH
>Teacher is gone for a week so we have a sub
>Sub gets annoyed by normies being stupid.
>Last day he fucking loses it
>goes on a full rant about how the CIA staged the Kennedy assassination and how the Rothschild control the world
>Normie kids are completely silent, in awe
>Never saw him again, rumored that he was banned from teaching any type of humanities

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>that teacher who cried in the middle of class because he couldnt handle some brads
>that same teacher who was clearly gay, and had the same name as me
>that same same teacher who gave me a book because he knew i loved the gender
>that same same same teacher who got fired because he couldnt handle underage b&s
i feel sad for him and i wish i could see him again

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>That teacher who everyone thought was funny because he said rapey shit
>That teacher that was rumored to have implants
>That teacher that taught the wage gap and other sjw crap in class
>That history teacher who accidently made half of the class into commies because they gave a one aentence explanation of communism

>that music teacher who saw a fight between tard and manlet and dindu nuttin and just laughed the whole time
>that arab teacher who had no ass at all
>that physics/math teacher who always told us interesting facts instead (shout out to you)
>that teacher who got attacked by female tard
>that teacher who cried and left school because one roastie wrote rude stuff about her
>that same physics/math teacher who didnt believe in the moon landing
>that science teacher who had a hard on for rocks

>that teacher who set aside a class period to ask the students why they didn't like him
>that teacher who had booze-fueled house parties with students
>that chemistry teacher with a PhD that let us blow shit up after hours

>that teacher who had a stroke and passed out while teaching class
>that teacher who joked about the time he pretended to be deaf to skip draft duty (these are the same teachers)
>that teacher who kept asking when you were going to turn 18...
>that teacher who actually raped middle schoolers
>that teacher who got knocked up so frequently you only saw her for 5 months out of 5 years

hahahaha death by tard

>that kid who was depressed and dropped out
>that kid who had a that kid who's a neet now
Woah what an idiot haha

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>that teacher that knew I was a friendless social autist and knew I liked a girl who was also socially autistic
>she gave me some movie tickets and told me to just ask her out
Pretty based desu. Too bad I fucked it up anyway

>THAT TEACHER THAT LIQUID SHITTED HIS PANTS AND KLLED HALF THE CLASS

>that teacher who was a little too enthusiastic about saying nigger every time it came up in a historical book
Mfw only black kid in class

>That teacher who treated the students like shit after his wife divorced him

Fuck you, Mr. Passes

>that teacher who was a jew hippie who moved to ghana to feed the niggers there

>that teacher who had a mental breakdown and started crying and hid under her seat crawled up in a ball because she couldn't control her class

>that gym teacher who asked the football players to send him nudes for weed and didn't get caught until 3 years after you graduated

>that strict teacher who always picked on me for not doing homework but was also really sexy and dominating
>that teacher who was usually unattractive but looked fantastic in stockings and heels
>that teacher who promised we'd go walking on the beach together and we never did
Fuck, I want to turn back time and try again.

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>that one really hot student teacher who showed up for like a week and then disappeared
>that substitute that legitimately got bullied by a class of 5th grade children and got so upset she left the room crying
>that one teacher who was simultaneously the fattest and bitchiest woman you've ever met and hated all but the students who sucked up to her, probably had ten cats
>that one economics teacher who got a divorce in the middle of the year and almost cried in class
>that one soft spoken guidance counselor who hit on your best friend when you were 15 and nothing ever came of it

>that teacher who didnt get fired for smoking weed before class because he's the only one who would take the job

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>that teacher in elementary school who was fired for being blatantly racist towards the black kids in under a week
>that gay teacher who had to leave the class after he was asked when he was having kids
>that teacher who despises all the students with a burning passion and was fired from her last teaching job at a different school for punching a kid
>that teacher who was told "nice cut" after coming back from chemotherapy
>that teacher in 4th grade who said "ew" to your face when you went in line for a hug on her last day teaching

that last one still hurts

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>that substitute teacher that got a sandwich thrown at them in the 10th grade
>that hot as fuck young teacher in the 7th grade that was the epitome of a perfect woman

>teacher never walked again

at what point should a tard have consequences for his actions?

>that kid who the science teacher was all over at prom

>that teacher who married his student

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>that teacher who would redpill us on things like 9/11, monsanto, the US gov etc and showed us pics of his gun
>that teacher who got bullied by an art class and left after that
>that science teacher who everyone thought was a creep who got kicked out for simulating sex in front of a bunch of 12/13 year olds

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>that theater teacher who hated gays
>that science teacher that was so cool everyone helped him when he got divorced
>that bull dyke math teacher that told different fake life stories to every class

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>that teacher that asked if you were being abused or if everything was okay at home

Happened twice with different teachers. That's when I realized my face was just naturally sad.

>that one tech teacher who looked like she did meth
>grey terrible hair
>almost all teeth missing, any remaining were black
>pot belly
>smoked all the time, it was obvious by the smell
>looked like a hobo
>was extremely pissy and caused kids to flip out over the bullshit she pushed
>only favored kids who were already doing well, otherwise she hated you

How she was never fired was beyond me.

>the 70 year old teacher who couldn't see or hear shit except for the class bells
>the poor teacher who hated every student who bragged about wealth(prep school)
>the history teacher who broke his leg during a civil war reenactment
>that English teacher you always jacked to
>the Latin teacher who spent the entire class complaining about how people bullied her son
>that coach who got cancer
>that other English teacher who got fired because she got tripped and tore a ligament
man, school was fucked

>that one art teacher who thought her mom was reincarnated as a fern and cried when the class called it a weed
>that one teacher who was obsessed and even sounded like spongebob
>that hot sub that every boy flirted with
>that teacher that called a kid a bitch and didnt get fired
>that one old teacher that was obsesse with coldplay and broke her ribs while listening to them
>that one teacher that was strict af but everyone liked him and comforted him when his mom died
will never forget that last one