Slutty moms stories

your mom is pretty boss for that. id like to fuck your mom.

The part that scared me was that it looked as if he pushed her to do it from their conversation and they would always joke about being really nice health inspector

Can I inspect your mom's food?

Your dad's a cuck

I really hated her for a while after that im pretty sure she figured out that i knew what was up

Her chinese noodle recipes are out of this world if i knew you i would send you some

I think he was just doing what had to be done we would have lost the business if he didnt

From that day on i hated gingers lmao the fucker looked like that wrestler seamus

My mom would sometimes wear like booty shorts, or show me the new lingerie she bought (not while wearing it) and say she was gonna get some rich younger man to buy her drinks or take her on vacation or something, but we all knew that wasn't true because she had some hygiene issues and couldn't even get my dad to fuck her.

honestly man azns are the most based of all races imo. im a white dude and im probably gonna go teach english in south korea to soak up their mentality and worldview.

i had a vietnamese girlfriend and her dad was like this millionare patriarchial gengis khan dude. i was thoroughly impressed. not sure what kind of azn you are but you get the point

confront your mom and fuck her

>she had some hygiene issues and couldn't even get my dad to fuck her
What the fuck does that mean? Did she never wash her cooch or something?

I wouldn't have been able to live with myself

If not ill do it for him

Anyone like this Mom?

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Honestly your mom sounds like a trooper

What does your mom look like?

what is this, a mother of ants?

Retry. My bad

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>approving of this
JFC
Robots stick to your convictions

she can get it

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biqle.ru/watch/-119920302_456239635 sauce

Should I post more for any of you guys?

>TFW my mom used to be a mistress and would go around pegging dudes and whipping them.

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i dont know but i think my mum slept with the headmaster to get me into my school

also she's generally just a sweet talker and she has massive tits and when i wanted more raspberry sauce on my ice cream she went to the ice cream man and he gave us an entire bottle for free

how did you find out originally?

>fap to vid of OP pic
>imagine her as OPs mom and the dude is the health inspector
>finish, wrap cumrag around dick
>immediately start remembering that my mom was a flirt
>sudden physical sickness feeling in lower stomach/groin region

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My mom once heard about just how slutty her aunt was in high school
20 years after her aunt graduated

She had a kid so it counts

Almost exactly like the lady i posted at the start of the thread

Nvm, reading comprehension my bad, post mom pics pls.

>that episode where Arnold tries to commit suicide in space

r u forest gumpo?

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What were the violations anyway? I'm assuming it was pretty serious to risk shutdown.

I wish mompov had more asians

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just as retarded. my mums tits have gotten me through life, aside from her not breast feeding. holding back on me

Yos
Orgienaleorfhu

Also pretty sure at one point she was sleeping with most of the town's police force

It spiraled out to the point where she didn't care if I knew once I found out.
>help mother with something in her room
>me being 6'5" she asks me to grab something
>"can you go into my closet and look for so and so?"
>"ok" so I reach up high and found whatever she needed but
>behind what she wanted was a dildo
>surprised I looked at and pointed it out
>she tells me "oh you aren't s'pose to know but oh well now"
>"I take care of business to naughty boys and that's it"
>after a month she has all her toys and stuff hanging on the walls in her bedroom
>dildos(covered) latex/leather dog hood, whips, and a bunch of other things
>she never brings people home but she goes out
Yeah, I added 2 and 2 together and figured that what she was. Dad left after I was born and mom says she makes mad money while doing it. So whatever helps keeps the bills paid I s'pose.

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Here you guys are

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How the hell did she get on that career track? Like was it her fetish to begin with or did she just come up with it by herself?

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I NEED AN ASIAN MOMMY GF SO BAD

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Me too user why are they so great

Ok im glad im not the only one who did that first part

They were essentially reccuring violations regarding trash handling and waste disposal if i remember correct that they failed to pass many times

Op your mom sounds like a real go getter

Bump for other stories kk

i use the same panties as her. :)

Arms bigger than Zyzz
Mirin those fuckin ceps

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>tattooed sluts

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This thread is still going?
From what I know she was always online in chat rooms when she wasn't at work. So I know she was pretty popular online. I'd get a glimpse every once in awhile and see everyone is talking to her. I don't even know if it was her fetish to begin win to be honest. I think she something neat about the femdom life or whatever you call it and it stuck. However, she stopped about a year ago though.

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Post em bitch dont just yap about em

Damn real or not im all boned up tell your mom i said hi

Bump oreo dont mute me

so you're fine with a wife whoring herself out because they were disgusting slobs who couldnt maintain a clean food space? you sound like good step-dad material