How long until you become a wizard, user?

Sup Jow Forums, apprentice here. Nine years to go, but I think I have it easier than other level 21 mages. I decided to embark on this path at around age 12/13 upon realizing men and women are equally shit, and that not trying is safer than trying and ending up with kids/diseases/false-rape accusations/cuck shit.

5 months away.

I do user. I do.

Different timeline

3 months.
haha

Level 31 Wizard here. AMA

This is not how you play Twister...

>12 years
>too late

Are you retarded?

Youth is genuinely wasted on the young, fucking idiots don't know what they have till it's gone.

Next year. I'm gonna kill myself before then.

OMG clean that carpet. Gross. 6 years.

five years
i wonder if i'll even be living on my own by then
i feel like it'll be more likely that i'll be
1. dead
2. in prison/mental hospital
3. finally sperg out and get put on govt assistance
those options feel more likely where i'll be in the next 5 years if i'm not going to just be exactly where i still am which is leeching off my mom

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What special abilities do I have by being young exactly? Being 18 and repulsive is not more attractive than being 30 and repulsive

Am 22 and a virgin, i'l get a hooker soon though.

3.5 months from now. But I reached 1/2/3/4 and girls have started talking to me so I think I'm finally gonna make it brahs.

Yes. The lowering of the age doesn't encourage me.

I've got 4 years left until I'm 30. I wanted it to be special for my first time, but I think I've given that dream up.

wtf is that yellow shit under her feet?

2 years, i will ascend to wizard. BEGONE THOTS

I have about 6.5 years. Ideally, I'd like to lose it before age 28.

I'm safe from being a Wizard i got a hooker when i was 22.

she's got some gnarly fungus on her feet wtf

Is this a painting or photo?
I can't tell

Doesn't count. If it were than easy there would be no wizards.

2 years 7 months 2 weeks 3 days

>slightly over six years

God dammit, I want my fire summoning powers NOW.

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Being an 18 year old virgin isn't even weird or uncommon. The range for 'normal' age of first sexual experience is 16-20. The idea that everyone starts fucking like rabbits the minute they hit junior year of high school is a meme from hollywood teen comedies.

It starts to get weird at 21-22. 23+ is when people start seeing you as a potential serial killer.

I already lost my virginity to a prostitute.

Honestly, if you're like 25 years old or older, just buy your virginity away.

negative 2 years

Been one for ages.
Now looking for a girl worth losing my incredible pinball skills for.

7 years in July

I don't see any scenario in which I'm not so I'm just gonna accept it

6 years 8 months 25 days 19 hours 51 minutes and counting.

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It actually is uncommon, 70% of kids are sexually active before college according to the research of my university.

30% is still a pretty big number

Nowadays, you probably will get mocked for it a bit, at least in my experience. The only ones that get away with it past 17-18 are those who feign asexuality or homosexuality.

t. not-quite-normalfag 18 y/o

1 year this August
youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

i lost it at 18. 31 now

>tfw lift
>tfw almost a wizard
>tfw SSJ Wizard

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that looks like a girl i know

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youtube.com/watch?v=eT9EryIy-Ok

What speIIs can you cast?

if i keep this pace, in november probably. But i will off my self in october. We dont need more wizards in here.

>tfw I will never get to experience wizard life and get to cast magic on people

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>i will off my self in october
you'll be able to help me before you go then

Can I still be wizard if I licked girl pucci?

11 years, unfortunately i'll fight against my fate... i don't wanna be a wizard. i'm sorry anons

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OO

those 5`s say i will.
how can i help you?

Around the beginning of the month 3 months from now, I'll make a thread saying it's up. The boards are working so planning will happen on tset321 on 8ch.

too late for me .
those feet are fucking disgusting so as her face.
jesus .

1 year and 6 months

Not sure what I did to deserve this but the normals have made their decision and they aren't having any arguments over it so oh well.

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7 years and 360 days. Doubt I'll make it, but you never know.

9 days. I regret nothing

That ship already sailed five years ago. I'm autistic and dislike physical contact. The idea of sex is vaguely repulsive to me. I went to a syrip club and had a lapdance thinking maybe once i get turned on i would be able to put aside the gross out factor. Nope. No dice.

When i watch porn i mute the sound so i don't have to hear the squelching and moans. Porn compilations with music instead of the original audio are fine too.

i'm not him, but some people are just born with the autism. it's usually pretty easy to tell you're different, and if you don't know how, you can't really ever change. Everywhere you go people ridicule you, and you may not even be sure why. Don't tell me that you didn't know you'd be a robot in high school.

im 18 turning 19 in a month

how do i prevent from ruining my youth fellow anons

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6 more years until wizardhood. God please don't let it cone to that.

Your basic anti charm ward. With practice it can become an impenetrable shield that can resist even physical attacks. Whores will try anything, but a simple touch of the arm can render the inexperienced powerless.

>look at picture
>this is the ideal picture of an ideal woman in the ideal position
>look at feet
>clean them/have manicure, so that I can tickle them and lick them while you are tied up

My aim is to achieve Lichdom, so I will be a Warlock.

by keeping your dick out of weird things. Women included. Do you want a raging case of herpes?

by leaving this place and never returning
go experience the world

>became one a few dasy ago
>still no magic powers

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12 years
It's impossible for me to change, i've already been a neet for over 2 years

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4.5 years. clocks ticking.

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plot twist: I'm already a wizard

10 more years. I still feel like I'm 16

6 years. i will study frost magic.

haha gotta love being a neet right?

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>ruined my chance of wizardhood by diddling with some other man at the age of 18 because I was desperate
>life gives me a curvy (hourglass, not THICC or any memes for "fat slag but okay") aryan 16yo qt
>she lets me do anything with her, get the chance to defile every part of her body, creampie her with and without BC, anal, DP, anything
>just because I was born and raised to be honest and empathic
>just because I'm legitimate nice guy, a friendly brobuddypaldude instead of a neckbeard "nice guy" or a arrogant chads, because I evoke the feeling of being trustworthy and discrete in people

That took an odd turn.
Then again, I can explain it well from the freudian perspective. Let's keep it short:
Her father liked me, I liked her father.

I'm already an old wizard
>tfw 45 yo khv

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dont waste time on here
take care of your health
go to school of some sort
be nice to people, but not too nice

I guess 1,5 y. Will finish first part of my studies. I plan to have a break and not leave my room for a year. Fire magic seems fun

>too late to experience erotic teasing with your 15-16y equally old grill
Im sorry user, we already lost

Feels bad man
Why'd you have to make me think about that user

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4 years. I'm almost there, bros.

Because i think about it every night. Besides being a wizard doesnt seem that bad, eh?

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I became one this month
Where are my spells

Share your story wiz-chan

8 months a witch, noticeable stats change is +vision, +money, +work and +weird hobbies.
I never kissed, hugged or even hand shaked a male. Not that I look bad or have severe autism, but I live in a religious conservative environment, think the handmades tale degree of seperation and over consciousness of opposite sex.
Only way to get laid is by getting married and I'm not to keen on that. So yeah, this is a case of both voluntarily and involuntarily choosing witchcraft.

4 years, 5 months and 28 days.

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>I live in a religious conservative environment, think the handmades tale degree of seperation and over consciousness of opposite sex.
Are you comfortable with your sexuality in general?

>dislike physical contact
>When i watch porn i mute the sound so i don't have to hear the squelching and moans
same here user. hows your life anyway?

less than a year
unless you count going to a prostitute once out of desperate loneliness as losing your virginity, in which case I am not a virgin and you losers can suck my chad nuts.

Eight years. I'm going to get wicked drunk once I become a 30 year-old KHV.

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11 years. Let's hope I don't make it

You're young, shut the FUCK up and allow us ACTUAL autists to let out our sorrows.

Define comfortable. I never had sex but I know I have a healthy appetite. I'm not afraid of sex or males, but I'm not too hung up on sex to actually take on a marriage relationship. There is also no pressure on me being a virgin, and the arranged marriage system almost guaratees me decent spouses to couple with whenever I feel so, but yeah, no marriage means no sex.

3 & 1/2 years. They told me we were all gonna make it, but I didn't ;_;

7.5 years, I still have some hope tho.

>tfw i could've lost it to a 9/10 qt if we had some privacy
>now 23 and obese virgin
fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everyone

I turn 25 Saturday, so 5 years.

Lost my virginity in a brothel in Greece so no wizard for me

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Never, I got laid half-way at 15.

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